The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

BEETLEJUICE: "Yeah, I'm still trying to pitch them on a Beetlejuice 2. You?"
JOKER: "I got an Oscar so I can demand anything I want."
BEETLEJUICE: "Jerk."

IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Gagk- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn straight!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Beetlejuice 2 one.

 

[ultimatefan]

BEETLEJUICE: Do you think I could win an Oscar too?
JOKER: And I thought MY jokes were bad...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Yeah, now brag about how you´re more popular and complex than me, brag about the critical and commercial success of The Dark Knight, about how Catwoman is a lot sexier than Lois! Brag, a**hole, I dare you!!

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Superman: LET'S SEE YOU GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU STUPID ****ING BASTARD!

 

[Panthro]

BEETLEJUICE: Do you think I could win an Oscar too?
JOKER: And I thought MY jokes were bad...

Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

JOKER: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

DYLAN DOG: "Swallow this."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Yeah, now brag about how you´re more popular and complex than me, brag about the critical and commercial success of The Dark Knight, about how Catwoman is a lot sexier than Lois! Brag, a**hole, I dare you!!

 

[Panthro]

Superman: LET'S SEE YOU GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU STUPID ****ING BASTARD!

Bwahahahaha
Superman is the DC Psycho.

SUPES & WW: ""
HE-MAN & SHE-RA: ""

BATMAN: "And Clark & Diana wonder why they aren't as cool or as popular as me."

 

[Milu]

It had to be done . . .

Batman, Robin, and Aquaman are enjoying a bowl of cereal at the JLA HQ, when Batman stumbles upon a prize inside the box . . .
BATMAN: "Free boat ride for three. Whos should I take?" *rubs chin* "I'll take . . . " *points to Robin* "you, and . . . Superman."
SUPERMAN: "Cool."
AQUAMAN: "Outrageous."

A few seconds later . . .


(Shawty)
Aw, ****! Get your towels ready, it's about to go down. (Yeah)
Everybody in the place, hit the ****in' deck. (Shawty)
But stay on your mother****in' toes. (Yeah)
We runnin' this, let's go...

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me,
'Cause I'm sailin' on a boat! (Sailin' on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look,
At the mother****in' boat! (Oh, yeah)

I'm on a boat, mother****er,
Take a look at me
Straight floatin' on a boat
On the deep blue sea (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bustin' five knots
Wind whippin' at my coat
You can't stop me, mother****er,
'Cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (Trick)
I'm on a boat, ***** (*****)
We drinkin' Santana champ,
'Cause it's so crisp (Crisp)
I got my swim trunks,
And my flippy-floppies
I'm flipping burgers
You at Kinkos
Straight flippin' copies

I'm ridin' on a dolphin
Doin' flips and ****
The dolphin's splashin'
Gettin' everybody all wet (Oooh)
But this ain't Sea World
This is real as it gets (Yeah, yeah)
I'm on a boat, mother****er,
Don't you ever forget

I'm a boat and...
It's goin' fast and...
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore
Then you're sure not me-o

Get the **** up, this boat is real!

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (Mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (Mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (Yeah)
The boat engine make noise, mother****er (The boat engine make noise, mother****er)

Hey, ma,
If you could see me now (See me now)
Arms spread wide
On the starboard bow (Starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat
To the moon somehow (The moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett,
Anything is possible (Anything is possible)

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (Let's go)
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, look at me (oooh-ooh) (All hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
With a big boat comin' my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat (Yeah, yeah)
I'm on a boat (Yeah, yeah)
Everybody look at me,
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat! (Whoa...)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look,
At the mother****in' boat!

Shawty,
Shawty,
Yeah, yeah yeah.

 

[Panthro]

It had to be done . . .


(Shawty)
Aw, ****! Get your towels ready, it's about to go down. (Yeah)
Everybody in the place, hit the ****in' deck. (Shawty)
But stay on your mother****in' toes. (Yeah)
We runnin' this, let's go...

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me,
'Cause I'm sailin' on a boat! (Sailin' on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look,
At the mother****in' boat! (Oh, yeah)

I'm on a boat, mother****er,
Take a look at me
Straight floatin' on a boat
On the deep blue sea (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bustin' five knots
Wind whippin' at my coat
You can't stop me, mother****er,
'Cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (Trick)
I'm on a boat, ***** (*****)
We drinkin' Santana champ,
'Cause it's so crisp (Crisp)
I got my swim trunks,
And my flippy-floppies
I'm flipping burgers
You at Kinkos
Straight flippin' copies

I'm ridin' on a dolphin
Doin' flips and ****
The dolphin's splashin'
Gettin' everybody all wet (Oooh)
But this ain't Sea World
This is real as it gets (Yeah, yeah)
I'm on a boat, mother****er,
Don't you ever forget

I'm a boat and...
It's goin' fast and...
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore
Then you're sure not me-o

Get the **** up, this boat is real!

**** land, I'm on a boat, mother****er (Mother****er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, mother****er (Mother****er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, mother****er (Yeah)
The boat engine make noise, mother****er (The boat engine make noise, mother****er)

Hey, ma,
If you could see me now (See me now)
Arms spread wide
On the starboard bow (Starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat
To the moon somehow (The moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett,
Anything is possible (Anything is possible)

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (Let's go)
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, look at me (oooh-ooh) (All hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
With a big boat comin' my way
Believe me when I say
I ****ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat (Yeah, yeah)
I'm on a boat (Yeah, yeah)
Everybody look at me,
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat! (Whoa...)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look,
At the mother****in' boat!

Shawty,
Shawty,
Yeah, yeah yeah.

That is epic!

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, I think the characters from He-Man & The Masters of the Universe are ripping off The Dark Knight again."
BATMAN: "Meh, after all the money I made last year, what little money I'd squeeze out of them in court wouldn't be worth the effort. Besides, the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull is hot."
SUPERMAN: "She on your MILF list?"
BATMAN: "That's confidential."

 

[Milu]

Thanks Panthro .

And yes, Batman indeed has more than enough money to stay away from pinching dollars for "ripoffs"/homages/what-have-you .

 

[Darkness Falls]

Joker: Lets wind the clocks back a Year.........

BEETLEJUICE: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... what's your story ?

JOKER: Wanna know How i Got These scars ?

 

[kedrell]

BEETLEJUICE: "What's the matter? Need me to shake it for ya?"

 

[kedrell]

Dent: "This stuff here'll make ya a goddamned sexual tyranosaurus."

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys, love the Predator reference.

EVIL-LYNN: "Riddle me this... riddle me that..."
SORCERESS: "Excuse me?"
EVIL-LYNN: "Asphinctersayswhat"
SORCERESS: "What-"
EVIL-LYNN: "Exactly." [punch]
SORCERESS: "That's not a f***ing riddle you b****!"

SUPERMAN: "Hey Bruce, think we should break up that cat fight out there?"
BATMAN: "What for?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, that's what I thought."

SUPERMAN: "So I hear the guy who played Captain Kirk's dad in the new Star Trek is gonna play Marvel's Mighty Thor. What do you think?"
BATMAN: "He's younger than I would have liked, I would have preferred someone like Gerard Butler or Karl Urban, but I hope he can pull it off."

 

[kedrell]

IRON MAN: "You went over my helmet?!!!"

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "You went over my helmet?!!!"

Damn, I never think of that one until it's too late.
Still:

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "So you could handle me, is that an invitation?"

Batman: "Hey, clown-boy! You better mind your manners."

JOKER: "Oh relax cupcake, it was a joke."

Batman: "I don't know if you noticed this, but I'm the goddamned Batman and there's only one of you."

Joker: "So get some more guys and then it'll be a fair fight."

 

[kedrell]

Damn, I never think of that one until it's too late.
Still:

Thanks.

 

[scatterax]

harvey: "oooh, shiny."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Great stuff all around guys, especially the ST trek quote, the boat song and the He-Man/Shé-Ra crossover.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I KNEW someday WB and DC´s endless exploitation would suck him dry!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: That Batman´s an a**hole.
BEETLEJUICE; Hey wait a minute!

 

[scatterax]

batman: "why aren't you wearing a batman costume? dressing up as each other for halloween was your idea."

joker: "i was joking."

 

[Doctor Jones]

JOKER: Who the hell are you?
BEETLEJUICE: Well, Robert Orci and Alex Kurtzman wrote the script to my movie, so that means I'm an alternative version of you.