The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[scatterax]

Awesome work.

that pic alone is as funny as anything else on this thread.

u'd think robin would know better.

edit, i could totally imagine C bale screaming this in a movie. hahahah

 

[Panthro]

MARCIA CROSS: "Hi, I'm Vicki Vale, and I'm here for that exclusive interview."

BATMAN: "Don't you f***ing touch her! She's mine do you hear?! MINE!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Love the silver age reference.

As far as older chicks go, Marcia Cross is top-notch.

 

[ultimatefan]

"Sorry Superman, your franchise is not our priority right now! Batman is our cash cow!" Guess what, a**holes, I made a barbecue...

 

[Panthro]

"Sorry Superman, your franchise is not our priority right now! Batman is our cash cow!" Guess what, a**holes, I made a barbecue...

Good one UF!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Cross is so hot. BUt good stuff.

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: So, my new film, Terminator Salvation opened yesterday and -
JOKER: Yeah, I saw it, I didn't really care for it -

I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So, my new film, Terminator Salvation opened yesterday and -
JOKER: Yeah, I saw it, I didn't really care for it -

I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!

Hehehehehehe

DINER GUY: "Hey Bats. Rough night?"
BATMAN: "The usual. Stop Ra's from destroying Gotham with some fancy tech, stop Joker from blowing up two ferries, save Gordon's family, etc."

 

[ND Irish]

that pic alone is as funny as anything else on this thread.

u'd think robin would know better.

edit, i could totally imagine C bale screaming this in a movie. hahahah

haha thanks. & thats an amazingly epic idea dude

 

[Timstuff]

I'm trying desperately to no avail to find those pics that that one guy used to make the caption where Christian Bale discusses how Catwoman's breasts should be, and then when describing the fan reaction he makes this hilarious expression where his eyes are bulging out of their sockets and his jaw is dropping. Again, I've been scourging the internet, but without any luck. Can someone help me out? Thanks in advance.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Panthro.

DINER GUY: What's wrong.
BATMAN: It's nothing. It's just my next film won't come out until 2012.
DINER GUY: Holy **** are you kidding me??!!
BATMAN: I'm afraid not.
DINER GUY: What's Nolan doing now?
BATMAN: Inception. It's a sci fi actioner set within the architecture in the mind.
DINER GUY: Well, hot damn that sounds incredible! At least we have that to look forward to.
BATMAN: But I have to wait three more years to make bank again?
DINER GUY: Listen, I don't make much money, but be grateful for what you got. And for God's sake while you're at it, help Superman for his next movie! Make it better than Superman Returns with more action and thrill without Luthor!
BATMAN: But if that happens, that movie could outgross mine.
DINER GUY: You really are a selfish prick aren't you?
BATMAN: When your film is the second highest grossing film of all time, and came back from disaster in 1997, it's a good reason to be.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro.

DINER GUY: What's wrong.
BATMAN: It's nothing. It's just my next film won't come out until 2012.
DINER GUY: Holy **** are you kidding me??!!
BATMAN: I'm afraid not.
DINER GUY: What's Nolan doing now?
BATMAN: Inception. It's a sci fi actioner set within the architecture in the mind.
DINER GUY: Well, hot damn that sounds incredible! At least we have that to look forward to.
BATMAN: But I have to wait three more years to make bank again?
DINER GUY: Listen, I don't make much money, but be grateful for what you got. And for God's sake while you're at it, help Superman for his next movie! Make it better than Superman Returns with more action and thrill without Luthor!
BATMAN: But if that happens, that movie could outgross mine.
DINER GUY: You really are a selfish prick aren't you?
BATMAN: When your film is the second highest grossing film of all time, and came back from disaster in 1997, it's a good reason to be.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Yours and Doc Jones´ ones are awesome!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: He had just found out that Nolan isn´t coming back for a third movie, WB may pick either Joel Schumacher or Brett Ratner as the replacement, and Jessica Alba was offered the role of Catwoman...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Protein shakes are a fraud.
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on Atkins.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks guys.

 

[Doctor Jones]

SUPERMAN: Where the hell is my star?
BATMAN: Underneath where my statue is.

 

[DarkReflections]

Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

JOKER: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

DYLAN DOG: "Swallow this."

lol, love the evil dead reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: With all the amazing films you´ve been working on, Empire Of The Sun, American Psycho, Batman Begins, The Machinist, The Prestige, 3: 10 To Yuma, The Dark Knight... You had an on set rampage over Terminator Salvation?!?

JOKER: See, doesn´t it feel much better to go bananas while making a great film?
BATMAN: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

 

[scatterax]

SUPERMAN: Protein shakes are a fraud.
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on Atkins.

hahahhaha

some1 should do a fan comic called fatman and superthin.

(not me)

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Originally Posted by Panthro
Nyehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

JOKER: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll-"

Lol, great line from a great movie.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: He had just found out that Nolan isn´t coming back for a third movie, WB may pick either Joel Schumacher or Brett Ratner as the replacement, and Jessica Alba was offered the role of Catwoman...

Oh dear God no! NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem:

Glad you guys liked the Evil Dead 2 reference.

 

[The Navigator]

Who doesn't love Evil Dead 2?

SUPERMAN: Great. So I guess this means that there'll be four Batmen running around now, and the cyborg one will be evil.

 

[Doctor Jones]

I sadly haven't seen Evil Dead 2 yet. I feel so ashamed!

 

[kedrell]

^I didn't care for the first two. Army of Darkness was fun in a stupid kind of way though.