The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Don't worry about it. We all have urges. I remember once there was this well built Latino..." [trails off]

 

[LadyMoira]

Joker singing...

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: I'm sorry that I cannot complete your rubix cube....

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Well if dressing up like a bat and fighting crime isn't well-adjusted then what is?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"I swear I'm not crazy! I'm just mentally strange."

 

[Rynan]

"Huh? What the f***? This ain't Reno! Where the Hell am I?!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"I killed Jason Todd ... and all I got was this lousy straight-jacket!"

 

[Ronny Shade]

"Huh? What the f***? This ain't Reno! Where the Hell am I?!"

up:

 

[ultimatefan]

So watch if I watch According To Jim? I think he´s funny!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"Batman & Robin was the greatest of Batman movies!!"


^ homage to Lady Moira's caption from a while ago

 

[raybia]

Sorry, this is off topic but to anyone who has seen the The Prestige, does it have any kind of sensuality, sexual content, nudity, or anything else considered risque?

 

[Rynan]

Sorry, this is off topic but to anyone who has seen the The Prestige, does it have any kind of sensuality, sexual content, nudity, or anything else considered risque?

No. No it doesn't.

It's just great.

 

[raybia]

No. No it doesn't.

It's just great.

Good, I'm looking to take my wife to see it tonight and she hates movies where the women have their boobies half popping out.

Thanks

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Heheh. Alrighty then.

"No. I don't understand why you want to become a man."

 

[Dr. Fate]

So what if I watch According To Jim? I think he´s funny!

Hahahaha. Is it really a crime to like Jim Belushi?

BATMAN: "Why did I let Superman talk me into exchanging my Batmobile for a Bat-Horse?"

 

[Fenrir]

Batman: "I'm too old for this shit..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha. Is it really a crime to like Jim Belushi?

BATMAN: "Why did I let Superman talk me into exchanging my Batmobile for a Bat-Horse?"

A little cruel, I know... I thought of saying Two and A Half Men, but that show is popular...

 

[ultimatefan]

C´mon, people, don´t pretend I was the only one who voted for Bush twice!

 

[Bad Superman]

BATMAN: I'm sorry, but fighting crime with your Monkey Girl gimmick is pathetic

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BATMAN (Shivering): . . It-it-it-it was a ba-ba-ba-bad idea to install an air c-c-c-c-conditioner for the ba-ba-ba-ba-bathroom.

 

[Dr. Fate]

C´mon, people, don´t pretend I was the only one who voted for Bush twice!

I always figured Bats to be a conservative Republican.

BATMAN: "Baby, I need your lovin'. Got to have all your lovin'..."

 

[Hotwire]

Doctor: You know, a man who dresses up like a bat, clearly has issues.
Batman: I do not have issues!!! What's I've got is a can of whupass with your name on it!!

 

[ultimatefan]

I always figured Bats to be a conservative Republican.

BATMAN: "Baby, I need your lovin'. Got to have all your lovin'..."

Well, to me he´s half/half. You can take the tough on crime thing as being a conservative thing, but the philantropist/no killing thing could be seen as a liberal side.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Put it to you this way - procrastination is like *********ion. It feels great when you're doing it, but in the end, you're just screwing yourself."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Jesus did father a child with Mary Magdalene! I saw it with my own eyes!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: I'm not crazy I tell you, I swear I saw a man in a red and blue Spider suit.