The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

AQUAMAN: We should join forces!
ATOM: Why, because we both have lame superpowers?

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: You´re a CAVEMAN now?!?WHat the hell is that?!?
BATMAN: I just appear in the stories, I don´t write them and don´t draw them, okay?!?

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: You know what would be the best thing for this franchise right now? A reboot!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF.

Tonight on Fox, the Ronald McDonald story.

SELINA KYLE: "Why yes, I am Carla Gugino in disguise, but don't tell anyone."

SELINA: "Shall we shag now or later?"

POISON IVY: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
HARLEY QUINN: "But of course you are."
PI: "Plenty O'Toole."
HARLEY: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

SEAN CONNERY: "C'mon, you know you would have wanted me to play Batman in another life."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff all around, especially Ronald McJoker...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks and great stuff all around, especially Ronald McJoker...

You can never go wrong with Ronald McJoker.

POISON IVY: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

 

[ultimatefan]

One of the best uses of that quote...

 

[Panthro]

One of the best uses of that quote...

Thanks.

HARLEY QUINN: "So how was I? I mean it was my first time with, ya know, doing that with a girl."
POISON IVY: "You were fine honey-bunny, you just need a little more practice."

POISON IVY: "Just so you know I'll always be here if you ever have any physical needs."
HARLEY QUINN: "Aw, thanks Red."

 

[That-Guy]

"CRANK THE MOLLY HATCHET AND LET'S ROLL!!!"

 

[Milu]

A word of wisdom from The Joker: never do a Tom Rothman cosplay . . .

 

[DX]

JOKER: You know what would be the best thing for this franchise right now? A reboot!

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES!

 

[kedrell]

JOKER: You know what would be the best thing for this franchise right now? A reboot!

Bwahahahahahahahaha! That is just excellent! Although at some point a different take on the franchise will be good. But we're not there yet.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "For the last time I was not the evil mastermind behind killing Captain America!"
BATMAN: "Gagk- just checking..."

 

[That-Guy]

This lady got the thickness
Can I get a witness
This lovely lady got the thickness
Can I get a Hell Yeah

Grab them saddlebags and
Toss em over me
Let's ride all night

This lady got the thickness...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Kedrell, DX! Can´t go wrong with Poison Ivy and Harley lesbian innuendo and Batman shouts.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Where is the Megan Fox sex video?!?

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JOKER: Oh, that? Sorry, I recorded Dragonball Evolution on top of it...

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: So what did you think of X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

JOKER: One of the best films I've ever seen. I think it will be better than Star Trek and Terminator and Trans -

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

BATMAN: "So you stole Hugh Jackman's cloning process from The Prestige eh?! Well, that just means more fun for me!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Fun stuff guys, allow me to follow up on the XMOW reactions...

SUPERMAN: So, what did you think of X-Men Origins: Wolverine?
BATMAN:Not one of the worst superhero movies, certainly not one of the best either. The cast is solid, decent direction, some great visuals and action sequences, but the script is overall mediocre and kinda sloppy, doesn´t add anything fresh or particularly compelling to the superhero movie genre. Feels like they were more worried with throwing eye-popping visuals and fights scenes at you and shoehorning mutants´ cameos than properly telling the story.
SUPERMAN: All you needed to say was "Fox made it".
BATMAN: I was getting there.

 

[The Navigator]

BATMAN: Selina...
JOKER: Selina?
BATMAN: Selina...
JOKER: Oaky, I'm guessing it has something to do with Selina...
BATMAN:...is having an affair.

JOKER:...well, welcome to the club, buddy! Same exact thing happened to me with wife #2, 'member? I had no idea, nothing's going on. Right? I come home one day and the house is completely empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick b***h takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
BATMAN:...
JOKER: Oh, come on, man, she doesn't really mean it, she's just using him. It's meaningless sex, she still loves you--

BATMAN: Stop cheering me up!

Nice ones about Wolverine, too.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Do you know how I got these scars?

BATMAN: No, but i know how you´ll get these!

JOKER: Wait, this is the wrong scene!
BATMAN: I don´t care!!

 

[Milu]

IRON MAN: "Why you little!"
BATMAN: "Gak!"
IRON MAN: "I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!"

 

[kedrell]

JOKER: "Sorry I'm late but I was at this all night bachelorette party. Hehe, you want **** jokes, I'm the guy!"

BATMAN: "What'd ya do, have a couple of drinks this morning?"

Joker: "What're you? Mother Cabrini? Ya never touch the stuff?"
Batman: "No, it's not that. It's just if I knew I was going to be entertaining kids..."
Joker: "What do you know, do you know who I am? In the field of local, live home entertainment, I"M A GOD!!!"

Batman: "Get back in your mouse and drive away."

Joker: "Why you low down, four-flushin' sack of..."

[Bonk!]

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Selina...
JOKER: Selina?
BATMAN: Selina...
JOKER: Oaky, I'm guessing it has something to do with Selina...
BATMAN:...is having an affair.

JOKER:...well, welcome to the club, buddy! Same exact thing happened to me with wife #2, 'member? I had no idea, nothing's going on. Right? I come home one day and the house is completely empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick b***h takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
BATMAN:...
JOKER: Oh, come on, man, she doesn't really mean it, she's just using him. It's meaningless sex, she still loves you--

BATMAN: Stop cheering me up!

Nice ones about Wolverine, too.

True Lies For The Win!