The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

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[ultimatefan]

I know it´s early and we don´t have any set pics or anything yet, but it´s here that all the talk and action are, so let´s have fun with it:

FANBOY 1: Wow, the third Batman movie looks like it´s gonna be the most amazing thing, like, ever!
FANBOY 2: I concour. With the fantastic work Chris Nolan is doing, the prospect of bringing back Catwoman, it looks like it will blow our minds!
FANBOY 1: Although...
FANBOY 2: Yes?
FANBOY 1: I gotta say, I still don´t like Christian Bale´s Batman voice.
FANBOY 2: Hmmm, yes, I see what you mean. And what´s the ideal with that hi-tech suit design and tank-like Batmobile?
FANBOY 1: Yeah yeah yeah, that sucks. And I mean, no perma-white? The Jokér´s always been perma-white!
FANBOY 2: Yeah and, you know, the franchise should suffer with Heath Ledger´s death.
FANBOY 1: And it didn´t even get an Oscar nomination for best picture! Avatar got one, for Chrissakes!
FANBOY 2: Tell me about it. And is it right to bring Catwoman back, only a few years after that God-awful Halle Berry movie?
FANBOY 1: Man, this movie is gonna suck total monkey balls.
FANBOY 2: It´s gonna be like the worst thing ever.
FANBOY 1: Everything sucks.
FANBOY 2: Yeah it does.
FANBOY 1: Let´s commit suicide?
FANBOY 2: Good idea!

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

Hahahaha, who knew some good would come of Signs...

 

[COMPO]

Superman: So Bane?
Batman: yep.
Superman: ....
Batman: What?
Superman: Bit soon don't you think? I mean the reason Bane was such a good villain was cos he beat and established Batman who was a legend and broke his back.
Batman: Your point?
Superman: Bale's Batman isn't all that established he hasn't fought all that many villains.
Batman: Yeah you're right I guess still I've fought more villains than you in just two films.
Superman: That was low.
Batman: I know but until I see Brainiac on screen then thats the way it is.

 

[bane]

"Tom Hardy will play Bane announcement"
Bane: BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
Joel Schumacher: Don't worry, nobody can replace you!

 

[Paste Pot Pete]

That's the greatest picture I've ever seen. HAHAHA

 

[bane]

I know, I wanted to post it, so I had to write something with it

 

[Panthro]

Superman: So Bane?
Batman: yep.
Superman: ....
Batman: What?
Superman: Bit soon don't you think? I mean the reason Bane was such a good villain was cos he beat and established Batman who was a legend and broke his back.
Batman: Your point?
Superman: Bale's Batman isn't all that established he hasn't fought all that many villains.
Batman: Yeah you're right I guess still I've fought more villains than you in just two films.
Superman: That was low.
Batman: I know but until I see Brainiac on screen then thats the way it is.

Hahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

AQUAMAN: "Let's see how bad ass you are once I've turned your ass into hamburger meet! Bwahahahahaha!"
BATMAN: "I knew it was a mistake to let him watch American Psycho..."

 

[COMPO]

Schumacher: And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I loooooovvvveee you!
Bane: LOOOOVEEEE!!!
Shumacher: I love you too you Ninja Turtles wannabe, get your trenchcoat and hat you've pulled.

 

[cwere]

Batman: "All right, listen, we both go outside, move around in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Superman: "Explain 'acting crazy'."
Batman: "You know, curse and stuff."
Superman: "You want me to curse?"
Batman: "You don't have to mean it. It's just for show."
Superman: "Well, it won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Batman: "Just make noises, then."
Superman: "Explain 'noises'."
Batman: "Are you gonna do this or what?"
Superman: "No, I'm not."
Batman: "C'mon! Ok, on the count of three. One..."
Superman: "All right."
Batman: "..two... three!"

Superman: "Ahh! I'm insane with anger!

Superman: "I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

Superman: "I cursed."
Batman: "I heard."

BWHAHAHAHA

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

"I have to say, being out here on stakeout with you Batman is a very intense experience. You won't let me leave the car to go to the bathroom, and now i have to sit here, for who knows how many hours, holding my pee in a cup because you won't let me pour it out the window."
"Pouring pee in the street is illegal Clark, you know that. You are invincible, just drink it."
"I'm not drinking my own pee Batman."
"Ok, give it over to me, I've got a Pot Noodle in in the backseat."
"I wouldn't advise that Batman, Kryptonian pee is probably deadly to humans."
"I know, that's why I'm going to drink it, I'm getting a little tired of this superhero ****, fug it, pass it over."
"Damn, I wish it was that easy for me, when I get impulsive like that, I'm always pretty relived the next morning that I didn't have any Kryptonite on me."
"Listen, Clark, I don't want to hear it, I'm getting sick of hearing the same **** day in day out from all you self righteous preachers, thinking you're better than everyone else and can judge them from on high, just pass me the pee."
"Urinsane."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN: I´m pregnant...

 

[ultimatefan]

BALE I´m thankful for finally getting recognition after a career of so many risky choices. It´s like I said in another movie, compromises are for lesser souls... Die, werewolf zombie!!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks guys.

Superman: "Why would a high roller like Lex Luthor be interested in Gotham City?"

Batman: "Don't know..."

Batman: "..Got to do with where Choo-Choo go...."

Batman: "...Batman only pawn, in game of life."

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: Prepare to meet Batman´s new ride...

 

[ultimatefan]

Meow, b****es!

 

[Knight Rise]

Batman: QUICK ROBIN, TO THE CRIPPLE-MOBILE!

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: "What do you mean I look like Talia Guhl?"

 

[RustyCage]

"Tom Hardy will play Bane announcement"
Bane: BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
Joel Schumacher: Don't worry, nobody can replace you!

Wow, just... Wow. How telling is that picture about Joel and his choices with the franchise?

 

[Xtroid]

Schumacher: Hey Bane, how do you think Batman & Robin will do?
Bane: BOMB!
Schumacher: Haha, you're a funny guy Bane.
Bane: *sigh*

 

[Joker Brand X]

Superman: So Bane?
Batman: yep.
Superman: ....
Batman: What?
Superman: Bit soon don't you think? I mean the reason Bane was such a good villain was cos he beat and established Batman who was a legend and broke his back.
Batman: Your point?
Superman: Bale's Batman isn't all that established he hasn't fought all that many villains.
Batman: Smallville. Doomsday.
Superman: .....
Batman: Burn

 

[RustyCage]

Schumacher: Hey Bane, how do you think Batman & Robin will do?
Bane: BOMB!
Schumacher: Haha, you're a funny guy Bane.
Bane: *sigh*

Reminds me a bit of The Room.

Superman: So Bane?
Batman: yep.
Superman: ....
Batman: What?
Superman: Bit soon don't you think? I mean the reason Bane was such a good villain was cos he beat and established Batman who was a legend and broke his back.
Batman: Your point?
Superman: Bale's Batman isn't all that established he hasn't fought all that many villains.
Batman: Smallville. Doomsday.
Superman: .....
Batman: Burn

HAHAHA! Glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. @ Superman