The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Hugh: So, who´d you go gay for?
Bale: Hmmm, Denzel Washington.
Hugh: Good pick! Hmmm... DiCaprio?
Bale: Nah, too pretty boy.
Hugh: Yeah, that´s right... Aaron Eckhart?
Bale: NOW we´re talking...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hugh: So, who´d you go gay for?
Bale: Hmmm, Denzel Washington.
Hugh: Good pick! Hmmm... DiCaprio?
Bale: Nah, too pretty boy.
Hugh: Yeah, that´s right... Aaron Eckhart?
Bale: NOW we´re talking...

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha!

JACKMAN: "You know where an Australian mutant can get some good weed around here?"
BALE: "What makes you think I'd know?"

 

[kenellard]

Batman: The signal's cool and all, but I do have a cellphone Jim

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I gotta tell ya Jim, I'm a little disappointed. I thought Chicago would be more windy."

 

[Cats]

BATMAN: "I gotta tell ya Jim, I'm a little disappointed. I thought Chicago would be more windy."

heh it's true, I hope for more 'cape flapping' scenes in TDK.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Has... anyone... ever... told... you... that... you... have... a... serious... impulse... control... problem...?!"
SUPERMAN: "At least once a day."

 

[Miranda Fox]

Hugh: So, who´d you go gay for?
Bale: Hmmm, Denzel Washington.
Hugh: Good pick! Hmmm... DiCaprio?
Bale: Nah, too pretty boy.
Hugh: Yeah, that´s right... Aaron Eckhart?
Bale: NOW we´re talking...

Ahahahaha!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BALE: "So, you got your reward, you're just leaving then?"
JACKMAN: "That's right, yeah. I've got some old depths I have to pay off with this stuff. And even if I didn't, you don't think I'd be fool enough to stick around here, do ya?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Dr Fate, Miranda!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Thanks Dr Fate, Miranda!

No probs!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Nolan: Dammit! Schumacher's been defacing my Wiki page again!

 

[Hotwire]

Bale: Hey, Hugh. I was thinking. You and I should work together on a superhero movie.
Jackman: Yeah! I was thinking the same thing. What could we call it?
Bale: Let's see... I'm Batman, you're Woverine... Hmmm.
Jackman: I've got it!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Nolan: Dammit! Schumacher's been defacing my Wiki page again!

Hahahahahahahaha!

SUPERMAN: "Why am I suddenly Silver Age Superman again?! Why?! Who organized this?!?!?!??!!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Gordon-"Hmmm...if you go in there you should probably bring some kryptonite with you.

Batman-"Nonsense! Superman and I are old friends, I'm sure we can clear this whole thing up without violence..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Gordon-"Hmmm...if you go in there you should probably bring some kryptonite with you.

Batman-"Nonsense! Superman and I are old friends, I'm sure we can clear this whole thing up without violence..."

Hahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "I don't like Quentin Tarantino. You don't like it that I don't like Quentin Tarantino? Tough."

 

[ultimatefan]

Jackman: Hey, let´s give Tobey Maguire another wedgie!
Bale: Nah, this time I wanna shove his head in the toilet.
Jackman: Awesome!

 

[Hotwire]

Hugh: Pardon me, Christian, you mind if I take the Asian hooker?
Christian: Um, sure, go ahead. I'm waiting for the midget.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN [thinking]: "Does she stuff her costume to make herself appear bustier than she actually is?"
CATWOMAN [thinking]: "Is his suit muscle padded?"

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"All right you win...I'll give you Selina's number...but I hope you know what you're getting yourself into?"

Logan-"Hot sex with a side of violence?"

Bruce-"Uh..ok you do know what you're getting yourself into..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bruce-"All right you win...I'll give you Selina's number...but I hope you know what you're getting yourself into?"

Logan-"Hot sex with a side of violence?"

Bruce-"Uh..ok you do know what you're getting yourself into..."

Hahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Don't you ever touch Lana again!"
BATMAN: "But you married Lois!"
SUPERMAN: "Doesn't matter, you still do not touch Lana!"

 

[blksuperman2]

Hahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Don't you ever touch Lana again!"
BATMAN: "But you married Lois!"
SUPERMAN: "Doesn't matter, you still do not touch Lana!"

LOL. That Clark is so posessive.

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Wait a minute...you're the one who's impervious to bullets...you stand out in front and let me hide in the shadows!"

 

[ultimatefan]

There WERE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, I swear to G...

SWEAR TO ME!!!

 

[muertevilla]

silent....but deadly

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman-"Wait a minute...you're the one who's impervious to bullets...you stand out in front and let me hide in the shadows!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

BATMAN: "He's not a pop Jesus, he's a very naughty boy!"