The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Hotwire]

Batgirl: Holy s***!!! Is Robin gonna???
Batman: Yep, he's gonna lay an egg. This happens every Christmas. And pretty soon, I'm gonna start smelling, a wheel is gonna fall of the Batmobile, and you can FORGET about catching the Joker this month! Merry f****** Christmas!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batgirl: Holy s***!!! Is Robin gonna???
Batman: Yep, he's gonna lay an egg. This happens every Christmas. And pretty soon, I'm gonna start smelling, a wheel is gonna fall of the Batmobile, and you can FORGET about catching the Joker this month! Merry f****** Christmas!

Hahahahahaha!

CATWOMAN: "Hi. I'm your Christmas present."
BATMAN: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

Thank you.


Thank you too.


Hahahaha, now THAT'S funny!

JACK: "Joey, have you ever seen Diane Keaton naked?"

Thanks!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks!

Sure thing.

BALE: "Hi. My man-servant here wants a statue of golden pop corn just like mine. Can you accomodate him?"

JACK: "..."

 

[batmaluco]

Adam West Batman: "Hello, I'm testing my new bat-portable-time-machine,
and I'm calling just to say that I'm replacing you for the next Batman movie, cause I'm teh hot!"

Christian Bale Batman: "****! I am teh hot!"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: Yeah, hello? Hi this is um...Jim Gordon...I ordered a hooker....yeah shes great but shes more of a dirty blonde then blonde.....No I asked for Blonde.....Well theres another problem, shes dead......DEAD!......Listen my cock was in her *****....her ***** is dead....it's no good to me now is it?....Yeah a replacment would be great thanks!....Yeah it's Jim Gordon...J.I.M.G.O.D.R.O.N...Ok bye.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: Yeah, hello? Hi this is um...Jim Gordon...I ordered a hooker....yeah shes great but shes more of a dirty blonde then blonde.....No I asked for Blonde.....Well theres another problem, shes dead......DEAD!......Listen my cock was in her *****....her ***** is dead....it's no good to me now is it?....Yeah a replacment would be great thanks!....Yeah it's Jim Gordon...J.I.M.G.O.D.R.O.N...Ok bye.

Oh my God that is so wrong, and yet so funny! Oh man, thanks for posting that, I really needed the laugh.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I'm not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV, Dwayne!"

 

[LadyMoira]

What's the name of that song?

That is Laid by James. It's one of my favorite songs in the world. You can check it out at YouTube if you like...

Bruce-"When they said Selina set men on fire I didn't think they meant literally.."

 

[Dr. Fate]

That is Laid by James. It's one of my favorite songs in the world. You can check it out at YouTube if you like...

Bruce-"When they said Selina set men on fire I didn't think they meant literally.."

Hehehehehe

BATMAN: "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Nex time on Jackass

BATMAN: Hi this is Batman and welcome to Jckass. This is called the fire ball.

 

[Miranda Fox]

Sure thing.

BALE: "Hi. My man-servant here wants a statue of golden pop corn just like mine. Can you accomodate him?"

JACK: "..."

Hehehehe, man-servant. Poor Brandon!

I love the Jackass one too!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe, man-servant. Poor Brandon!

I love the Jackass one too!

Poor Brandon indeed.

TOM CRUISE: "I'm telling you I can be Batman! If they were willing to cast a short, unathletic guy like Keaton, why would they say no to a short, very athletic man like me?!"
VAL KILMER: "Because you're a Scientologist?"
TC: "Shut up!"
VK: "..."

 

[Miranda Fox]

Keaton: I'm not fixing your next staring contest! Go away!
Jack: But he keeps WINNING!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Keaton: I'm not fixing your next staring contest! Go away!
Jack: But he keeps WINNING!

Bwahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

KEATON: "What kind of trash was Rambo talkin' about me?!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Keaton: I'm not fixing your next staring contest! Go away!
Jack: But he keeps WINNING!

Hehehe, gotta love the staring contests...

 

[ultimatefan]

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame

 

[Dr. Fate]

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame

Hehehe.

What song is that?

BRUCE: "Clark, get your hand off my ass!"
CLARK: "Dude, it was an accident!"

 

[batmaluco]

What song is that?

Sympathy for the Devil

Bruce: "You're not the devil. You're practice."

 

[ultimatefan]

Sympathy for the Devil

Bruce: "You're not the devil. You're practice."

Hehehehe, cool follow-up.

Sympathy For The Devil is one of the Rolling Stones classics. Probably my favorite one among theirs.

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOEL: "Oh come on, hasn't anyone seen my non-Batman films?!"

BALE: "Didn't you direct that one with the vampires?"

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Sympathy For The Devil is one of the Rolling Stones classics. Probably my favorite one among theirs.

Same here, you gotta love Gimme Shelter to.

 

[Miranda Fox]

JOEL: "Oh come on, hasn't anyone seen my non-Batman films?!"

BALE: "Didn't you direct that one with the vampires?"

ROTFLMAO!

I fully confess - I adore Lost Boys!

 

[kenellard]

Joel: "oh come on, Falling down anyone? anyone? For the love of god please, remember me not for my bat-nipples, but for making michael douglas look like a real actor!"