The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[thedarks0ldier]

BATMAN: Time to hit the Piniata!!!

 

[LadyMoira]

Guy-"So come on Barbara-spill! Why did you break it off with Dick Grayson?"

Barbara-"I had my reasons..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Blonde, brunette, red head... yep, I've got all the colors of the rainbow."

 

[LadyMoira]

Guy on the left-"She likes playing unconscious and fondling big metal poles...he likes wearing masks..how did these two find each other?"

 

[blksuperman2]

Guy-"So come on Barbara-spill! Why did you break it off with Dick Grayson?"

Barbara-"I had my reasons..."

 

[LadyMoira]

"Hey where's the headless guy!"

Scarecrow-"That's Ichabod Crane you idiot!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Guy on the left-"She likes playing unconscious and fondling big metal poles...he likes wearing masks..how did these two find each other?"

Nyahahahahaha

BATMAN: "The things I do to conserve gas..."

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: See, Clark, you can be the well-adjusted, raised by loving parents, fair and noble, smiley boy scout, but who cares, I am the babe magnet!

 

[That-Guy]

Colin Farrel: Damn, I should be Batman for Halloween every year!

 

[That-Guy]

"It's the horse. Chicks dig the horse."

"True dat!"

 

[That-Guy]

"I just saved a buttload on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!!"

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Tapped Catwoman and Wonder Woman in the same night!! Life is good!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"Superman Returns sucked! More points for MY franchise!"

 

[El Payaso]

"I-I feel like there's a giant Joker behind"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Superman Returns sucked! More points for MY franchise!"

Hehehe. It's funny because it's true. t:

"We kick way more ass than George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell and Alicia Silverstone combined!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Tom: Look, it´s the attack of the fifty-foot gay clown!
Mike: At our left, we have the midget black bat from Thailand, at your right, the giant yellow bat from Connecticut, and behind... Well, it´s a big "R".
Grow: Danananananana... Faatman!
Tom: Look, danger ahead! Our careers will be over after this show!
Mike: Wow, Batman´s having a threesome... With Robin and Joker!
Grow: Now here´s a show where they hired BOTH leads cuz they have big boobs!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I ate the last Oreo cookie! Bwahahahaha! Martian Manhunter's gonna be so pissed! Muwahahahaha!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I'm, I'm so in love with you. Whatever you want to do is alright with me 'cause you make me feel, so brand new and I want to spend my life with you. Me sayin' since, baby, since we've been together. Ooo, loving you forever is what I need. Let me, be the one you come running to. I'll never be untrue. Ooo baby, let's, let's stay together. Loving you whether, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad..."

 

[blksuperman2]

BATMAN: "I ate the last Oreo cookie! Bwahahahaha! Martian Manhunter's gonna be so pissed! Muwahahahaha!"

LOL

 

[ultimatefan]

Tom: Look, it´s the attack of the fifty-foot gay clown!
Mike: At our left, we have the midget black bat from Thailand, at your right, the giant yellow bat from Connecticut, and behind... Well, it´s a big "R".
Grow: Danananananana... Faatman!
Tom: Look, danger ahead! Our careers will be over after this show!
Mike: Wow, Batman´s having a threesome... With Robin and Joker!
Grow: Now here´s a show where they hired BOTH leads cuz they have big boobs!

A cookie for those who catch the reference, hehe...

 

[LadyMoira]

"This isn't the headquarters of the Intergalactic court...who's been messing with the guidance system on our ship?"

Batman-"Hee hee!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"This isn't the headquarters of the Intergalactic court...who's been messing with the guidance system on our ship?"

Batman-"Hee hee!"

Bwahahahahaha

LOL

Thanks. I probably should have had Batman pinning the blame on Superman...

BATMAN: "I'm cukoo for Coco-Puffs!"

 

[Hotwire]

FFFFFFAAAAAARRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!

Green Lantern: Damn, Batman!! My mouth was open!!!
Wonder Woman *thinking*: Can't... hold breath... much longer!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Hey everybody, I'm gonna get laid!"

GL: "Keep it to yourself, ya Bat-cracker."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Remember people it's all about the pose!"

Superman-"You can say that again."

Wonder Woman-"Is there any symbolism to the fact that I'm between you guys?!?"