The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

Discussion in 'The Dark Knight Rises' started by Thread Manager, Jul 13, 2012.

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    This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]373739[/split]
     
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    This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]361549[/split]
     
  3. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    W-why don´t you just kill me?

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    Because none of this is real, it´s all a dream. In fact, it´s a dream inside a dream. Inside another dream.

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    Oh for Chrissakes, not this crap again. It took me 18 viewings last time, and I´m still not quite sure if the totem wobbled in the end or not. Have mercy!
     
  4. Panthro Team Language

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    Bwahahahahahaha

    That totem totally wobbled.
     
  5. Jack Bauer The Bizarro Jack Bauer

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    Hahaha, that is great.

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    BANE: Your punishment must be more severe...

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    THE JOKER: That's just cold.
     
  6. Panthro Team Language

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    Bwahahahahaha
     
  7. Just_Human Registered

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    " You know, this poster reminds me of Joel Schumacher .... And I hated Schumacher ! "
     
  8. hellblazer103 Nasty Piece of Work

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    i originally put " too ****ing awesome " , but i figured it required a naughty language - less version in order for it to be hype- friendly.

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  9. hellblazer103 Nasty Piece of Work

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    oh ! and i also made this :


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  10. Panthro Team Language

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    funny stuff 'blazer
     
  11. Dark Sentinel Registered

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  12. Panthro Team Language

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    Hehehehehehehe
     
  13. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Thamks guys, great stuff, especially the B&R shot and the Hulk/Batman one.
     
  14. Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    why dont you just kill me?

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    Your punishment must be more severe...

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    Bruce: What the hell is two girls one cup?
    Lucious: Um, Ill be right back...

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    That reminds me... Hey when youre done with the joker can you get me some more jergens on the way home?
     
  15. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    LUCIUS: Unintelligible rambling text messages, videos of kittens playing the flute, unfunny memes disguised with silly-looking pictures of babies and animals... That does it, I´m gonna shut down all this stupid s*** for good. Good luck rediscovering the gramophone and telegraph, kids!
     
  16. SingItWithMeNow Registered

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    Lol u forgot the pr0n
     
  17. Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    lucious has the pr0n... hes into 2 girls and goatse.

    LOL Batse.
     
  18. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    hehehe

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    BRUCE: Hey Alfred, do you think it´s true what they say about having water close to electronic equipment?

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    FFFFFZZZZZZSSSSHHHT!!!!

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    ALFRED: I suppose that answers your question, sir?
     
  19. Patty this is an OUTRAGE!

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    Bane: SAY THE JOKER IS A COOLER VILLAIN ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAF**KA!

    Pig: What?

    Bane: WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY BANE'S EVER HEARD OF. THEY ROOT FOR THE VILLAIN IN WHAT?

    Pig: w-what?

    Bane: THE BAD GUY, MUTHAF**KA, DO YOU ROOT FOR HIM?

    Pig: y-y-yeees!

    Bane: describe what Bane looks like!

    Pig: w-w-what?

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    *Bane is shooting this cops leg off camera*

    Pig: AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

    Bane: DESCRIBE WHAT BANE LOOKS LIKE!!!

    Pig: h-h-e's b-big!

    Bane: Go on...

    Pig: he-he's Bald!

    Bane: Does he look like a henchman?

    Pig: What?

    Bane: DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A. HENCHMAN?

    Pig: N-N-NOOO!

    Bane: Then why'd you try to arrest him in the first five minutes like one?

    Pig: I D-Didn't

    Bane: Yes you did, officer! YES. YOU. DID. And Bane don't like to be detained by anybody but Batman.
     
  20. Panthro Team Language

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    Great stuff guys
     
  21. hellblazer103 Nasty Piece of Work

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    for those who've seen hesher :

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  22. herolee10 No More Miracles

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    COP: Let me at him Batman! I can take him!


    **5 Minutes Later**


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    COP: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
     
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    COP: "Dude! Nut shots are against the man code!"
     
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    Pic 1 :

    Bane in Terminator mode : " David Letterman ? "
    Cop : " Yes ? "

    Pic 2 :

    Bane in Terminator mode : " David Letterman ? "
    Person : " Yes ? "
     
  25. herolee10 No More Miracles

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    GARY OLDMAN: (Looking at the photographers and press) That's right folks! I'm still pimping even at this age!
     

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