The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 3

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[Alonsovich]

BATMAN: "Hold still... The thread manager will be soon in sight..."

 

[CJ]

THIS SUMMER...

WHEN IT COMES TO JUSTICE..

"You're in-flight movie is MY FIST."

THE SKY IS THE LIMIT

"I have had it with these motherf---ing Bane's on this motherf---ing plane!"

BANES ON A PLANE

"And that, Mr. Nolan, is how I, Joel Schumacher, would re-invent the Batman franchise."

"You're satan, aren't you?"

"Yaaargh! You win this round, Nolan!"

"Excuse me, satan? Michael Bay is on line one, he would like to know if you'd help him finance Transformers 4."

"Tell him no. There are limits even to MY evil.."

 

[Bathman]

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course….. Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you about us.

Nothing! I said nothing!!!

Wait! You're not the Dr.Pavel???

Yes I Am.

You are not. You are imposter. I have here a photo of a real Dr.Pavel.

I'm Mr.White Christmas. I'm Mr.Snow. I'm Mr.Freeze...


Happy Holidays to Everyone.

 

[Panthro]

Bwahahahaha, funny stuff.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Start airing season 2 of Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes right now or I'll melt all you dumb Marvel f***s with my death ray!"

 

[kvz5]

Selina: Bruce, are you sure this will work? They won't know that I'm Catwoman and you're Batman just by wearing this?

Bruce: I'm sure of it! That's what my good friend Clark does!

 

[Blue Sugar]

Selina: Bruce, are you sure this will work? They won't know that I'm Catwoman and you're Batman just by wearing this?

Bruce: I'm sure of it! That's what my good friend Clark does!

 

[The_Raganork]

 

[croboy82]

 

[Panthro]

Selina: Bruce, are you sure this will work? They won't know that I'm Catwoman and you're Batman just by wearing this?

Bruce: I'm sure of it! That's what my good friend Clark does!

 

[Panthro]

Selina: "Hi, I'm Selina Kyle and I'm here to show you just how how hot I am even when I get all white and nerdy."

Bruce: "And I'm here to show her support!"

 

[Goku Goes Crazy]

"Hello there The Avengers, The Hobbit, and The Amazing Spider-Man. My name is Bane, and I'm here to break the Box Office. When my movie has grossed over a billion dollars, you have my permission to die".

 

[Panthro]

"Hello there The Avengers, The Hobbit, and The Amazing Spider-Man. My name is Bane, and I'm here to break the Box Office. When my movie has grossed over a billion dollars, you have my permission to die".

Hahahahahaha

 

[croboy82]

"Hello there The Avengers, The Hobbit, and The Amazing Spider-Man. My name is Bane, and I'm here to break the Box Office. When my movie has grossed over a billion dollars, you have my permission to die".

 

[MiniBond]

"Hello there The Avengers, The Hobbit, and The Amazing Spider-Man. My name is Bane, and I'm here to break the Box Office. When my movie has grossed over a billion dollars, you have my permission to die".

So true....

 

[AnneFan]

LOL! Perfect quote.

 

[Bathman]

"Hello there The Avengers, The Hobbit, and The Amazing Spider-Man. My name is Bane, and I'm here to break the Box Office. When my movie has grossed over a billion dollars, you have my permission to die".

Hi Bane.
I'm Michael Bay and I will continue this Batman film series one way or another. My buddy Satan has already started bribe WB management level.
I will use power of CGI and yes Bane. In the name of CGI!!! You.. will... be... CGI character.
Audience will remember this Batman film series as one big pile of horse **** and oh yes your performance will end up limbo of Uwe Boll aaahahahahahahaaahahahahahah...

That's cold...

 

[Panthro]

Hi Bane.
I'm Michael Bay and I will continue this Batman film series one way or another. My buddy Satan has already started bribe WB management level.
I will use power of CGI and yes Bane. In the name of CGI!!! You.. will... be... CGI character.
Audience will remember this Batman film series as one big pile of horse **** and oh yes your performance will end up limbo of Uwe Boll aaahahahahahahaaahahahahahah...

That's cold...

Death to Michael Bay!

 

[Miranda Fox]

"Hello there The Avengers, The Hobbit, and The Amazing Spider-Man. My name is Bane, and I'm here to break the Box Office. When my movie has grossed over a billion dollars, you have my permission to die".

WINNING!

 

[Two-Face]

Haha! you guys are great.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

B*** I'm a BOSS!
I call the shots.
I'm with the murder team,
Call the cops.
We in the building,
Ya'll are not.
You short on the paper, you gone ball or not?...

B***, I'm a BOSS!
I plan the shots
I call the cost

We in the b***,
It's goin' downnnnnn.
Yeaa I'm the king,
Now where my mof***in' crown?

B*** I'm a BOSS!
I plan the shots
I call the cost

 

[gugumugats]

BRUCE, ... I AM YOUR MOTHER ...



*****

 

[kvz5]

Selina: I have a nice little surprise for you. I'm not... wearing... any...

Bruce: Underwear?!

Selina: No silly. Hockey pads! I'm not wearing hockey pads!

Bruce: ...