The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[BlueLightning]

ROBIN: Oh, now I remember! Yesterday Catwoman asked me to tell that, if you didn´t go meet her last night and made love to her all night long, she was going to leave you forever...

You know, I think this one is the best Robin slap I have seen.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Blue!

Love the Amora and Ms. Marvel ones, espcially the pole one.

 

[Doctor Jones]

ARE YOU A GOD?!

ROBIN: ... no.

THEN DIE!

BATMAN: Robin, when someone asks if you're a God, you say yes!

 

[ultimatefan]

That Ghostbusters quote never fails!

 

[Venom'sDad]

ROBIN: Stop playing... you play to much.

ROBIN: STOP!!!

ROBIN: Do it one more t....

ROBIN: I didn't even say nothing! <sniff>

 

[Panthro]

ARE YOU A GOD?!

ROBIN: ... no.

THEN DIE!

BATMAN: Robin, when someone asks if you're a God, you say yes!

Ghostbusters is classic.

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: Stop playing... you play to much.

ROBIN: STOP!!!

ROBIN: Do it one more t....

ROBIN: I didn't even say nothing! <sniff>

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "For the last time you're not going to be the villain the next movie! Now get the f*** out!"

BATMAN: "When, where, why and how hard I slap Robin is none of your business!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Great stuff guys! Thanks alot!

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Charlie don't surf!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Charlie don't surf!

Hehehe, classic Robert Duvall line.

BATMAN: "So you're the one who brought Barry Allen back to life! Prepare to die!"
JOKER: "OW! But I thought that- OW! You two were- OW! Friends or- OW!"
BATMAN: "Wally West is the one true Flash Goddamn you!"

 

[Panthro]

AMORA: "So Joker, Harley Quinn told me you were a real JOKE bed after you broke up. Care to defend yourself against her claims?"

JOKER: "Well I- OW! What the Hell Bats?!"
BATMAN: "Aren't you forgetting your oath to asexuality?!"
JOKER: "But Bats, only an idiot would turn down a hot piece of ass like her!"
BATMAN: "Today Joker, you are that idiot!" [slams head again]

 

[Milu]

"Gee willikers, Batman! Isn't it swell that Twentieth Century-Fox acquired the rights to--"

"NO!"

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Golly Batman, my butt hurts so much! Why do I have to stand on this street corner anyway?"

Batman: "Shaddup and go earn daddy some more paper!!"

 

[Drizzle]

"For the last time, Robin, I'm not slapping you! I'm giving you a high five....IN THE FACE!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Oh, so The Dark Knight didn´t make any major impact?!? How many blockbusters get nominated by both the WGA, the DGA and the SAG?!!? How many blockbusters make more than 50 top ten lists of the year?!!? How many blockbusters win any non-technical Golden Globe or Oscar? How many blockbusters make lots of directors point out that it makes them hope for more uncompromised, artistically relevant big-budget films?!!?

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Oh, so The Dark Knight didn´t make any major impact?!? How many blockbusters get nominated by both the WGA, the DGA and the SAG?!!? How many blockbusters make more than 50 top ten lists of the year?!!? How many blockbusters win any non-technical Golden Globe or Oscar? How many blockbusters make lots of directors point out that it makes them hope for more uncompromised, artistically relevant big-budget films?!!?

You tell him, Bats!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: It's not my batrang they fear...

 

[kedrell]

ROBIN[singing]: "The ambiguously gay duo, the ambiguously gay duo..."

Batman: "Knock it off or you'll get worse!"

 

[Venom'sDad]

"Everyone Hates Robin"... um hum, I mean "Chris"

 

[Panthro]

"For the last time, Robin, I'm not slapping you! I'm giving you a high five....IN THE FACE!"

Hehehehehehehe
Work on your aim Bats.

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN[singing]: "The ambiguously gay duo, the ambiguously gay duo..."

Batman: "Knock it off or you'll get worse!"

Bwahahahahahahaha

BATMAN: "Sabotage my Terminator Salvation will you?! Well take that! And that! And that! And some of this!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Welcome to the land of freedom, b**ches!!!!"