The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[elorenishii386]

Bale: "I am alot of things Tom Cruise isn't."
Holmes: "Like what?"
Bale: "Like...well first of all...I'm the F**k'n Batman and second...I'm the F**k'n Batman!!!!"
Holmes: "Hmmm...Thats agood point...I never thought about it that way before."
Bale: "Have you seen my car? I mean really...have you seen it?"

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"It's a little known fact that bats use face masks and exfoliants during the daytime hours to avoid puff face."

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Here she is, Mr. Cruise. If the last 36 hours weren´t enough to get her pregnant, nothing will be...

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: Here she is, Mr. Cruise. If the last 36 hours weren´t enough to get her pregnant, nothing will be...

Proving once again that Batman is a pimp.

BATMAN: "She can't even afford a full shirt..."
KATIE: "Blood... rushing... to... head..."

 

[Miranda Fox]

Cribbing from Scrubs again:

Batman: Thanks to your little telling me the wrong time prank I was
45 minutes late for my oriental massage, which meant that
instead of Peng Wa, I had to settle for Chin Hou.
Joker: So?
Batman: Chin Hou is a dude!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Cribbing from Scrubs again:

Batman: Thanks to your little telling me the wrong time prank I was
45 minutes late for my oriental massage, which meant that
instead of Peng Wa, I had to settle for Chin Hou.
Joker: So?
Batman: Chin Hou is a dude!

LMFAO

 

[Dr. Fate]

Cribbing from Scrubs again:

Batman: Thanks to your little telling me the wrong time prank I was
45 minutes late for my oriental massage, which meant that
instead of Peng Wa, I had to settle for Chin Hou.
Joker: So?
Batman: Chin Hou is a dude!

Hahahaha

JACK NICHOLSON: "Does it amuse you that we're both too short for these characters?"
MICHAEL KEATON: "Shut up."

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman: "Hey...You spiked my Turkey. Your attempted to poison me failed, but now I have one f**ked up Turkey! Now you owe me an explaination!"

Joker: "uhhh ... well... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pail moon light?"

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Hahahaha

JACK NICHOLSON: "Does it amuse you that we're both too short for these characters?"
MICHAEL KEATON: "Shut up."

Mwahahaha! Gald y'all liked the massage quote. Scrubs for the win.

Superman: Why is everybody laughing at me? Oh, very FUNNY, Bruce.

Bruce: Heh. How I do love to mess with his suit.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cribbing from Scrubs again:

Batman: Thanks to your little telling me the wrong time prank I was
45 minutes late for my oriental massage, which meant that
instead of Peng Wa, I had to settle for Chin Hou.
Joker: So?
Batman: Chin Hou is a dude!

Gotta love Scrubs.

Batman: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! Oh, and Hugh Jackman!
Joker: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine, how dare you?
Batman: Of course I dare... I´m BATMAN, biatch!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Gotta love Scrubs.

Batman: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! Oh, and Hugh Jackman!
Joker: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine, how dare you?
Batman: Of course I dare... I´m BATMAN, biatch!

Hahahaha, awsome!

Although, why does Dr. Cox hate Hugh Jackman so much...?

 

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha, awsome!

Although, why does Dr. Cox hate Hugh Jackman so much...?

Why would anyone hate Hugh Jackman, is the question...t:

 

[Miranda Fox]

Why would anyone hate Hugh Jackman, is the question...t:

Lol, yeah, exactly.

 

[TankerX]

Batman: A gift...my lord

Kittyman:goooood

 

[El Payaso]

RACHEL: Hurry up, Bats, my jaw is starting to hurt.

 

[elorenishii386]

Mwahahaha! Gald y'all liked the massage quote. Scrubs for the win.

Superman: Why is everybody laughing at me? Oh, very FUNNY, Bruce.

That is very disturbing...

 

[batmaluco]

Batman: To be or not to be...

 

[That-Guy]

Why would anyone hate Hugh Jackman, is the question...t:

OH, I can think of at least one reason...

t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

CAINE: "Just pretend it's Brendan Fraser's head."

 

[blksuperman2]

CAINE: "Just pretend it's Brendan Fraser's head."

Funny signature. Be even funnier if I knew who Steve was

Edit *Never mind you must've just changed it*

 

[Cats]

Bale: Now repeat slowly after me... Nolan rules and Singer drools!

Bale: Hey kid! Want a penny for getting the hell'outta this movie set?

Logan: Hey, you know you seem very familiar for some reason.
Wayne: Is that so... Wolverine?
Logan: What the hell?

Bale: I'm sorry for tying you up and forcing you on the set like this, miss. But as you can see, we're pretty desperate for a 'Rachel' replacement.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Bruce: Hey kid do you know who I am?

KID: Your-

Bruce: Thats right kid I'm billionaire Bruce Wayne. Oh whats this you say? It's a shinny new nickel. Looks good doesn't it?

KID: May I have it Mr? I haven't eaten in 3-

Bruce: Whoa don't get ahead of yourself you bastard orphan, you gotta earn this money like I did.

KID: How did you earn that kind of money>

BRUCE: By posing with strange men in photos, and you really don't want to know much more about that, trust me.

 

[ultimatefan]

OH, I can think of at least one reason...

t:

LOL, yeah, I know, but even the best make a mistake once in a while...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Funny signature. Be even funnier if I knew who Steve was

Edit *Never mind you must've just changed it*

"Steve" refers to Steve Kloves, screenwriter of the first four Harry Potter films (not writing film 5 because he's off doing some other thing, but unfortunately they say he'll be back for #6). I am not entirely happy with Kloves's screenplays for the Potter adaptations, thus I rank him with George Lucas and Bryan Singer among Hollywoodites I hate.

KATIE: "Ow, my back!"
BATMAN: "Shut up! Pain is good for you! It'll prepare you for your so-called life with Tom Cruise!"

 

[Miranda Fox]

"Steve" refers to Steve Kloves, screenwriter of the first four Harry Potter films (not writing film 5 because he's off doing some other thing, but unfortunately they say he'll be back for #6). I am not entirely happy with Kloves's screenplays for the Potter adaptations, thus I rank him with George Lucas and Bryan Singer among Hollywoodites I hate.

Honestly, Steve Kloves was an utterly lousy pick for HP screenwriter - I'd love to meet him just so I could find out why he hates Ron so much. Honestly, four friggin' films and not one of them have done his character justice.

Sadly, if that rubbish teaser trailer was anything to go by, the new person for OoTP doesn't look much better.

/off-topic rant.

Ra's: I can't believe you lost our bottle opener.
Bruce: Yeah, I know. I miss it so much, it hurts sometimes.
Ra's: You're a bad person.