The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

BATMAN: This is my re-enactement of "the result of Michael Jackson´s plastic surgeries"!

Can never go wrong with Jacko bashing.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Don't you never say that Rino Romano of "The Batman" did a better job of voicing me than the DCAU's Kevin Conroy! Conroy set the standard for all to follow and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!!!"

 

[Dark Guardian]

BATMAN: "Don't you never say that Rino Romano of "The Batman" did a better job of voicing me than the DCAU's Kevin Conroy! Conroy set the standard for all to follow and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!!!"

Amen!

 

[scatterax]

Amen!

I second that amen

 

[Panthro]

Glad you liked it Dark Guardian, scatterax.

BATMAN: "I Wash My Hands And Feet Of You!!!"

 

[kedrell]

"My name is Buck..."

"..And I'm here to f***!"

 

[Panthro]

"My name is Buck..."

"..And I'm here to f***!"

Hehehehe, can never go wrong with a Kill Bill quote.

 

[kedrell]

Actually it's a Kill Bill quote.

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "We're in jail and YOU dropped the soap..."

Batman: "You know what that means!!"

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL: "Hello, Ghostbusters. Yes, of course they're serious."

 

[Panthro]

Actually it's a Kill Bill quote.

Oops. Sorry. Went back & fixed it.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Upstage me, will you?!?!?!?!?!"

BATMAN: "I am not the Daffy Duck to your Bugs Bunny and I never will be!"

 

[Panthro]

DENT: "Hey, stop indecently exposing yourself!" [punches guy on witness stand]
GUY ON WITNESS STAND: "Ow! It just needed some air!"

 

[CJ]

I'm not sure if this has been done yet, but here goes. (sorry for the bad quality of the picture, it was taken off a YouTube vid)

Batman: You are amazing.

Joker: some people don't think so.

Batman: But you are. Do I get to say thank you this time?

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I'm the Juggernaut, b****!"

 

[why_so_serious?]

Batman: Hello, I would like to talk to you all about a very important topic these days. STDs....

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: What will it take to get Tom Rothman fired?!? He has to cause a nuclear holocaust?!? Melt the ice caps?!? Show his butt on the Superbowl?!?

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: For the last f***ing time, I had nothing to do with X-Men Origins: Wolverine!!
BATMAN: I know, but I need to vent my frustration on someone!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

In honor of UF's sig.

BATMAN: WHERE IS HE?
JOKER: I don't know he found us.
BATMAN: He must have friends...
JOKER: Friends? Have you met this guy?
BATMAN: Someone knows where he is!
JOKER: NO one's gonna tell you nothin'. They're wise to your act! They got rules, Tom Rothman, he's got no rules! You got one way of stoppin this guy and you know the way. All you have to do is fall for DC. And let a couple a few good properties get butchered while you make up your mind.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF, Jones -

IRON MAN: "I'm the Juggernaut, b****!"

BATMAN: "What do you think you're doing?! This is a closed set!"
IRON MAN: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Jon Favreau!"
BATMAN: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

IRON MAN: "Where's your Messiah now?!"
BATMAN: "In court fighting for joint custody of his bastard son from SR."
IRON MAN: "Ouch."

IRON MAN: "This is for Wolverine's character in the Prestige!"
BATMAN: "Don't you mean Hugh Jackman's character in the Prestige?"
IRON MAN: "Same thing!"

IRON MAN: "Marvel character or not, no way in Hell am I letting you sabotage the Green Lantern film!!!"

This one was inspired by NotFadeAway's signature -

IRON MAN: "From now on all you DC thugs will be the Coca-Cola to Marvel's Pepsi!"
BATMAN: "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

IRON MAN: "Getting rid of Wally West's Flash and replacing him with Barry Allen thus reversing the very meaning of Barry's sacrifice from the old Crisis?! What are you people f***ing nuts?! Are you suddenly taking tips from Tom Rothman?! Answer me damn it!"
BATMAN: "Look I have no control over DC's executive decisions, and I don't pretend to understand DC's executive decisions, I just work for them!"

 

[Panthro]

HARLEY QUINN: "Uh, Red, I don't mean to offend you but... are you trying to seduce me?"
POISON IVY: "Yes I am."

BATMAN: "Ready to get killed again, huh?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah. Kinda sucks but hey, it happens."
WONDER WOMAN: "Hey why am I the Judas figure?"

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, what's with the Duck Trek thing?"
BATMAN: "They're just trying to cash in on the new Star Trek is all."
SUPERMAN: "Must be desperate to promote their latest DVD set."
BATMAN: "Yep."

 

[Panthro]

ATOM: "Wait, if this is a Batman show and Bruce Timm's not involved, what the Hell are we even doing here?"
AQUAMAN: "Damned if I know Atom, damned if I know. I'm just grateful to get work."

AQUAMAN: "And that Atom is where my Star Trek posters shall go, and over there-"
ATOM: "Bats, how could you leave me alone with this closet Trekkie?!"

BAT-LANTERN: "Atom, I've got my own problems!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff, Panthro, Doc!