The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: It's kinda cold in here, I'll up the thermostat.

NIGHTWING: Don't touch the termostat, you know how Batman gets.
ROBIN: Aw come'on this thing goes up to 90.
*turns termostat*

*batman bursts in the door*
BATMAN: Who touched the termostat?
ROBIN: How does he always know?
BATMAN: Brain inplant Robin, every superhero has one, tells us when the sidekicks are messing with the termstat.

SUPERMAN: Hey Batman my thing went off, your termostat ok?
BATMAN: Yeah it's alright.

HAWKMAN: Hey is everything ok?
SUPERMAN: Yeah false alarm.

Hehehe, cool Family Guy reference... (I did one too, nobody pícked)

 

[Dr. Fate]

Crane: David Prowse!
Batman: James Earl Jones!
Crane: David Prowse!
Batman: James Earl Jones!

Bwahahahahahahaha

CRANE: "Dwayne Hicks!"
BATMAN: "Kyle Reese!"
CRANE: "Dwayne Hicks!"
BATMAN: "Kyle Reese!"

Is that too obscure?

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Welcome to Wendy's, may I take your order?

 

[Hotwire]

Bruce: Ducard, do you like Huey Lewis?
Ducard: Huh?

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

Holy Mark Foley, Batman!

 

[Hotwire]

Batgirl: You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look, um, nevermind, we all look pretty bad.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: "Damn! Superman sank my battle ship!"

 

[Hotwire]

I don't know why, but I simply must have this on my utility belt.

 

[Dr. Fate]

I don't know why, but I simply must have this on my utility belt.

Hahahahahaha

BATMAN: "What black eye makeup? These are rings from staying up all damn night!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: C´mon, you GOTTA admit looking at this scares you... Isn´t that the point?

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: SAVE THE CHEERLEADER!!!
BATMAN: Damn, I knew I shouldn´t have got TiVo...

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"SELINA!"

Selina-"Sorry honey, but you brought this on yourself..."

Joker-"Oh I have to record this for posterity..."

 

[Miranda Fox]

Batman-"SELINA!"

Selina-"Sorry honey, but you brought this on yourself..."

Joker-"Oh I have to record this for posterity..."

ROTFLMAO! Brilliant.

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Damn you, Catwoman!! Quit making me watch "Superman Returns"!!!! I can't take it anymore!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman-"SELINA!"

Selina-"Sorry honey, but you brought this on yourself..."

Joker-"Oh I have to record this for posterity..."

Muwahahahahahaha! Too brilliant for words!

Batman: Damn you, Catwoman!! Quit making me watch "Superman Returns"!!!! I can't take it anymore!!

Again, bwahahahahahaha!

BATMAN: "Why me, God?!"

 

[Hotwire]

Batman *thinking*: The whips and chains were ok, but why did she have put her "neck massager" up my butt?

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Harley comes home by nine....or else!"

Harley-"First of all you're not my father, second of all I am over 18 you know..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "It's great to be me..."

SUPERMAN: "I'm the last survivor of an alien race with multiple super powers who embodies all that is or was once good and pure in this world and inspires others to better themselves, and the best I can do is a loud mouth lady reporter. He's a neurotic man-child full of survivor's guilt who does nothing but brood and brutalize folk, and he's up to his eyeballs in sexy women. It just ain't fair..."

 

[Hotwire]

Batman:$2000 an hour?!?!?!? How can you charge that much?
Joker: Hey, you're the one with the clown fetish! I'm just a business man. Now, you wanna spend some quality time with Harley or what?

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

Catwoman: I know just how to make this a lot more kinkier....

Batman: Well, it's not what I expected, but I like it!

 

[Hotwire]

Batarangs???

$50/each


Batsuit?

$10,000


Batmobile?

$1,000,000




Bat-Harem?

Priceless!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batarangs???

$50/each


Batsuit?

$10,000


Batmobile?

$1,000,000




Bat-Harem?

Priceless!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

CRANE: "George Lucas!"
BATMAN: "Steven Spielberg!"
CRANE: "George Lucas!"
BATMAN: "Steven Spielberg!"

 

[Angelus88]

CRANE: "Latino Review!"
BATMAN: "BOF!"
CRANE: "Latino Review!"
BATMAN: "BOF!"

(It's crap, I know, and unoriginal, but I'm not good at these things )

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Smell it!! Now do you understand the importance of toilet paper??

 

[Dr. Fate]

CRANE: "Latino Review!"
BATMAN: "BOF!"
CRANE: "Latino Review!"
BATMAN: "BOF!"

(It's crap, I know, and unoriginal, but I'm not good at these things )

Don't sweat it. You just need practice. Besides, I'm not very good at this either.

CRANE: "Harry Potter!"
BATMAN: "Lord of the Rings!"
CRANE: "Harry Potter!"
BATMAN: "Lord of the Rings!"