The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

Superman:STICK TO THE COURSE BATS!.
Bats: IF WE STAY THE COURSE WE ARE DEAD, WE ARE ALL DEAD!!!
Superman:jeez, you dont need to be so rude.

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "Hey Batman, I hear Barry Allen's come back to life and is the Flash again! Gee whiz, isn't that great?"

BATMAN: "You little traitor! Wally West is the Flash god damn you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the Flash one and the "no more Robin lame suggestions" one.

 

[ultimatefan]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!? ISN´T THAT WHAT YOU CAME FOR?!!?

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Help us, Tom Cuise!! Help us with your witchcraft!!

 

[Spider-Kid]

Hahaha, classic! ^^^^

Superman: I told you not to watch Terminator: Salvation!
Batman: But it looked so good!
Superman: Yeah, I guess that's why they say you don't judge a book by its cover and s*** like that.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

That cap is funny AND sad at the same time, that movie DID look awesome in the trailers.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks!

That cap is funny AND sad at the same time, that movie DID look awesome in the trailers.

yes, infact, i was gonna see TS but due to mixed reaction from fans I didnt

 

[ultimatefan]

I´m still gonna see it anyway, who knows, there are movies most people don´t like I still do. Probably won´t be the case, though.

 

[protocida]

T-800: Christian Bale, you participated of Terminator: Salvation. And for that, you shall be TERMINATED!

Christian Bale: Oh, Snap...

 

[ultimatefan]

KEATON: So, any career tips?
LEDGER: Yeah, don´t EVER play a nice couple´s psychotic tenant.

 

[Doctor Jones]

T-800:My name is buck and I'm here to ****.

 

[Doctor Jones]

T800: Who the hell do you think you are?

BALE: Um... Christian Bale?

T800: Wrong answer!

BALE: Wait did I say Bale? I meant, *begins to deepen voice*

I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

T-800: So what about my little generous propsal? Are you in, or are you out?

BATMAN: It's you who's out, Arnie! Out of your mind!

T800: Wrong answer!

BALE: Oh, great.

 

[Panthro]

All the Terminator captions were great.

CLARK SANS GLASSES: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
[bang]

BATMAN: "Ow! Damn it Clark you shot me in my balls!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BJ: "How's my breath?"

JOKER: "I'm just going to go sit over there."

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Looks like you couldn't prep-time your way outta this one, Bruce."

 

[Ol'Canucklehead]

SUPERMAN: "Looks like you couldn't prep-time your way outta this one, Bruce."

FTW! PWND!

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "Bruce, didn't you learn anything from Kramer? Cooking oil is not sun tan lotion."

BATMAN: "Ugh.....stick a....fork in me, Clark.....I'm done."

 

[Panthro]

FTW! PWND!

I agree.

Yours was also good ked.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I warned him never to screw my woman."

 

[scatterax]

superman: "I KNEW this would happen if he tried to take down darkside! Why dc? Why must you alway make us cross over and team up to fight each others villains?!?!?!!?!"

 

[Panthro]

superman: "I KNEW this would happen if he tried to take down darkside! Why dc? Why must you alway make us cross over and team up to fight each others villains?!?!?!!?!"

hehehehehe

 

[scatterax]

hehehehehe

ha. thanx

 

[Panthro]

BALE: "Oh come on, I already apologized about the T4 rant! What do you f***s want from me huh?! You want me to go wrestle a lion & do the whole 12 labors?! You want me to wander through the desert for a thousand years searching for the truth of my soul?! Huh?! What do you want?!?!"