The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Joker: What's your price, then?
Batman: One thousand.
Joker: I could have half the ****es in Narbo for that, and their mothers!
Batman: We're not in Narbo, wherever that might be.
Joker: All right, my dove, we'll pay, but the girl better **** him like Helen of Troy with her arse on fire, or I'll know the reason why!

 

[Panthro]

Joker: What's your price, then?
Batman: One thousand.
Joker: I could have half the ****es in Narbo for that, and their mothers!
Batman: We're not in Narbo, wherever that might be.
Joker: All right, my dove, we'll pay, but the girl better **** him like Helen of Troy with her arse on fire, or I'll know the reason why!

Hehehehe, all your stuff's been good HR.

 

[kedrell]

Love the Rome stuff. Great series while it lasted.

 

[Panthro]

THE COMEDIAN: "I'm sick of you mother-f***ing emo freaks in my mother-f***ing comic book movies!"

JOKER: "I'm not emo! God damn you you jacked up Tony Stark on steroids lookalike! You don't even know what emo means, do you?!"

 

[CelticPredator]

Oy Vey....

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Now I wanna see Tim Burton make another movie!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Confess it, you leaked the Wolverine movie!
JOKER: Why would I do anything against Tom Rothman? I´m a huge fan of his work...

 

[BlueLightning]

BATMAN: Confess it, you leaked the Wolverine movie!
JOKER: Why would I do anything against Tom Rothman? I´m a huge fan of his work...

Fixed. And its great.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Did you see the Wolverine leak?
JOKER: I did, but if I told you, you would arrest me anyway. It is a crime itself to watch that film.

 

[Heisenberg]

JOKER: Let's get down to brass tax. How much for the ape?

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL: "Where are we going Harvey?"
HARVEY: "I'm going to give you my own personal thank you for smoking."

BATMAN: "Leak Wolverine Origins will you?! Now I'm really gonna open up a six pack of whoop ass on you!"
JOKER: "Oh come on, it's a Fox film for Christ's sake!"

 

[Sonic1002]

JOKER: You get a haircut?

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Confess it, you sabotaged Watchmen at the box office!
JOKER: You kidding, why would I sabotage a movie that keeps making people stare at a glowing blue penis?

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: You have NOTHING to threaten me with!
BATMAN: I´ll give you a writing credit on Dragonball Evolution.
JOKER: You... You wouldn´t dare!

 

[ironman29758]

JOKER: You have NOTHING to threaten me with!
BATMAN: I´ll give you a writing credit on Dragonball Evolution.
JOKER: You... You wouldn´t dare!

hillarious

 

[ultimatefan]

^THanks!

 

[scatterax]

this has prolly been done b4, but oh well...

joker: "pull my finger"

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: You have NOTHING to threaten me with!
BATMAN: I´ll give you a writing credit on Dragonball Evolution.
JOKER: You... You wouldn´t dare!

I liked the Watchmen gag too UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: What is it with you comic book sociopaths and interrogation scenes? First you, then Rorschach!
JOKER: Would you or that psychologist guy ever invite us for a beer or a coffee? No chance, right? We have to blow judges up and throw rockets at attorneys and bury axes on child abuser´s heads just to get here!! Now, WHO are the real sociopaths, huh?

 

[Doctor Jones]

*Joker farts*

JOKER: Um... it was you.

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Hey, hey, hey... do you know me?
JOKER: No, no.
BATMAN: Well, I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ****in' ruling on this right now. You don't ****in' hit him. You understand?

 

[Doctor Jones]

JOKER: I'm in the hole, I pay him two grand a week. There's no profit, I pay him two grand a week.
BATMAN: Well make more ****in' money. This is America. You don't make money, then you're a ****in' *****ebag. Now what you ganna do?
JOKER: I'll make more money!
BATMAN: That's the spirit!

 

[scatterax]

nice departed quotes.