The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

Selina-"Take a page from me Barbara...this is what flying across rooftops really is..."

Hehehehe

CRANE: "Animaniacs!"
BATMAN: "Tiny Toons!"
CRANE: "Animaniacs!"
BATMAN: "Tiny Toons!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"What's the problem?"

Gordon-"My daughter's out past curfew! Her mother and I are worried sick."

Batman-"All right it's hardly my mission to take care of that..."

Gordon-"Wanna start getting ticketed next time you illegally park that car of yours?"

Barbara-"Wow that was a killer rave...got to kick some frat boy ass too...now it's time to just sneak on home..."

Batman-"Hold it right there missy!"

Batman-"Look I was young once too...next time just say you're sleeping over at your friends house...it always worked with Alfred."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman-"What's the problem?"

Gordon-"My daughter's out past curfew! Her mother and I are worried sick."

Batman-"All right it's hardly my mission to take care of that..."

Gordon-"Wanna start getting ticketed next time you illegally park that car of yours?"

Barbara-"Wow that was a killer rave...got to kick some frat boy ass too...now it's time to just sneak on home..."

Batman-"Hold it right there missy!"

Batman-"Look I was young once too...next time just say you're sleeping over at your friends house...it always worked with Alfred."

Hahahahahaha

CATWOMAN: "I want to fly like an eagle..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Barbara-"What the hell do you mean I'm not in the movie but Katie Holmes is playing some fictional attorney who was never in the comic books?!?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Barbara-"What the hell do you mean I'm not in the movie but Katie Holmes is playing some fictional attorney who was never in the comic books?!?"

That's a very good question...

CATWOMAN: "If you wanna know if he loves you so it's in his kiss..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Batgirl: Oh great, she´s tripping on acid again...

 

[Fenrir]

Bruce: "I have to return some videotapes"

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce: "I have to return some videotapes"

That would get the movie the R rating Fenrir...

Rachel-"Last time I said some things I shouldn't have and I wanted to say I was sorry..."

Bruce-"It's too late babe...you're not gonna be in the sequel"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "You broke my heart 'cause I couldn't dance. You didn't even want me around. And now I'm back, to let you know I can really shake 'em down. Do you love me? (I can really move) Do you love me? (I'm in the groove) Ah do you love? (Do you love me) Now that I can dance (dance). Watch me now, oh (work, work) Ah, work it all baby (work, work). Well, you're drivin' me crazy (work, work) with a little bit of soul now (work). I can mash-potatoe (I can mash-potatoe). And I can do the twist (I can do the twist). Now tell me baby (tell me baby) Mmm, do you like it like this? (do you like it like this) Tell me (tell me). Tell me..."

 

[Bnightwing]

batman:joker,you need a tan!

bruce:YOU BEHIND ME STOP LOOKING AT MY BUTTOKS!!

 

[Bnightwing]

That better be the last ****ing time you bump into me when I'm eating a jelly donut............

MAN I ALMOST PEED IN MY PANTS READING THIS 1!

 

[Dr. Fate]

The never ending battle to see which is the more inconvenient costume piece - a cape or a fake tail.

 

[Hotwire]

Batgirl: Oh s***!!!! I forgot my pixie dust!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATGIRL: "You jumped too far ahead! I can't grab your fake tail!"
CATWOMAN: "That's the idea."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about Jack Palance!"

 

[Miranda Fox]

Batman: Stupid-head!
Scarecrow: Meany-face!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BABY DOLL: "Whoa... this is blowing my mind."

BABY DOLL: "Wow... my adult dopple-ganger looks a lot like that blonde Catwoman, Michelle Pfeiffer."

ZATANNA: "They screwed my character design..."
BATMAN: "It happens, Zat."

SUPERMAN: "You think you got it bad? Look at me Zatty - my eyes are friggn' black dots!"

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman: "poo-poo head"
Scarecrow: "pee-pee face"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BABY DOLL: "Whoa... this is blowing my mind."

BABY DOLL: "Wow... my adult dopple-ganger looks a lot like that blonde Catwoman, Michelle Pfeiffer."

ZATANNA: "They screwed my character design..."
BATMAN: "It happens, Zat."

SUPERMAN: "You think you got it bad? Look at me Zatty - my eyes are friggn' black dots!"

t:

 

[LadyMoira]

Bale-"What are you up to going around talking how Keaton defined the part?!"

Murphy-"I just think he looked so cool in the cape and coOWWW!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

t:

Thank you. Which one specifically did you find funny?

BATMAN: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian $hit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy b1tch!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Bale-"This is for saying Cillian as Scarecrow was the best part of the movie!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bale-"This is for saying Cillian as Scarecrow was the best part of the movie!"

Hahahaha

CRANE: "I didn't kill my wife!"
BATMAN: "I don't care!"

 

[Miranda Fox]

Bruce: Look, I just thought making a porno would be a more...enjoyable experience.
Ra's: Porno? What the hell!? That's not what that was supposed to be!
Bruce: Um...hey, look! A spaceship! *runs*

Batman: Get off my lawn!