The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

Honestly, Steve Kloves was an utterly lousy pick for HP screenwriter - I'd love to meet him just so I could find out why he hates Ron so much. Honestly, four friggin' films and not one of them have done his character justice.

Sadly, if that rubbish teaser trailer was anything to go by, the new person for OoTP doesn't look much better.

/off-topic rant.

God bless you Miranda Fox! I agree - the films have not been good to Ron. I don't like Rupert Grint or Emma Watson much either, but that's another story.

Ra's: I can't believe you lost our bottle opener.
Bruce: Yeah, I know. I miss it so much, it hurts sometimes.
Ra's: You're a bad person.

Hahaha. That's how I feel about Tiny Toon Adventures.

BATMAN: "Duck season!"
JOKER: "Wabbit season!"
BATMAN: "Duck season!"
JOKER: "Wabbit season!"

BATMAN: "Alas, poor Clark, I knew him, Diana..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "You ask me if there'll come a time when I grow tired of you.
Never my love, never my love. You wonder if this heart of mine will lose its desire for you. Never my love. Never my love. What makes you think love will end when you know that my whole life depends on you (on you)? Never my love. Never my love. You say you fear I'll change my mind and I won't require you. Never my love. Never my love. How can you think love will end when I've asked you to spend your whole life with me (with me, with me)..."

 

[COMPO]

God bless you Miranda Fox! I agree - the films have not been good to Ron. I don't like Rupert Grint or Emma Watson much either.

Hnag on, you can't not like Emma watson. Rupert Gritn alright, i can under stand that.

Have you noticed in the films ron is a *** and in the books he's always fighting with draco or someone else.

 

[Miranda Fox]

God bless you Miranda Fox! I agree - the films have not been good to Ron. I don't like Rupert Grint or Emma Watson much either, but that's another story.

I don't mind any of the kid actors particularly, I just hate the fact that one of the best characters in the novels got such horrid treatment and Kloves does not have any justification for this - really, how does it advance the story to have Hermione say his lines? Answer me that, Kloves!

/Off topic.

 

[The Ski Mask]

Lt. Gordon: Take this guy, fraud, crime against humanity, war profittering, cheating in drug tests, AWOL, got a taste for the theaterical, like you, leaves a picture...

http://www.kansallissosialismi.com/arkisto/lokakuu05/bush_drunk.jpg

Batman: Do you think I am really that idealistic?

 

[dude stannis]

Batman: Where were the other drugs going!

...

Batman: I can make you talk!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Batman: Where were the other drugs going!

...

Batman: I can make you talk!

Mwahahahaha!

 

[Dr. Fate]

I don't mind any of the kid actors particularly, I just hate the fact that one of the best characters in the novels got such horrid treatment and Kloves does not have any justification for this - really, how does it advance the story to have Hermione say his lines? Answer me that, Kloves!

/Off topic.

I agree with you there - treating Ron as badly as they do in the films does not make sense; really throws off the balance of the trio's relationships. Should we continue this in personal messages or take it up in the OOTP thread in the Misc. Film Forum?

BATMAN: "Skeletor?"

 

[Miranda Fox]

I agree with you there - treating Ron as badly as they do in the films does not make sense; really throws off the balance of the trio's relationships. Should we continue this in personal messages or take it up in the OOTP thread in the Misc. Film Forum?

BATMAN: "Skeletor?"

Check your PM.

Skeletor: You rang?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Check your PM.

Will do!

Skeletor: You rang?

Hehehehehe

BATMAN: "Don't knock *********ion! It's sex with someone I love."

 

[Miranda Fox]

Will do!


Hehehehehe

BATMAN: "Don't knock *********ion! It's sex with someone I love."

*dies* That's disturbing...yet awesome. t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hang on, you can't not like Emma watson. Rupert Grint alright, i can under stand that.

I find it very easy to dislike Emma Watson. For soem reason, people always tell me to burn in Hell when I say that I dislike Rupert Grint.

Have you noticed in the films ron is a *** and in the books he's always fighting with draco or someone else.

Yes, the films screwed him up badly. I wonder if Rupert Grint even realizes that.

*dies* That's disturbing...yet awesome. t:

Thank you.

GORDON: "Any luck?"
BATMAN: "No, nothing. I still haven't found out how Superman Returns broke $200 million domestically. I can only assume that it was because Warner Brothers let it linger in theaters just long enough that it was able to limp past the $200 million mark."

 

[ultimatefan]

Lt. Gordon: Take this guy, fraud, crime against humanity, war profittering, cheating in drug tests, AWOL, got a taste for the theaterical, like you, leaves a picture...

http://www.kansallissosialismi.com/arkisto/lokakuu05/bush_drunk.jpg

Batman: Do you think I am really that idealistic?

Hehehehe, can´t resist Bush jokes...

 

[ultimatefan]

Bale: Hey, it was nice of people to make a sculpture of me doing The Machinist...

 

[Miranda Fox]

Bale: Hey, it was nice of people to make a sculpture of me doing The Machinist...

Mwahahahaha!

 

[batmaluco]

I'm glad that you guys are reusing my Bat-Shakespeare's "to be or not to be" manip, creating other contexts and meanings.
Pretty funnier than my initial idea.
t:

Rachel: Bruce, I have to tell you something. Do you remember that night that we spent together some years ago?

Batman: Well, I cannot remember entirely, I was a little drunk and...

Rachel: Say "Hi" to Bruce Junior.

 

[Dr. Fate]

KEATON: "You have no idea how uncomfortable this suit is."

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Batman "What the hell are you doing putting your hand over my mouth Aiken???"

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Mr.Freeze "My dear, sweet Nora...all I have to remember you by is this one silicone implant."

 

[El Payaso]

BRUCE: "You! You there! What day is this?"

BOY: "It's Christmas, sir. Christmas morning."

BRUCE: "Good! I haven't missed it. Here, lad. There's a big, juicy turkey in the butcher shop window at the end of the street. Buy it and deliver it to Bob Crachit's house."

BOY: "But, sir. You've given me too much. This is twice what the turkey will cost."

BRUCE: "Keep the rest for your trouble. Hurry now. The Crachits are hungry."

BOY: "Yes, sir!"

BRUCE: "Oh! Young fellow?"

BOY: "Yes, sir?"

BRUCE: "Have a merry Christmas"

BOY: "Thank you, sir. And merry Christmas to you, too."

 

[Secret_Riddle]

lmfao...

 

[Secret_Riddle]

Caine: Frankly I don't care if you spit OR swallow miss. Dawes
Rachel: Oh...say, your the relative height of my husband.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman "What the hell are you doing putting your hand over my mouth Aiken???"

Ahahahahahahaha

VAL KILMER: "I'd like to see other, lesser Batmen match these man-pecs."


CHRIS BALE: "Put your shirt back on, Kilmer!"

KILMER: "Damn you, Bale!"

BATMAN: "You had me at hello."

 

[Hotwire]

Rachael: Are you trying to hide your massive erection?
Dr. Crane: What erection?? I don't have an erection. I don't know what you're talking about.
Rachael: Oh, I guess I was mistaken. Your loss.

 

[Cats]

Superman: I'm the strongest man on Earth. Nobody can defeat me!

Batman: Say hello to Mister Robo-Kryptonite.