The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Milu]

All those Robin-getting-slapped caps are marvelous .

 

[Panthro]

Yeah they are.

ROBIN: "You're very slap happy, you know that Batman?"

Batman: "No, you're slap happy! No matter how hard I slap you, you just keep getting happier & happier!"

 

[Milu]

The Dark Knight's efforts are futile!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: I have a theory that Batman fanboys love seeing you b***slap me all the time...

BATMAN: Good job, old chum!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: kick your f***in’ ass! I want you off the f***in’ set, you prick! No, don’t just be sorry! Think for one f***in’ second! What the f*** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I f***in’ walk around and rip down– No, shut the f*** up! Do I walk– No! Nnno! Don’t shut me up! Am I gonna walk around and rip your f***in’ lights down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the f*** are you walkin’ right through? “Oh, dah-dah, dah-dah,” like this in the background. What the f*** is it with you? What don’t you f***in’ understand? You got any f***in’ idea about, hey, it’s f***in’ distracting having somebody walkin’ up behind Bryce in the middle of the f***in’ scene? Gimme a f***in’ answer! What don’t you get about it? Ohhhhh, goooood for you! And how was it? I hope it was f***in’ good, because it’s useless now, isn’t it? F***’s sake, man, you’re amateur. Raimi, you have f***in’ somethin’ to say to this prick? Well, somebody should be f***in’ watchin’ him and keepin’ an eye on him. It’s the second time that he doesn’t give a f***. About what is goin’ on in front of the camera. Alright? I’m tryin’ to f***in’ do a scene here and I’m goin’, “Why the f*** is he walkin’ in there? What is he doin’ there?” Do you understand, my mind is not in the scene if you’re doin’ that. Stay off the f***in’ set, man. For f***’s sake. Right, let’s go again. No, let’s not take a f***in’ minute, let’s go again! And let’s not have you f***in’ walkin’ in! Can I have Tom put this on, please? You’re unbelievable, man. You’re un-f***in’-believable. Number of times you’re strollin’ a-f***in’-round in the background. I’ve never had a DP behave like this. Ahhhhh, you don’t f***in’ understand what it’s like workin’ with actors, that’s what that is.T hat’s what that is, man, I’m tellin’ you! I’m not askin’, I’m tellin’ you. You wouldn’t have done that otherwise. [sound of something being knocked over] I’m gonna f***in’ kick your f***in’ ass! If you don’t shut up for a second, alright? I’m gonna go, you want me to f***in’ trash your lights? Do you want me to f***in’ trash ‘em? Then why are you trashin’ my scene? You are trashin’ my scene! You do it one more f***in’ time, and I ain’t walkin’ on this set if you’re still hired. I’m f***in’ serious. You’re a nice guy! You’re a nice guy! But that don’t f***in’ cut it when you’re bulls****in’ and f***in’ around like this on set! Yeah, you might get it, he doesn’t f***in’ get it! You might. He! Does! Not! Get it! No, I don’t need any f***in’ walkin’! He needs to stop walkin’! I ain’t the one walkin’! Let’s get Tom and put this back on, let’s go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we’re f***in’ done professionally. F***in’ ass.

BALE: Huh, nice try kiddo, but next time leave the insane macho rampage for the pros, okay? F***ing amateur...

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: I have a theory that Batman fanboys love seeing you b***slap me all the time...

BATMAN: Good job, old chum!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I already told you we're not hiring monsters for the 3rd film! Why don't you go audition for the Thor movie?! I'm sure they'll have some use for you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Or for the Wonder Woman movie.

 

[Doctor Jones]

TOBEY: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA'S NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD!

BALE: But... I'm not Pual Allen.

 

[Doctor Jones]

BALE: Tobey, I'm in distress. My new film flopped. I don't know what to do, Tobey. I don't know. What should I do?

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!

 

[Panthro]

BALE: Tobey, I'm in distress. My new film flopped. I don't know what to do, Tobey. I don't know. What should I do?

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!

Hehehehehe, poor Bale...

BATMAN: "Alright, who had the bright idea that I needed to cash in on the popularity of Star Trek?! I'm lookin' down at you, Jon Peters!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN [off screen]: "To the Squidmobile!"

 

[Panthro]

BALE: "Oh man, she is just BEGGING me to grab her ass... so round... so firm... so perfect... must... grab..."

 

[kedrell]

ROBIN: "Goin' my way, sailor?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Great stuff all around, especially the space one, the squidmobile and the ass ones.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Okay, if they make me push an island, heads will roll!!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: Oh, now I remember! Yesterday Catwoman asked me to tell that, if you didn´t go meet her last night and made love to her all night long, she was going to leave you forever...

 

[kedrell]

ROBIN: "Ewww, she looks all yucky. I want to see Edward Cullen bend over"

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: Oh, now I remember! Yesterday Catwoman asked me to tell that, if you didn´t go meet her last night and made love to her all night long, she was going to leave you forever...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Okay, if they make me push an island, heads will roll!!

Nyahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "Ewww, she looks all yucky. I want to see Edward Cullen bend over"

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Hey baby, got room in your sequel for me?"

BALE: "I'm sure I can get you a part, but first thing's first..."

AMORA: "Whatever you say baby."

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL: "It's okay to look Boy Wonder, but it's not polite to stare."

ROBIN: "Gee Batman, she's making me feel kind of funny, like whenever I slide down the bat-pole."

BATMAN: "Control your hormones, old chum!"

 

[Panthro]

AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "So are you really a boy WONDER little Robin?"

ROBIN: "Gee Batman, I think she likes me!"

BATMAN: "Back off kiddo, she's mine!"