The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Just wait til you come back with a mullet, Bruce. Then you will know the true meaning of hell."

 

[kedrell]

Bruce: "Diplomatic immunity!!!!!"

Clark: "It's just been revoked!!"

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Hey Bruce, you know what all these really dark Nolan films could use? A healthy dose of my patented "golly-gee whiz, holy this or that" type of youthful exhuberance and good ol' clean, campy fun."

 

[scatterax]

Robin: "Hey Bruce, you know what all these really dark Nolan films could use? A healthy dose of my patented "golly-gee whiz, holy this or that" type of youthful exhuberance and good ol' clean, campy fun."

hahaha

you win the page

 

[Panthro]

Robin: "Hey Bruce, you know what all these really dark Nolan films could use? A healthy dose of my patented "golly-gee whiz, holy this or that" type of youthful exhuberance and good ol' clean, campy fun."

 

[Panthro]

The Lethal Weapon 2 gag was great.

Bruce: "My batarangs will block out the sun!"

Clark: "Then we shall fight in the shade."

 

[scatterax]

The Lethal Weapon 2 gag was great.

Bruce: "My batarangs will block out the sun!"

Clark: "Then we shall fight in the shade."

hahah. silly batman.

 

[kedrell]

Bruce: "I don't deserve THIS!!!!"

Clark: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."[blam!]

 

[Milu]

Funny stuff, guys !

SUPERMAN: "Your pals, uh, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give them a couple of days to think it over . . . No? . . . Grease 'em now? Well, okay. You are a vicious bastard Bruce, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead! Hehehehehee . . . I'm glad you're dead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

[The Navigator]

Good ones on this page. Kepp it up.

SUPERMAN: Bad news, everybody--Batman's dead. No idea how or why.

Thirty seconds ago

BATMAN: You notice how Lois makes Zebra noises in bed? How long has that been going on?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Great stuff. Especially the LW2 and Robin one!

 

[Doctor Jones]

Clark: Smile you sonofa*****!

 

[Panthro]

Good ones on this page. Kepp it up.

SUPERMAN: Bad news, everybody--Batman's dead. No idea how or why.

Thirty seconds ago

BATMAN: You notice how Lois makes Zebra noises in bed? How long has that been going on?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff, guys !

SUPERMAN: "Your pals, uh, they're not bad people. Maybe we, uh, outta give them a couple of days to think it over . . . No? . . . Grease 'em now? Well, okay. You are a vicious bastard Bruce, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead! Hehehehehee . . . I'm glad you're dead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Again:

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around the page, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Oh, so global warming is a myth, huh? He was under the California sun for just fifteen minutes!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: How about this: I become the new Batman and your son with Talia Al Ghul becomes the new Robin and we actually get a title named Batman and Robin!

BATMAN: Shut up, kid! Even in THIS age people wouldn´t come up with something so silly and ridiculous!!

 

[DarkReflections]

Clark: Smile you sonofa*****!

lmao thats just priceless.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks Reflections. And thanks for using me as a sig!

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: How about this: I become the new Batman and your son with Talia Al Ghul becomes the new Robin and we actually get a title named Batman and Robin!

BATMAN: Shut up, kid! Even in THIS age people wouldn´t come up with something so silly and ridiculous!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I told him not to eat those damn falafels."

 

[scatterax]

SUPERMAN: "Kids, this is exactly why superheroes and drugs don't mix!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Kids, this is exactly why superheroes and drugs don't mix!"

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[scatterax]

Hehehehehehehehe

thanx

 

[kedrell]

ROBIN: "Ok, how about....."

BATMAN: "Enough!! No more lame-o suggestions from YOU!!! Just sit down and keep your trap shut!!"