The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 2

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You probably think this movie’s about you, don’t you?
This is a winner.
 
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I'm just gonna carry this mask around, freak out all the fanboys.
 
hehehehehehe

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Talia? No, haven´t you heard? Now ALL female execs dress wear exotic/oriental-looking wardrobe, it´s all the rage!
 
This isn't a caption, but it's pretty hilarious!

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CATWOMAN: "Haha, in this disguise, no one will know who I really am!"
BATMAN: (off-screen) "Hi Selina."
CATWOMAN: "F***."

EDIT: Or this:

"That'll teach Superman to never release a promo pic against Batman."
 
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"Hmmmph! This will show him who's a better driver"

*CRRRAAAAA-SSSSSHHHHHH!*

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"Oopss... wonder if he'll notice if I replace it with a Honda."
 
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CATWOMAN: Seriously? This is my first picture? You people spent like a million dollars to give Superman a spectacular, cinematic, epic first image, and I get THIS? It looks like a blogger on the set took this pic between takes, for Chrissakes!
 
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[Vader Voice]: "You have failed me for the last time, WB marketing."

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[Vader Voice]: "I find your lack of faith in my trilogy disturbing."
 
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Nolan: And when we market the next Batman film, we'll release a pic of Catwoman without a mask first, just to see how fans react! And the trailer will call it the "Epic Conclusion" so they think Batman dies! Its going to be hilarious!
 
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Nolan: And when we market the next Batman film, we'll release a pic of Catwoman without a mask first, just to see how fans react! And the trailer will call it the "Epic Conclusion" so they think Batman dies! Its going to be hilarious!

:pal:
 
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Nolan: ...and they bailed on me. Just like that.

Eckhart: AHAHA! ONE PICTURE?? HAHAHAHAHA, OH GOD... THATS TOO FUNNY!! HEHEHEHE! ONE PICTURE, AND UNDER THE BUS YOU GO! HAHAHAHAHA! HA, ha, hoo, oh boy. hehe.

Nolan: .......
 
Great stuff guys, love Nolan making Eckhart laugh over the fickleness of fanboys.


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CATWOMAN: "First fanboy who complains about me not wearing the mask is gonna get a tire in the nuts!"
 
Great stuff guys, love Nolan making Eckhart laugh over the fickleness of fanboys.


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CATWOMAN: "First fanboy who complains about me not wearing the mask is gonna get a tire in the nuts!"

Ouch! :hehe:
 
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"Mr. Nolan! Sir! There have been multiple complaints about the Catwoman suit! What should we do???"

Nolan: "Tell 'em to chill the **** out. I got this."
 
Great stuff guys!


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CATWOMAN: What? Oh no, I don´t mind you fanboys complaining for pages and pages about my mask, it´s no big deal, really. Now can you do me a favor? Oh, that´s sweet. Please lie down on the floor, on your back, right in front of this huge tire. Promise you won´t tell anyone? It´s a huge turn on. Yeah, melts me like sugar in the rain, baby! Yeah yeah, just like that, that´s really hot, you chunky, juicy peace of meat you! Now hold completely still, for just a second...
 
That one's awesome kvz5, sooo true :lmao:
 
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