BwahahahahaLordofHypertime said:
Jesus did father a child with Mary Magdalene! I saw it with my own eyes!
Thanks. It was a reference to this one episode of the Simpsons, the one where they try holding a film festival to improve their worldly image and in the opening they have that news cast where Principal Skinner's about to be burned at the steak and he's yelling "I'm telling you people the Earth revolves around the sun!" Don't know how many get the reference.LordofHypertime said:^ Actually, that was pretty funny.
(and thankies for the laughs at mine. Makes me feel good inside.)
Dr. Fate said:Thanks. It was a reference to this one episode of the Simpsons, the one where they try holding a film festival to improve their worldly image and in the opening they have that news cast where Principal Skinner's about to be burned at the steak and he's yelling "I'm telling you people the Earth revolves around the sun!" Don't know how many get the reference.
BATGIRL: "Man this brick wall behind me is cold..."
BATGIRL: "Man, this is way more fun than being a paralyzed computer jockey!"
BATGIRL: "I make this look good."
BATGIRL: "Someone stuck sugar in my gas tank!"
BARBARA: "Do you think I look sexier with or without the mask?"
BATMAN: "Hey! Get your own caption thread!"
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Bwahahahahaha - oh man that's just too funny!Lunar_Wolf said:
BATMAN: My parents were killed, all I do is wear this outfit. I don't even know who I am a anymore. *sniff sniff* I sit alone in the Batcave all day dealing with freaks. I'm going to end it all.
SUPERMAN: Batman come on you sissy, your parents were killed years ago when you were in dippers, get over yourself. My whole race was killed but you don't see me brooding. Talk about not knowing who you are, I'm not even human you bastard. All I do is sit in the fortress, and if anyone is a freak take a look at what your wearing. Your not going to jump.
BATMAN: Your right, it's time to dance.
*Pulp fiction theme*
BATMAN: Do do do solo yeah do do do Batman do do do do my parents were killed do do do dum dum do.
SUPERMAN: Check out my back up dancers.
HeheheheheTankerX said:
Arkham Guard: Ok you're free to go!
Batman: How come?
Arkham Guard: Some Director is planning to make a movie about you...says his name is Mr.Nolan
Batman: But i thought after Batman and Robin there was no chance in hell for me?!
Arkham Guard:... DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE OR NOT?!!!!
HahahahahahaCOMPO said:
Arkham Guard: Ok you're free to go!
Batman: How come?
Arkham Guard: good behaviour
Batman: But i've only been here for a moment?
Arkham Guard: Yes, and for that moment you where the best behaved in this place.
Batman: really?
Arkham Guard: YES! NOW GET OUT!
I know that one was a long time ago, but damn it was funny.MulligaN Stew said:
CONVERSATION BETWEEN KEATON AND GOUGH on their replacments: Bale and Caine. . .
Keaton: What do you think of the new kid on the block? I don't know, he seems a bit green. Does he really look like Batman? Be straight with me . . . . .
Gough: With all due respect sir, he owns Wayne Manor now.
Keaton: At least I'll have the memories.
Gough: You are a memory I'm afraid. . . sir.
Keaton: What about you?! There is a new Alfred you know.
Gough: Ha, ha, ha, *continues laughing*
Keaton: What's so funny; it's true. He's. . .
Gough: Ah, the stories some people will tell themselves to get through the day.
Keaton: I'm not lying. You saw the film too.
Gough: Could you at least leave an old gent with his dignity?!
Keaton: I thought you'd forsaken that when you applied for that position at the local Holiday Inn.
Gough: No, no, no. It's not a Holiday Inn, and at least I have a job. Actually, Master Bruce came in the other night with two lovely tourists and he bought the hotel, so I'm still in the family's service. . . technically.
Keaton: . . . uh-huh.
Gough: Don't you have a 'White Noise' sequel to go make?
Keaton: It pays more than fluffing pillows. . .
Gough: Yes, well I put laxatives in your drinks during the '89 shoots.
Keaton: That was you?!?!?!
Gough: Yes, really. Jack and I had a good laugh over your. . . habitual cramping. . .beetlejuice indeed. . .
Keaton: That was low! I've a good mind to . . .
Gough: Go use the facilities?! Don't stop on my account. *laughs* We used to turn on the prop Bat signal to let the filming crew know that you were on one of those extended bathroom breaks. Those inside jokes were extraordinary. Quite legendary really.
Keaton: *cries* They said it was to give me inspiration!!!
Gough: Oh it did give inspiration; it inspired the rest of us to stay away from the privy, while you were massacring all in the vicinity with your aroma of vengeance.
Keaton: You tricked me. *continues to sob*
Gough: Oh, come, come. No worse than when Nolan called you up and asked you if you were busy. . . . . to mow his lawn.
Keaton: *exasperated* Why?
Gough: Because I'm delightful. *sighs satisfactorily* Cheer up. You are a better Bruce, but his Batman would maul yours in an alley brawl.
Keaton: I could say the same about you and Caine!
Gough: Ha, ha, my boy, don't let the glasses fool you. These hands may prepare quite a supper, but when they make fists, they prepare some R&R in the local emergency room.
Keaton: Ah, the good old days.
Gough: Just enjoy the memory and never forget that new ones are made every day.
Keaton: You always knew what to say. . . *smiles* Alfred.
Gough: The new kid may fit the part Mikey my boy, but Holmes is certainly no Bassinger, especially in her prime.
Keaton: Now that's something we can all agree with.
THE END
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Palpadious said:
Batman: It's sad when a bat has to speak the words that condemn his own son.
But I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They'll put him away now as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed The Joker and Two-Face.
As if I could do anything except just sit and stare--like one of his stuffed birds. Well, they know I can't move a finger. And I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of person I am.
I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll see, and they'll know, and they'll say... 'Why, he wouldn't even harm a fly!'
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