The Difference Between...

[DBella]

I am feeling a little bit stressed out right now and creating a stupid thread helps release some of that tension. So here goes.

The difference between Paris Hilton and DBella

PHilton: young, single, beautiful (opinions may vary), popular, filthy rich.
DBella: young, single, beautiful (say otherwise and you die!), popular
(don't let my lack of media attention fool you), want-to-be-filty-rich

The difference between Jessica Alba and J Alba's Lover

JAlba: Doesn't know J Alba's Lover exists
JAL: Worships the ground JAlba walks on and will defend her honor even if
it means he'll be banned for it.

The difference between pre-Mod DOG LIPS and post-Mod DOG LIPS

Pre-ModDL: Funny man with no power
Post-ModDL: Funny man with power. ( :heart: )

The difference between The Last Meatbag and arachnid-boy (his look-alike)

NONE. They're clones.

*And now that I've had my fill, this thread may die its natural death.

 

[Matt]

OOOO! Do me and someone!

 

[Joker]

The Difference Between Pre-This Thread The Joker And Post-This Thread The Joker

Pre-This Thread: Wasn't going to stab you in the eyes

Post-This Thread: IS going to stab you in the eyes

 

[El ASESINO]

How about me

 

[JLBats]

The difference between

Girls- Have vaginas
Boys- Have penises

 

[Joker]

Girls- Have vaginas

really? that's awesome...I mean, I'd heard rumors, but if you're confirming it...

 

[DBella]

The difference between JLBats and Captain Obvious (not InsayneJayne

NONE. Both have the tendency to state the obvious.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

The Difference between ShadowBoxing and Wilhelm-Scream
ShadowBoxing: Likes Led Zeppelin (among his favorites - actually due to Wilhelm), and has a qausi-cynical, realist outlook on the world. Not really a fan of organized religion
Wilhelm Scream: Would have Led Zeppelin's baby even if it were a massive fat chick, and has a cynical (though not quiet George Carlin Cynical) outlook on things. Especially against Government, not really a fan of organized religion

 

[JLBats]

The difference between DBella and the stars-

The stars- A star is a massive, compact body of plasma in outer space that is held together by its own gravity and, unlike a planet, is sufficiently massive to sustain nuclear fusion in a very dense, hot core region. This fusion of atomic nuclei generates the energy that is continuously radiated from the outer layers of the star during much of its life span.[1]

Individual stars differ in their total mass, composition, and age. The total mass of a star is the principal determinant in its evolution and eventual fate. A Hertzsprung-Russell diagram shows the pattern of the temperature of stars against their absolute magnitude, and can be used to determine the age of a star and the stage in its evolution. Initially, stars are composed primarily of hydrogen, with some helium and heavier trace elements that determine their metallicity. Over the course of a star's evolution, a portion of the hydrogen is converted into helium and smaller quantities of heavier elements through the process of nuclear fusion. Part of the matter is then recycled into the interstellar environment and used to form a new generation of more metal-rich stars.[2]

Binary and multi-star systems consist of two or more stars that are gravitationally bound, and generally move around each other in stable orbits. When two such stars have a relatively close orbit, their gravitational interaction can have a significant impact on their evolution.[3] For example, a nova occurs when a white dwarf accretes matter from a companion star.

DBella- A poster on SHH!

 

[DBella]

Very enlightening post, JLBats.

I would also like to add another difference.

Star: Many

DBella: One

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The Difference between ShadowBoxing and Wilhelm-Scream
ShadowBoxing: Likes Led Zeppelin (among his favorites - actually due to Wilhelm), and has a qausi-cynical, realist outlook on the world. Not really a fan of organized religion
Wilhelm Scream: Would have Led Zeppelin's baby even if it were a massive fat chick, and has a cynical (though not quiet George Carlin Cynical) outlook on things. Especially against Government, not really a fan of organized religion

I thought you were a little quick to dismiss the:

Shadowboxing: is Cyclops
Wilhelm: is Wolverine

but, *shrug*

 

[JLBats]

I thought you were a little quick to dismiss the:

Shadowboxing: is Cyclops
Wilhelm: is Wolverine

but, *shrug*

I've always seen it that way, but I also see the Closet Bert and Ernie dynamic.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I thought you were a little quick to dismiss the:

Shadowboxing: is Cyclops
Wilhelm: is Wolverine

but, *shrug*

Yeah, yeah....that works. But I also wanted to note the similarities.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I also see the Closet Bert and Ernie dynamic.

Well, even a glass eye in a duck's ass could see that.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I've always seen it that way, but I also see the Closet Bert and Ernie dynamic.

Pre or post homosexualization.

 

[JLBats]

Pre or post homosexualized.

Post-coital, amigo.

 

[Cyclops]

I thought you were a little quick to dismiss the:

Shadowboxing: is Cyclops
Wilhelm: is Wolverine

but, *shrug*

Are you saying I can maybe possibly technically sue Shadowboxing for identity theft?

 

[Helghast]

The difference between JLBats and Kmack is... uh... their gender.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Are you saying I can maybe possibly technically sue Shadowboxing for identity theft?

No no I was born with Scott Summers Syndrome. Now I must forever walk as a Cyclops clone in appearance and personality.

 

[JLBats]

The difference between JLBats and Kmack is... uh... their gender.

Um, there are no girls on the Internet. Even DBella is a trucker from Arizona.

 

[DBella]

Get with the program, people! Freakin' spammers!

 

[Helghast]

No no I was born with Scott Summers Syndrome. Now I must forever walk as a Cyclops clone in appearance and personality.

If you don't wear sunglasses all the time you have failed.

 

[Helghast]

Um, there are no girls on the Internet. Even DBella is a trucker from Arizona.

Nikkuh plz, don't lie. lol. I could have cut/pasted this into the above post but f**k that.

 

[DBella]

OOOO! Do me and someone!

Eww! No, thanks!

Oh... you mean... OKAY.

The difference between Matt and Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton: A loyal democrat who everyone tries to listen to.

Matt: A loyal democrat who everyone tries not to listen to.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

If you don't wear sunglasses all the time you have failed.

I had red shades. And I wore them almost all the time. Until July when the broke. The same month Cyclops lost his powers in Astonishing.