The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[kedrell]

ROBIN: "You might never know it to look at me, but I'm president of the Tom Rothman fan club."

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: I've heard Eddie Murphy is playing Riddler in Batman 3. Isn't that great?

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "You might never know it to look at me, but I'm president of the Tom Rothman fan club."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially the prep time one, the Kramer one, Bale´s "I apologized already", and the Tom Rothman one.

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: I get it: let´s get Natalie Portman or Cristina Ricci to play Catwoman in the third movie!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Newman!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: So, how did Terminator Salvation perform at the box office this weekend?

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: He might have the biggest movie franchise, but I still have the heat vision.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Great stuff. Espceially the Bale one. My God, just leave the man alone. He's done more than enough to make up for it.

 

[Doctor Jones]

ROBIN: I preferred Wolverine over Star Trek!

BLASPHEMY!!!

 

[Doctor Jones]

ROBIN: I didn't use protection with Barbara!

BATMAN: Superman dammit! Remeber Superman!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehehe

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: I just heard Christian Bale's hissy fit on Terminator Salvation's Set. What a drama queen, huh?

BATMAN: LEAVE BALE ALONE!

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: I wrote Catwoman's screenplay!

 

[protocida]

"ROBIN": Golly, Bats! You do have a swell place going on here! How about we g...

BATMAN: STOP BREAKING INTO THE BATCAVE, CARR!

 

[ultimatefan]

I just read this great article about the life-scarring effects of child ab...

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: *****! Make me a sandwich!

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Golly Batman, isn't it great that Twilight
swept the MTV Movie Awards?"

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: I didn't use protection with Barbara!

BATMAN: Superman dammit! Remeber Superman!!!

Lots of great stuff guys. Hehe, always Newman...

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Robin: Hey Bruce I've got a great idea! How about they put nipples on our suits to give us that whole Greek God vibe?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Robin: I didn't understand Watchmen!

 

[kedrell]

Robin[singing]: "Who the private dic that's a sex-machine with all the chicks, Robi...."

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your Batmobile and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part."
Batman: "Uh, no. I just want to show you something."
Robin: "Yeah I'll bet you do."
Batman: "Please, Robin. I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to **** your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!"
Robin[gets in the Batmobile]: "Jeez, this is a nice car."

Batman: "Yes, it is. Now suck my ****!"

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: Batman, I bought Chinese food!

BATMAN: I WANTED PIZZA!

 

[kedrell]

ROBIN: "The way I see it, all synthetic oils are the same."

Batman: "Think with your dip stick, Robin!"