The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[GeoffTheArtist]

Superman: I wonder...does this cape make me look fat?

I could not resist.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

EDIT:

TAG BODYSPRAY: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED LOL

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

^HAH! Clever much.

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman: "Polygamy might not be such a bad thing after all!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Originally Posted by Miranda Fox

Superman: Hey, I've got problems of my own right

Hee!

Alfred-"All day long, Alfred this wine's not aged enough-get me a new bottle, Alfred my pillow needs plumping, Alfred this body armor needs some polishing...Well take that and that you spoiled little brat!"

 

[Nepenthes]

Miranda Fox congragulations on posting the only funny caption here.

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman: I´m not a drag, I´m an intense metrosexual...

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Next time I ask you out pick a night when you're not babysitting ok?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman: I´m not a drag, I´m an intense metrosexual...

BATMAN: "Ahh... there is life after Rachel..."

 

[Artos]

VICKI VALE: "What do you mean I look like Kim from Kim Possible?!"

I think she looks like Meridith from "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"Now what's this you say sir about how stray cats should be shot?!?"

 

[Miranda Fox]

Miranda Fox congragulations on posting the only funny caption here.

Heh, you're welcome. The manip makes it too easy - seriously, whoever did that is a genius!

 

[LadyMoira]

Wonder Woman-"Oh sure stay behind me you two where you'll be safer, honestly what a pair of *****es..."

Batman-"Hey first of all skulking in the shadows is my main modus operandi second of all I'm not invulnerable to harm or able to regenerate like some certain non-human heroes are..."

Superman-"I just happen to enjoy watching Diana's backside."

 

[Rynan]

Batman: "Piss off, Superman, I saw her first. Now back away before I open the "kick-superman's-ass" compartment in my utility belt. You know you don't want any of that."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Wonder Woman-"Oh sure stay behind me you two where you'll be safer, honestly what a pair of *****es..."

Batman-"Hey first of all skulking in the shadows is my main modus operandi second of all I'm not invulnerable to harm or able to regenerate like some certain non-human heroes are..."

Superman-"I just happen to enjoy watching Diana's backside."

I'm with Superman.

WONDER WOMAN: "It's just one of those days where you want to tell the whole world to go f*** itself, you know?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep."
BATMAN: "Everyday of my life feels like that."

 

[ultimatefan]

Catwoman- Doesn´t look that terrible now, but I wait till I tickled his feet for three hours nonstop...

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "And so this fate shall befall all who try to cast Scarlet Johanasson as me in the Chris Nolan Batman films!"

 

[Morgoth]

BatMan: "Stupid Flanders!"

 

[Van Petrol]

Robin: Holy Lusting Loins, Batman!! You've got a *****!!
Batman: No I don't!

LOL, Good one!


To add onto that.....

Robin: "Holy Lusting Loins, Batman!! You've got a *****!!"
Batman: "No I don't!"

Crane: "I don't want to know..."

Falcone: "Yes, you do..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "Well Mr. Nolan? Do you cave or do I have to keep this up all night?"
CHRIS NOLAN [hanging]: "Okay okay, I'll see if I can get Anglina Jolie to play you in the next film!"
CATWOMAN: "Good boy..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Those last two were quite funny Dr. Fate. I also enjoyed yours as well Batarang.



Barbara-"I've got the bat stationary, I've got the bat stationary..."

Robin and Batman-"Get back here!"

 

[Hotwire]

Those last two were quite funny Dr. Fate. I also enjoyed yours as well Batarang.

Hey, where's my nod for the caption Batarang added to?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Those last two were quite funny Dr. Fate. I also enjoyed yours as well Batarang.



Barbara-"I've got the bat stationary, I've got the bat stationary..."

Robin and Batman-"Get back here!"

Thanks LadyMoira.


ROBIN: "Come back with my pants!"
BATMAN: "Yes, how many times do we have to tell you not to steal Robin's pants?!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Sorry kid but when it comes to being all dark, broody, and watchful on rooftops you'll always come in second just as long as I'm around."

 

[Boom]

Ledger picture:

http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5344/Events/5344/HeathLedge_Count_11272033_400.jpg.html?hint=group