Here's another great one;
"There is a beautiful girl I'm interested and attracted to that I decided to ask her out. She's from my College and I usually see her during lunch, and she has two friends that eat with her.
Anyways I manage to get eye contact with her when walking towards her, and say can I ask you something.
Then I say Will you go out with me? Instead of saying yes or no I get I don't know you. I responded to that if you knew me would you make a rational descision and her friend adds I think he's asking you out. Her answer I don't want a boyfriend right now. I say ok, and walk off
I really don't get where she got the idea I want her as my girlfriend. At no point at all in the conversation did I say or make any refrence to asking her to be my girlfriend."