The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

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W-why don´t you just kill me?

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Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

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Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!
 
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W-why don´t you just kill me?

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Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

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Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!

Bwahahahahahaha

That totem totally wobbled.
 
Hahaha, that is great.

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BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...

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THE JOKER: That's just cold.
 
i originally put " too ****ing awesome " , but i figured it required a naughty language - less version in order for it to be hype- friendly.

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Thamks guys, great stuff, especially the B&R shot and the Hulk/Batman one.
 
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why dont you just kill me?

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Your punishment must be more severe...


Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup?
Lucious: Um, Ill be right back...


That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home?
 
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LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids!
 
lucious has the pr0n... hes into 2 girls and goatse.

LOL Batse.
 
hehehe

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BRUCE: Hey Alfred, do you think it´s true what they say about having water close to electronic equipment?

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FFFFFZZZZZZSSSSHHHT!!!!

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ALFRED: I suppose that answers your question, sir?
 


Bane: SAY THE JOKER IS A COOLER VILLAIN ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAF**KA!

Pig: What?

Bane: WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY BANE'S EVER HEARD OF. THEY ROOT FOR THE VILLAIN IN WHAT?

Pig: w-what?

Bane: THE BAD GUY, MUTHAF**KA, DO YOU ROOT FOR HIM?

Pig: y-y-yeees!

Bane: describe what Bane looks like!

Pig: w-w-what?


*Bane is shooting this cops leg off camera*

Pig: AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Bane: DESCRIBE WHAT BANE LOOKS LIKE!!!

Pig: h-h-e's b-big!

Bane: Go on...

Pig: he-he's Bald!

Bane: Does he look like a henchman?

Pig: What?

Bane: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. HENCHMAN?

Pig: N-N-NOOO!

Bane: Then why'd you try to arrest him in the first five minutes like one?

Pig: I D-Didn't

Bane: Yes you did, officer! YES. YOU. DID. And Bane don't like to be detained by anybody but Batman.
 
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COP: Let me at him Batman! I can take him!


**5 Minutes Later**


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COP: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
 
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COP: "Dude! Nut shots are against the man code!"
 
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GARY OLDMAN: (Looking at the photographers and press) That's right folks! I'm still pimping even at this age!
 

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