The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Doctor Jones]

JOKER: Who are you?
BEETLEJUICE: I'm the Joker.
JOKER: Bull****.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I KNEW someday WB and DC´s endless exploitation would suck him dry!

All this stuff's been great.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and yeah it has.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF, Jones.

SUPERMAN: "It's all so horribly tragic, yet why is it I feel like laughing?"

 

[scatterax]

superman: "nuclear explosions: they're what separate the men, from the super-men."

 

[Panthro]

superman: "nuclear explosions: they're what separate the men, from the super-men."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "He overdosed on too much Wolverine."

 

[ultimatefan]

Excellent ones, Panthro, Scatterax!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: So, how are the reviews for Terminator Salvation so far?

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD Christian Bale doing a Batman movie in his The Machinist physique was suicide!

 

[Cunning Stunts]

JOKER: So, how are the reviews for Terminator Salvation so far?

That's the only caption I've laughed at. Nice work, dude.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD Christian Bale doing a Batman movie in his The Machinist physique was suicide!

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: So, how are the reviews for Terminator Salvation so far?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[scatterax]

Excellent ones, Panthro, Scatterax!

thanx dudes.

 

[ultimatefan]

BEETLEJUICE: C´mon, living dead guys like us need to stick together!
JOKER: For the last f***ing time, I´m NOT The Crow!!

 

[protocida]

JOKER: Hey, Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christma...

BATMAN: MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAD!

 

[protocida]

JOKER: I'm hungry.

BATMAN: Eat glass!

 

[scatterax]

JOKER: Hey, Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christma...

BATMAN: MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAD!

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD him having sex with Diana was more than a human could handle... And yet he said it still was worth it!

 

[ND Irish]

JOKER: Hey, Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christma...

BATMAN: MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAD!

Awesome work.

 

[protocida]

Thanks. t:

 

[kedrell]

JOKER: "So Bats, how was your Mother's Day?"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I TOLD him having sex with Diana was more than a human could handle... And yet he said it still was worth it!

All the other caps were great too, love the one where Beetlejuice mistakes Joker for the Crow.