The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[El Payaso]

"Pink lipstick is not gay!"

 

[batmaluco]

"Hey, I can play The Scarecrow next time..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "The fact that Superman Returns broke $200 million domestically in late October does not make it a good film!"

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: I'm sorry, baby. I couldn't help myself. We were in the moment, everything was getting kinky, and I'm sorry, I forgot that "backdoor" was the safe word. I thought you wanted me to stick it... nevermind, it won't happen again, I promise.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: I'm sorry, baby. I couldn't help myself. We were in the moment, everything was getting kinky, and I'm sorry, I forgot that "backdoor" was the safe word. I thought you wanted me to stick it... nevermind, it won't happen again, I promise.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one! Goes great with the look on Zatanna's face!

BATMAN: "Who cast Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom?! Who?!"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: Everytime you went fishing I left a note on the line, but everytime I checked the line when you got home, the note was still attached.

CRANE: I swear I didn't do anything.

BATMAN: SWEAR TO ME!!!

CRANE: I swear it to be true..ouchie my hair..

 

[Miranda Fox]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one! Goes great with the look on Zatanna's face!

BATMAN: "Who cast Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom?! Who?!"

Venom: Whose Topher-bashing THIS time! Who?

Couldn't help myself. Hope you don't mind the follow-on.

Dr. Crane: I'm serious, man. These are the latest fashion accessory! Why does everyone look at me like that?

Dear WB: Women will go and see Batman films for this, not Katie friggin' Holmes. Got it? Good.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Venom: Whose Topher-bashing THIS time! Who?

Couldn't help myself. Hope you don't mind the follow-on.

I'm flattered just to be followed up, Miranda.

Dr. Crane: I'm serious, man. These are the latest fashion accessory! Why does everyone look at me like that?

Dear WB: Women will go and see Batman films for this, not Katie friggin' Holmes. Got it? Good.

Nyahahahahahaha

BALE: "Whoa... I can see up Katie's skirt... and what Tom did to her under there ain't pretty."

 

[thedarks0ldier]

BATMAN: "Who cast Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom?! Who?!"

JOKER: The same guy that casted me as the Joker. You gotta problem with that?

 

[Dr. Fate]

JOKER: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[Miranda Fox]

I'm flattered just to be followed up, Miranda.

Heh, no problem.

Nice to see my manip is getting a run on here, too.

Points and possibly a cookie to anyone who gets this reference:

You are surrounded by armed bastards!

 

[Dr. Fate]

GORDON: "Guns don't kill people - I do!"

 

[batman11]

GORDON: "Guns don't kill people - I do!"

Hehe Happy Gilmore...

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

GORDON: "Guns don't kill people - I do!"

LMAO

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BRUCE: Man I can't believe Alfred quit, now no one will feed me.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Great ones as always, guys!

"This is the last time I follow Kate Bosworth's diet plan."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

JOKER MANIP AS HAL: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

 

[mclay18]

BATMAN: Quit hittin' yourself! (punch) Quit hittin' yourself! (punch)

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: WHERE´S THE REMOTE?!?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Great ones as always, guys!

"This is the last time I follow Kate Bosworth's diet plan."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Man that Bale's one crazy SOB to lose that much weight for one role! Talk about crossing the line between mad man and genius...

I love that quit-hittin'-yourself stuff.

BATMAN: "Bugs Bunny!"
CRANE: "Daffy Duck!"
BATMAN: "Bugs Bunny!"
CRANE: "Daffy Duck!"

 

[Nepenthes]

BATMAN: "Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

t:

 

[The Ski Mask]

Don't go around conquering neighboring nations, because one of the civilian you captured could be the future Batman.
http://fansites.hollywood.com/~cbale/Empire-of-Sun-04.jpg

Arkham Asylum gets multicultural when two Japanese POWs pleaded insanity instead of pleaded guilty for war crimes.

 

[Miranda Fox]

Don't go around conquering neighboring nations, because one of the civilian you captured could be the future Batman.

ROTFLMAO! That's awesome.

 

[The Ski Mask]

Scarecrow: I also offer service in pre-marital counselling, would you be interested?
Dawes: Why?
Scarecrow: You are marrying Tom Cruise.

 

[The Ski Mask]

Here comes more Batman vs Japanese...

Batman: I will give you a seat on the board of directors once I buy Japan.
Japanese: You crazy, you can no buy Japan.
Batman: You have no idea who I am, do you?

Although the Japanese never apologized to China for Japan's imperialist
ambitions, the Japanese did apologize to Bruce Wayne after 20 Japanese
war veterans were found traumatized and tied up to lights.

Batman: Does this come in black.
Japanese Soldier: No, we no care colour, we crash them to American ship.
http://fansites.hollywood.com/~cbale/eotsincrowd.jpg