The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Alonsovich]

Batman:*shoots the policemen in other room* I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Maroni look like?

Joker: What?

Batman: What country are you from?

Joker: What? What? Wh - ?

Batman: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Joker: What?

Batman: English, motherf**ker, do you speak it?

 

[Panthro]

Batman:*shoots the policemen in other room* I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Maroni look like?

Joker: What?

Batman: What country are you from?

Joker: What? What? Wh - ?

Batman: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Joker: What?

Batman: English, motherf**ker, do you speak it?

Great use of Pulp Fiction there.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe.

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the "finally beating you" Superman one.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: You´re proof that this world is upside down!
JOKER: No, proof that this world is upside down is the fact that, of all places, California has a homophobic miss!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do to me with all your strength!"
SUPERMAN: "I'll tell everyone you slept with Paris Hilton. Twice."
BATMAN: "Oh come on Clark, that's just cruel."

SUPERMAN: "So I hear you're purchasing Val Kilmer's New Mexico ranch."
BATMAN: "I'm one of the few people not affected by the current recession, I might as well show it off."
SUPERMAN: "Jerk."

 

[ultimatefan]

I wonder what bang would ruin more a man´s reputation, sleeping with Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, or Lindsay Lohan.

hehehehehehehehe, it´s hard to be affected by a recession after just making a billion benjamins...

 

[Doctor Jones]

Hehehe, loved the Pulp Fiction one. Such a brilliant film.

 

[Panthro]

I think any given combination of those bangs - Hilton, Winehouse, Lohan - would do equal damage to a man's reputation. Oh Lohan, how far you fell...

 

[Panthro]

BATGIRL: "How dare you suggest that Roger Moore was a better James Bond than Sean Connery!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Now THAT is a well-deserved kick...

 

[ultimatefan]

THUG: Hmmm, no, seeing Dragonball Evolution still is worse.
BATGIRL: Dear God...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Say global warming is a myth!

JOKER: It´s a myth! Further studies are needed!

BATMAN: This is for selling out your beliefs!!

 

[why_so_serious?]

Joker: So I heard you when homicidal on the set of Terminator Salvation because a lighting guy walked on your set

Batman: I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY ALRIGHT!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Joker: Are you gay?

Batman: What kind of ****ing stupid question is that? Who the hell goes around and asks ****ing stupid questions like that in the first place? I know who, ****ing stupid people who don't know anything about ****ing answers. Of course I'm gay!

 

[Alonsovich]

Joker: So I heard you when homicidal on the set of Terminator Salvation because a lighting guy walked on your set

Batman: I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY ALRIGHT!

Let me edit the Batman dialogue:

I WAS F**KING HAVING A F**KING BAD F**KING DAY F**KING ALRIGHT!

 

[ultimatefan]

THUG: Damn, now I know how the Fantastic Four fans felt after seeing the movies!!

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "Yes, Genesis! How can you be deaf with ears like that?!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Hey, is that the director of photography walking behind you?

JOKER: Works every time...

 

[That-Guy]

"Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. Um, we live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman."

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Joker: So, I hear McG is directing Terminator. Ain't he the guy who made those Char...

Batman: SHUT YOUR ****ING MOUTH!!!!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

"Well I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. Um, we live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and in, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there. But that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman."

That was the chick´s speech? Damn, she doesn´t even make sense, first she says it´s great that Americans can choose, than she says in "her country" it should be that way. Well, in that sense she sounds like a Californian miss...

 

[Alonsovich]

Batman: *singing* STRANGERS IN THE NIIIIIIIIGHHHHT.... *singing*

 

[Panthro]

THUG: Damn, now I know how the Fantastic Four fans felt after seeing the movies!!

Yeah, that's exactly how we feel.

Still:

 

[Orb]

Superman: So recently Hollywood director Joel Shumacher mysteriously disappeard, know anything about that?
Batman:Never heard of him.