The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Superwoman Prime]

"The Green Giant loves me, the Green Giant doesn't love me, The Green Giant loves me..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Joker-"You wouldn't believe the things I can do with my tongue..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Katie-"It's ok don't be scared...Superman will save us...whoops I messed up again didn't I?"

Ken Watanabe-"I've had enough! She fumbles her lines, her delivery's wooden and the speeches on Scientology are freaking me out!"

Christian Bale-"Seriously she's horrible...we've gotta get rid of her.

Christopher Nolan-"Well we are stuck with her for this one, but she'll be gone for the sequel."

Christian-"Thank god."

Ken Watanable-"Who's the replacement? Please don't say it's Alba..."

Chris Nolan-"It's not Alba and it's not Bosworth.."

CB-"Whew!"

KW-"But then who will it be? You need someone attractive but you also need someone who can act and after Halle Berry's disaster with Catwoman most good actresses don't want to go anywhere near a comic book movie...

Chris Nolan-"Actually Cillian offered to help us out on that..."

CB and KW-"Cillian?!? Uh oh..."

Cillian-"Now hear this-you're signing on to be the female lead in the next Batman movie or ELSE..."

Bwahahahahaha!

POISON IVEY: "It's not easy being a gorgeous red headed villain. All the hunky heroes want ****ty blondes."

 

[Hotwire]

Gene Simmons ain't got s*** on me!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Gene Simmons ain't got s*** on me!!!

Hahahahaha

JOKER: "My tongue is a weapon of mass destruction."

 

[Hotwire]

Hahahahaha

JOKER: "My tongue is a weapon of mass orgasm!!!."

Fixed it for you, pal.
Glad you liked mine.

 

[ultimatefan]

I can´t believe they locked me here like I´m insane, it´s preposterous! Don´t you guys agree?
Voice 1: Totally!
Voice2: Preposterous is the word!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Fixed it for you, pal.
Glad you liked mine.

I offer support where I can.

BATMAN: "Yes I pulled the strings to cancel Arrested Development, but that doesn't make me insane!"

 

[Artos]

I offer support where I can.

BATMAN: "Yes I pulled the strings to cancel Arrested Development, but that doesn't make me insane!"

SUPERMAN: You sick bas.......

 

[Eddie Dean]

Bruce: I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Ducard: Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

 

[Hotwire]

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

Batgirl: Run away!!!

 

[titan101]

bad boys ,

bad boys ,

what you gonna do ?

what you gonna do when they come for you ?

bad boys.....



bad boys......

( good god i hope someone gets that joke ! )

 

[Iglius]

"My name is Bruce Wayne, and I'm an alcoholic"

 

[Amazing Afroman]

Bruce: I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Ducard: Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wow... Now that's a reference!t:

 

[Hotwire]

"My name is Bruce Wayne, and I'm an alcoholic"

Crowd: Hi Bruce!!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"I need to use the bathroom."

 

[Dr. Fate]

bad boys ,

bad boys ,

what you gonna do ?

what you gonna do when they come for you ?

bad boys.....



bad boys......

( good god i hope someone gets that joke ! )

It's the theme to COPS. How can anyone NOT get it?

LITTLE BOY: "Alright! Up close and personal with the twins!"
KATIE HOLMES: "Don't call my cleavege 'the twins'."

 

[Palpadious]

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was The Lebowski convention"

 

[ultimatefan]

You can´t marry her cuz I´m banging her...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

edit

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: I hate these stupid posses..
FLASH: How long do we have to stand like this?
SUPERMAN: Well I'm off.
WONDER WOMAN: You can't you got to stay for public-

SUPERMAN: OMG did I just do that? Man thats funny.
GREEN LANTERN: Shes out cold dog.
HAWK GIRL: Why did you do that?
SUPERMAN: I was frustrated ok, it's been-
BATMAN: She's dead.
FLASH: Really?
BATMAN: Yeah her boobs normally would be moving up and down, her, her boobs are not moving.

J'ONN: Can I have my way with her?
HAWK GIRL: W-what?
J'ONN: Shes dead, making love to her corpse won't change what has happened.
FLASH: I've already done her twice since she died.
BATMAN: Thats um not a bad idea J'onn, it's been lonely lately.
HAWK GIRL: You guys serious? You-
SUPERMAN: shutthe****up...
HAWK GIRL: What?
SUPERMAN: Go****hakwman...
HAW GIRL: What?

WONDER WOMAN: YOU SON OF A *****!
GREEN LANTERN: I uh guess she wasn't dead...Anyone up for some poker?

 

[sassycat]

LOL!! t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

"You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?"

BATMAN: "You ain't no woman!"

"You wouldn't hit a man dressed a woman, would you?"

BATMAN: "Yes I would!"

"Oh snap..."

 

[ultimatefan]

"You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?"

BATMAN: "You ain't no woman!"

"You wouldn't hit a man dressed a woman, would you?"

BATMAN: "Yes I would!"

"Oh snap..."

hehehehehe, that´s Cillian Murphy, right?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Yeah thats him from Breakfast On Pluto, good movie.