The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Fenrir]

Batman: I'm tellin ya babe, she meant nothin' to me!

Now can anyone spot the refference??

"I did. Now what do I get?"

 

[TankerX]

Rachel: Don't stare....wait....DR CRAINE?ARE YOU OK?

Dr Craine: I'm implementing a new strategy towards this villain thingymajig....IT'S SCIENCE DAMMIT!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Points if you know which show this is from.

Ra's: Yeah, we got him. And he's gonna pay.

Bruce: They're actually arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?

Ra's: No. They found twenty bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?

Bruce: What? No! I hate pudding, and I don't use toilet...paper.

Ra's: ...

Bruce: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.

Ra's: Bidet.

Bruce: Bidet to you, sir.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Rachel: Don't stare....wait....DR CRAINE?ARE YOU OK?

Dr Craine: I'm implementing a new strategy towards this villain thingymajig....IT'S SCIENCE DAMMIT!

Bwahahahahaha

BATMAN: "Stop dressing up like a woman you jerk!"

 

[Hotwire]

"I did. Now what do I get?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Catwoman: Good thing is you got rubber already...

 

[TankerX]

Points if you know which show this is from.

Ra's: Yeah, we got him. And he's gonna pay.

Bruce: They're actually arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?

Ra's: No. They found twenty bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?

Bruce: What? No! I hate pudding, and I don't use toilet...paper.

Ra's: ...

Bruce: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.

Ra's: Bidet.

Bruce: Bidet to you, sir.

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[Hotwire]

Ducard: Um, Bruce, are you pissing on my foot!
Bruce: Why yes, I am. That a problem for you?

 

[ultimatefan]

Bruce: Pardon me, master, but I boinked your daughter over there... and there... there, too... Actually, right where you stand now...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: Good thing is you got rubber already...

Bwahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
BATMAN: "But of course you are."
CATWOMAN: "Plenty O'Toole."
BATMAN: "Named after your father perhaps?"

 

[COMPO]

Ra's: Yeah, we got him. And he's gonna pay.

Bruce: What did he do?

Ra's: He stabbed a man in his own home. And then hid the remote and phone so he could phone for help and had to endure an hour of That's So Raven and Cheetah Girls.

Bruce: The bastard!

 

[Miranda Fox]

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t: Correcto!

The Fresh Prince caption is hysterical!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ra's: Yeah, we got him. And he's gonna pay.

Bruce: What did he do?

Ra's: He stabbed a man in his own home. And then hid the remote and phone so he could phone for help and had to endure an hour of That's So Raven and Cheetah Girls.

Bruce: The bastard!

Hehehehe

ROBOCOP: "Hey, get a room!"

CATWOMAN: "Oh crap, I was just about to have my orgasm and he made me lose it!"
BATMAN: "Damn law enforcement robots..."
CATWOMAN: "Cyborgs."
BATMAN: "Whatever."

 

[Miranda Fox]

Heath: Whoa, that was some night last night...

Cillian: You're telling me!

Heath: Um...I'm gonna give you a 100 bucks to never talk about this to anyone ever, okay?

 

[Morgoth]

Batman:"I told you not to eat my Jolly Ranchers, now spit it out, right now!"

 

[Morgoth]

Bruce:"My Darth Vader costume is better than yours."

Ra's:"I beg to differ."

 

[Hotwire]

Bruce: You know I f****d your daughter.
Ducard: !?!?!
Bruce: On your bed.
Ducard: !?!?!
Bruce: Twice!
Ducard: !?!?!
Bruce: And your wife too.

 

[titan101]

bruce : word around the office is you got a fat cock.
ducard : ... yes ... i do ....

bruce : i've got a fat cock too. maybe we should rub our fat ***** together sometime . maybe a little oil ? two fat ***** ?.... together ? ..... oil ? ....

ducard : .....

( i hope someone gets the reference lol )

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

DUCARD: Hey buddy how was your weekend?
BRUCE: Grand.
DUCARD: Cool..I bought a new computer.
BRUCE: Thats nice....
DUCARD: Bruce?
BRUCE: Yeah?
DUCARD: Can blind people dream?
BRUCE: I'm gonna stand over here now...

 

[Batman*]

"Hello, you have reached The Joker"

"Hey, is your refrigerator running ?"

"Why I don't know, I will go check, please hold momenterally."

...................................................

"You were right, my refrigerator was not running. Thank you anonymous caller, you have saved me a lot of time and money."

Uhhhh, well you better go catch it ! (Hangs up) hehehehehe.

 

[elorenishii386]

Could someone get this reference? (hint: popular 90's tv show)

Ducard: "What are you saying?"
Bruce: "I'm not saying anything."
Ducard: "You're saying something."
Bruce: "What could I be saying?"
Ducard: "Well you're not saying nothing so you must me saying something."
Bruce: "If I were saying something, I would have said it."
Ducard: "So why don't you say it?"
Bruce: "I said it."
Ducard: "What did you say?"
Bruce: "Nothing."

 

[Katsuro]

bruce : word around the office is you got a fat cock.
ducard : ... yes ... i do ....

bruce : i've got a fat cock too. maybe we should rub our fat ***** together sometime . maybe a little oil ? two fat ***** ?.... together ? ..... oil ? ....

ducard : .....

( i hope someone gets the reference lol )

I hope there IS a reference, otherwise you're a very odd-minded individual.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Could someone get this reference? (hint: popular 90's tv show)

Ducard: "What are you saying?"
Bruce: "I'm not saying anything."
Ducard: "You're saying something."
Bruce: "What could I be saying?"
Ducard: "Well you're not saying nothing so you must me saying something."
Bruce: "If I were saying something, I would have said it."
Ducard: "So why don't you say it?"
Bruce: "I said it."
Ducard: "What did you say?"
Bruce: "Nothing."

Sounds like Seinfeld.

BATMAN: "Selina, can I ask you a question?"
CATWOMAN: "Shoot."
BATMAN: "Do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"

 

[Miranda Fox]

Scarecrow: Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!
Batman: Bloody peasant.

Ra's: One day son, all this will be yours!
Bruce: What...the curtains?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman-"Wait a minute...I keep seeing my face and look on shirts, mags, everywhere...but I haven't seen a penny from any of it...I've gotta get my lawyer on this STAT."

I know its ten pages later, but that's funny.

You did good ones Miranda Fox.

CRANE: "U2!"
BATMAN: "Queen!"
CRANE: "U2!"
BATMAN: "Queen!"