The "Evil" Wish Game

[OverMyHead]

Ok....
the game is to post a wish...and the next person grants your wish but with an evil end to it.

For instance, I say..."I wish I had a car".
The next person says..."Granted: But the car comes in a box".

Lets see how funny this turns out to be.....

Here's my wish.....

I wish I could cook.

 

[Yurka]

uhmmm

Granted: but you can only cook nOObs named OverMyHead whos creating a bunch of wierd-ass threads.


I wish I could close them.

 

[Kritish]

Granted but your penis is also closed from activity.

I wish I had some straight porn that involved Monica Bellucci.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

uhmmm

Granted: but you can only cook nOObs named OverMyHead whos creating a bunch of wierd-ass threads.


I wish I could close them.

Granted....but then...
No, pretty much you just close his threads.
Oh!...and he can't make anymore ever!!!!

yeah that works

 

[OverMyHead]

Granted but your penis is also closed from activity.

I wish I had some straight porn that involved Monica Bellucci.

While you were laying your hands across her flabs and beautiful romp, you discovered, to your horror, she is ****ing man!

I wish I could fly.

 

[Kritish]

While you were laying your hands across her flabs and beautiful romp, you discovered, to your horror, she is ****ing man!

I wish I could fly.

Once you pop you just can't stop, at least that's what Pringals says.

Granted, but you have to propel yourself by farts.

 

[Yurka]

alright dude just said monica bellucci was a man, kidding or not, thats going to far.

mods, shut her down

 

[Kritish]

alright dude just said monica bellucci was a man, kidding or not, thats going to far.

mods, shut her down

Banning is too nice, castrate him!

 

[Abaddon]

I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

 

[OverMyHead]

So you fly, and its wonderfully easy! So you decide to make a few bucks from your remarkable flying ability, you begin by offering flights in a converted train passenger cabin that you trail behind you on a string(Traveling so fast it remains magically level behind you) And its a very successful venture. Unfortunately one day a witness involved in a high profile crime comes aboard your speedy plane alternative, sure that he will be safe from hijacking.
Regrettably, during the flight an assassin releases a huge crate of...fire ants...soon all the passengers have fled the itchy cabin for the safety of the sea below…but when they finally crawl down the string and start nibbling away at you, In your fevered scratching you veer off course and crash into a volcano that is coincidently erupting right at that moment.


I wish I was my own moderator.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Granted, but when you finally become a moderator, you get a great out of control impulse to shoot yourself. And you do.


I wish for some really big thick socks right now to keep my feet warm.

 

[jimmy]

Self-Moderation, OverMyHead -- SELF-MODERATION.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Granted, but when you finally become a moderator, you get a great out of control impulse to shoot yourself. And you do.


I wish for some really big thick socks right now to keep my feet warm.

Granted, but they are the ruined pink red dye bled stained ones.

I wish I Had 10 million bucks.

 

[Tangled Web]

Granted: But there is a 100% tax on that

I wish I could stop OverMyHead from making new threads.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Granted: But there is a 100% tax on that

I wish I could stop OverMyHead from making new threads.

(I saw that one comming) Granted, But you are banned from starting new threads as well.

I wish I were sane.