The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Carmine Falcone]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped,turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chillingout, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys said "we’re up to no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo ho to bel-air

pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby
"yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

 

[Dr. Fate]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped,turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chillingout, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys said "we’re up to no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo ho to bel-air

pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby
"yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Bwahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Thanks mate

 

[Dr. Fate]

hehehehehe, that´s Cillian Murphy, right?

Thank you. And yep, that's Cillian Murphy.

CHRIS BALE: "Thank God I didn't get cast as Robin in 'Batman Forever'..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Whoops! Double post.

 

[LadyMoira]

Catwoman-"I only purr when I'm on top...."

 

[ultimatefan]

Catwoman: Will you let me tie you up with my whip, honey?
Batman: Uh, Thanks but no thanks... In case you forgot, Basic Instinct was released in the same year than this movie...

 

[LadyMoira]

Harley-"So Mr. J and I were casing this one joint and..."

Bruce-"You've been talking for hours already...can't you agree on your next evil scheme yet?"

Selina-"How many times do I have to tell you, that when Harley and I are having a girls night out it doesn't include you?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: Will you let me tie you up with my whip, honey?
Batman: Uh, Thanks but no thanks... In case you forgot, Basic Instinct was released in the same year than this movie...

Hahahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "You don't have any well toned muscles under that suit, do you?"
BATMAN: "And you don't have much of an ass underneath all that leather."

 

[LadyMoira]

Catwoman-"Now what's this I been hearing about Katie Holmes?"

 

[Hotwire]

delete

 

[Hotwire]

Catwoman-"Now what's this I been hearing about Katie Holmes?"

Batman: I'm tellin ya babe, she meant nothin' to me!

Now can anyone spot the refference??

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman-"Now what's this I been hearing about Katie Holmes?"

Hahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "You owe me child support."

 

[LadyMoira]

Halle-"Look at me...I'm Catwoman!"

Julie Newman-"No I'm the original and one and only Catwoman!"

Michelle-"Oh please I could claw you both to shreds before breakfast."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Halle-"Look at me...I'm Catwoman!"

Julie Newman-"No I'm the original and one and only Catwoman!"

Michelle-"Oh please I could claw you both to shreds before breakfast."

Hahahahahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "You have no idea how much this costume chafes, especially since I can't wear my underwear underneath it and- what was that knocking noise?"
BATMAN: "Nothing."

 

[Rynan]

 

[Dr. Fate]

CRANE: "Transformers!"
BATMAN: "GI Joe!"
CRANE: "Transformers!"
BATMAN: "GI Joe!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Zatanna-"Oh well, captured again...won't take too long for us to escape though...just get out the lockpick Bruce and we'll be kicking bad guy butt again in no time..."

Batman-"I thought you had the lockpick..."

Zatanna-"_____"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Zatanna-"Oh well, captured again...won't take too long for us to escape though...just get out the lockpick Bruce and we'll be kicking bad guy butt again in no time..."

Batman-"I thought you had the lockpick..."

Zatanna-"_____"

Hahahaha

CATWOMAN: "Does yo mama sew?"
BATMAN: "My mama's dead?"
CATWOMAN: "Awkward..."

 

[TankerX]

Batman: Now you're my b**ch!

 

[ultimatefan]

CRANE: "Transformers!"
BATMAN: "GI Joe!"
CRANE: "Transformers!"
BATMAN: "GI Joe!"

Hehehe, this can go on and on...

BATMAN: Knight Rider!
CRANE: A-Team!
BATMAN: Knight Rider!
CRANE: A-Team!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped,turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chillingout, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys said "we’re up to no good"
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo ho to bel-air

pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby
"yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

Brilliant indeed! LMAO!


Good ones, guys!

 

[LadyMoira]

Count Dracula-"Come on sugarneck...don't you want to meet the real "man of bats"?!?"

 

[TankerX]

Catwoman: Is that a batarang in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: Is that a batarang in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

Aw, ya beat me to it! Well, good one for you, Tanker.

And thanks to you, Ultimatefan.

BATMAN: "Cyclops!"
CRANE: "Wolverine!"
BATMAN: "Cyclops!"
CRANE: "Wolverine!"