The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[kedrell]

Robin: "Hehehe, I'm fingering the Bat-signal's ding-a-ling."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Wow! Check out the butt on that!!"

Robin: "Yeah, he must work out."

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Wow! Check out the butt on that!!"

Robin: "Yeah, he must work out."

 

[kedrell]

^Thanks.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Ked, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: i didn´t even say anything!

BATMAN: Now you did!!

 

[ultimatefan]

ROBIN: I got it! Michael Bay!

 

[DX]

"That's right, I sabotaged Terminator Salvation's box office! And I was the one who leaked Christian Bale's rant onto the internet! And I also got Nolan fired so we could have Joel Schumacher back!

"YOU DIE!!!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

ROBIN: Batman, why do you have to be so serious all the time?

BATMAN: Okay, you wanna here a joke? Knock knock.

ROBIN: Who's there?

BATMAN: Go **** yourself.

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: I'd hit that!

Robin: I alredy did!

 

[Panthro]

"That's right, I sabotaged Terminator Salvation's box office! And I was the one who leaked Christian Bale's rant onto the internet! And I also got Nolan fired so we could have Joel Schumacher back!

"YOU DIE!!!"

 

[DX]

Cheers, Panthro.

Robin: "I don't know, I swear to god!"

Batman: "SWEAR TO ME!"

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: I got it! Michael Bay!

Nyahahahahahaha

ROBIN: "Wow, you were right Batman, it's always better to wear pants! I can't believe I didn't think of this years ago..."
BATMAN: "You always were a slow learner."

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: Jack Nicholson was better than Heath Ledger!

ROBIN: I-I mean... Heath Ledger was better than Jack Nicholson!

ROBIN: Huh... Cesar Romero?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Great stuff all around, especially the pants one and the Joker actors comparison.

 

[protocida]

 

[kedrell]

ROBIN[singing]: "Batman & Robin comes on the television and I ****ed in my pa..."

[Pow!!]

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "Hi, I'm from the Silver Age and I just want to say-"

BATMAN: "No! There is no place for you here! Go back to the Silver Age! Go back while you still can!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!

BART: Can´t sleep, clown will eat me! Can´t sleep, clown will eat me!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Now what, that´s the effect of being poisoned by pink kryptonite?

 

[Doctor Jones]

SUPERMAN: You can sleep in my room! We can be like brothers and share the same bathroom!

 

[Doctor Jones]

ROBIN: Wow, with wearing pants, no shrinkage!

ROBIN: So how's my new costume look like Batman?
BATMAN: Pretty damn cool.

 

[Doctor Jones]

ROBIN: Bruce, it's your birthday!

BATMAN: I don't have a birthday anymore! I walked away from that path a long time ago!

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: Why do you keep slapping me?

BATMAN: I don't know. It's just so godamm fun!