The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

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You're on a roll, guys. :up:

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Joker's Diary:

Meeting with Depp left bad taste in mouth. He is pampered and decadent, betraying even his own shallow, hollywood affectations. Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further.


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JOKER: Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your questions, Batman?
BATMAN: Well, considering my question was "did you go see Watchmen this weekend," yeah, I think so.
Thanks Rabbit! This was good too.
 
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JOKER: Stood in firelight, sweltering. Bloodstain on chest like map of violent new continent. Felt cleansed. Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night. Looked at sky through smoke heavy with human fat and God was not there. The cold, suffocating dark goes on forever and we are alone. Live our lives, lacking anything better to do. Devise reason later. Born from oblivion; bear children, hell-bound as ourselves, go into oblivion. There is nothing else. Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world. Was Rorschach. Does that answer your questions, Batman?
BATMAN: Well, considering my question was "did you go see Watchmen this weekend," yeah, I think so.
too bad we didn't get to see that quote in the movie , but instead got an overly modified , shortened version . :csad:
 
Ahh Scarlett. So goddamn hot.

I loved the Joker Shumacher one!
 
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THE COMEDIAN: "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me."

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JOKER: "I know you... you're dead! We killed you!! We killed you!!!"
 
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Joker: "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Batman: "Joker, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try."
 
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JOKER: You really think you can stop us, cowboy?

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THE COMEDIAN: Yippee Ki Ay mother****er.
 
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the comedian : it's a joke , it's all a joke ....

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the joker : .... you ****ing ripoff !!!! :cmad:
 
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the comedian : it's a joke , it's all a joke ....

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the joker : .... you ****ing ripoff !!!! :cmad:
Hehehehehehehehe


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THE COMEDIAN: "Hey, aren't you that Brokeback guy?"

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JOKER: "No damn it!"

Proof that the Comedian watches the Marvel/DC Happy Hour on You-Tube -

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JOKER: "Tell me something my friend - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

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THE COMEDIAN: "Yeah. He told me you're gay."
 
^ Awesome Panthro! And thanks!

I think the Joker/Comedian one from me may be one of my favorites from what I captioned.
 
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THE JOKER: I saw those ships smashed on the rocks. How can this be?

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THE COMEDIAN: We saw but a fraction of the monster that is Xerxes' army.

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THE JOKER: There can be no victory here. Why do you smile?


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THE COMEDIAN: Arcadian, I've fought countless times, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we Spartans call "A Beautiful Death." I can only hope, with all the world's warriors gathered against us, there might be one down there who's up to the task.
 
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THE JOKER: I saw those ships smashed on the rocks. How can this be?

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THE COMEDIAN: We saw but a fraction of the monster that is Xerxes' army.

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THE JOKER: There can be no victory here. Why do you smile?


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THE COMEDIAN: Arcadian, I've fought countless times, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we Spartans call "A Beautiful Death." I can only hope, with all the world's warriors gathered against us, there might be one down there who's up to the task.
Bwahahahahaha! You've gotta take that to the Mix It Up Movie Captions thread, Jones.
 
Thanks Panthro, Rabbit! Love the Comedian/Joker quotes, especially the Die hard one.
 
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Someday, the Academy Awards will have lost whatever shred of relevance they had left, and the voters will look up to superhero movies and shout, "save us!" And we´ll whisper, "No."
 
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THE JOKER: I saw those ships smashed on the rocks. How can this be?

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THE COMEDIAN: We saw but a fraction of the monster that is Xerxes' army.

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THE JOKER: There can be no victory here. Why do you smile?


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THE COMEDIAN: Arcadian, I've fought countless times, yet I've never met an adversary who could offer me what we Spartans call "A Beautiful Death." I can only hope, with all the world's warriors gathered against us, there might be one down there who's up to the task.
:hehe: this was awesome
 
Thanks alot Panthro, UF, and Bim!

I might take them to the movie caption threads, we'll see.
 
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THE COMEDIAN: Prepare to be ****ed by the long dick that is the law!
 
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The Joker: Hey Comedian... Do you know how to leave a stupid with the doubt?

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The Comedian: Noup. How?

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The Joker: I´ll tell you tomorrow.


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The Comedian: Damn... now I will not sleep...
 
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Batman: "Where do you live?"
Joker: "In the city."
Batman: "You have a house?"
Joker: "Apartment."
Batman: "Own or rent?"
Joker: "Rent."
Batman: "What do you do for a living?"
Joker: "Lots of things."
Batman: "Where's your office?"
Joker: "I don't have one."
Batman: "How come?"
Joker: "I don't need one."
Batman: "Where's your wife?"
Joker: "Don't have one."
Batman: "How come?"
Joker: "It's a long story."
Batman: "You have kids?"
Joker: "No I don't."
Batman: "How come?"
Joker: "It's an even longer story."
Batman: "Are you really a psychotic criminal mastermind?"
Joker: "What's your record for consecutive questions asked?"
Batman: ''38."
Joker: "I'm a psychotic criminal mastermind alright."
Batman: "You have much more make-up on your nose than Sal Maroni does."
Joker: "How nice of you to notice."
Batman: "I'm the goddamn Batman and that's my job."
 
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The Joker: Hey Comedian... Do you know how to leave a stupid with the doubt?

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The Comedian: Noup. How?

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The Joker: I´ll tell you tomorrow.


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The Comedian: Damn... now I will not sleep...
Hehehehehehe
 
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THE JOKER: The thousand nations of the Persian empire, descend upon you! Our arrows will blot out the sun!

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THE COMEDIAN: Then we will fight in the shade.
 
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JOKER: "Been working out there, Super Mario?"

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THE COMEDIAN: "I am NOT Super Mario!:cmad:"
 
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Joker: "You know you're killing Independent Joker!!! A Joker divided against itself cannot stand!"
 
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