The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

Originally by lone3love4

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I only knew you for a while
I never saw your smile
’til it was time to go
Time to go away (time to go away)
Sometimes it’s hard to recognise
Love comes as a surprise
And it’s too late
It’s just too late to stay
Too late to stay

We`ll always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
We`ll always be together
Together in electric dreams

Because the friendship that you gave
Has taught me to be brave
No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize
(find a better prize)
Though you’re miles and miles away
I see you every day I don’t have to try
I just close my eyes, I close my eyes

We’ll always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
We’ll always be together
Together in electric dreams..."

 

[kedrell]

Nice but you might get in trouble for the language in that, Apple.

 

[Milu]

SUPERMAN: "'One man or the entire mob, he can wait'? Kinda funny how that turned out, huh, Bats?"
BATMAN: "Shut up."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "'One man of the entire mob, he can wait'? Kinda funny how that turned out, huh, Bats?"
BATMAN: "Shut up."

 

[Milu]

Thanks Panthro .

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro .

Sure thing dude.

BEETLEJUICE: "So who do you gotta screw to get into the Nolan bat-films?"
JOKER: "You don't want to know."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Good one Pantho.

*At The World Premiere of Star Trek*

BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Do you mind, amigo? My friend is standing in front of you and he's been waiting there all day. I got this ticket, see?
JOKER: You cut in front of me, you're gonna see lead in your eye.
BEETLEJUICE: So that's a no?
JOKER: Yeah, that's a no.
BEETLEJUICE: Do you want to get behind me?

 

[Panthro]

Good one Pantho.

*At The World Premiere of Star Trek*

BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Do you mind, amigo? My friend is standing in front of you and he's been waiting there all day. I got this ticket, see?
JOKER: You cut in front of me, you're gonna see lead in your eye.
BEETLEJUICE: So that's a no?
JOKER: Yeah, that's a no.
BEETLEJUICE: Do you want to get behind me?

Hehehehehehehe

BATMAN: "Chris! Chris we agreed on realism & plausibility! This is neither! Chris! Chris! I'm warning you Chris, I won't tolerate this! Don't make me go T4 on you and the crew!"

 

[CJ]

SUPERMAN: "'One man or the entire mob? he can wait'? Kinda funny how that turned out, huh, Bats?"
BATMAN: "Shut up."

Bwahahahahahah nice one.

 

[Devan]

Beetlejuice: ...Pantene?
Joker: ...Pantene.

 

[scatterax]

beetle juice: "so, ya know how we kinda look alike?"

joker: "ya. what about it?"

beetle juice: "well, it's kinda ironic right?"

joker: "i guess."

beetle juice: "but, is it ironic because i used to be batman, or because you look more like me than the joker from the comics?"

joker: "and remind me why u aren't still dead again?"

 

[Panthro]

beetle juice: "so, ya know how we kinda look alike?"

joker: "ya. what about it?"

beetle juice: "well, it's kinda ironic right?"

joker: "i guess."

beetle juice: "but, is it ironic because i used to be batman, or because you look more like me than the joker from the comics?"

joker: "and remind me why u aren't still dead again?"

Keaton could have made an AWESOME Joker. We all know it's true.

 

[scatterax]

Keaton could have made an AWESOME Joker. We all know it's true.

thanks

haha, it would be awesome to see his joker go up against his batman.t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

BEETLEJUICE: Got any beer?
JOKER: This is a school.
BEETLEJUICE: So that a no?
JOKER: Yeah, that's a no.

 

[Panthro]

BEETLEJUICE: Got any beer?
JOKER: This is a school.
BEETLEJUICE: So that a no?
JOKER: Yeah, that's a no.

Hehehe.

BEETLEJUICE: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
JOKER: "Pal, you've got a lot to learn about being utterly insane."

BATMAN: "What the Hell are you doing in my caption thread?!"
IRON MAN: "Viral marketing, biotch!"

 

[Milu]

^LOL

IRON MAN: "Tell Bronfman that this is what will happen to him if his drones at Warner Music Group keep muting the audio on my AMVs!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks alot Panthro. Good stuff all around.

I just love beer seeking Wolverine in X2.

 

[Panthro]

BEETLEJUICE: "So, you're biggest regret in life?"
JOKER: "That I blew up Maggie Gyllenhaal instead of Katie Holmes."

 

[protocida]

JOKER: So... I've heard that the Worthington guy owns you in Terminator: Salvation, huh?

 

[protocida]

Superman: Bruce, the cofee is col...

Batman: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUC**NG ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP FOR A SECOND! WHAT DON'T YOU FUC**NG UNDERSTAND? DO I WALK ARROUND YOUR FORTRESS AND TRASH YOUR ******NG CRYSTALS, YOU AMATEOUR? I WANNA KICK YOUR ASS SO FUC**NG HARD! YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, YOU'RE GOOD GUY, BUT YOU'RE NO PROFESSIONAL! WHAT THE FU** IS WITH YOU? DON'T YOU THINK "HEY, IT'S FUC**NG DISTRACTING TO HAVE SOMEONE TALKING DURING THE VIGILANCE"? YOU FUC**NG ASS*OLE! GIVE A ME A FUC**NG AWSNER! WHAT DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? FU**'S SAKE MAN, YOU'RE AN AMATEUR! STAY THE FU** OUT OF THE BATMOBILE, MAN! FOR FU**'S SAKE! LET'S DO IT AGAIN! NO! NO! NO, I'M NOT OVERREACTING! SERIOUSLY, MAN, YOU AND I ARE FUC**NG DONE PROFESSIONALY!

Superman: Nevermind.

 

[Milu]

Ha, we'll never live that one down .

 

[ultimatefan]

Tons of great stuff guys. Sorry about my absence, dealing with a personal tragedy. But in Leonard Nimoy´s immortal words, "the world needs laughter!"

KEATON: So, any career tips?
LEDGER: Yes. Die while you´re at the top.

 

[protocida]

Is everything OK, Ultimatefan?

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, holding on. Thanks for asking!