The Further Wacky Adventures of Ghostrider87

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  1. amazingfantasy15 Registered

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    Omaha's Hooters will be swimming in roses tomorrow for all GR87's "girlfriends"
     
  2. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    It'll be like a flowery-chocolate explosive orgasm over there.
     
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    I got a high five by a hot blonde on friday...My life is now complete :heart:
     
  4. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    High fiving on Valentine's Day is tops...much better than that completely overrated sex thing.
     
  5. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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  6. Gilpesh Registered

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    That's what he says... but he's totally only in it for the high fives.
     
  7. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    What is this to him, a friggin' business agreement.
     
  8. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    My god...what does he want, a contract?
     
  9. hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    I fear for my life after all the mocking I did to him before I was a mod :csad:
     
  10. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    He gets so hung up on the same things. :cmad: This is like the 3rd - 4th time he asked this question about a girl who he asked out and she told him that "she didn't want a boyfriend" and it's still boggling his mind. :huh:
     
  11. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    "I don't want a boyfriend" = "I don't want to go out with you"
     
  12. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Obviously it's a deeper, more spiritual, existential question Fire, like the sound of one hand clapping.
     
  13. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    GR87 is deep like that.
     
  14. SsM Stuff?

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    Where are you guys finding this stuff ._.
     
  15. Gilpesh Registered

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    You don't want to go there... it is scary there... it's in the middle of a huge spider web where if you know the Women of the Web's real name... she may turn the hourglass and let you have extra time to get there.... and then you have to hang out with GR87.
     
  16. Superman79 Superman79 Returns

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    The party of the first part, hereinafter known as "Jill", upon execution of this binding document, hereby agrees to engage in the following conduct with the party of the second part, hereinafter known as "Jason Michael Case aka GR87". Any deviation from the terms of this contract will be seen as a material breach, subject to legal penalty.

    It is so agreed:

    1) Jason Michael Case shall arrive to take Jill from her domicile on February 14, 2009 at exactly 7:31pm.

    2) Jason Michael Case shall take Jill to a food service establishment (hereinafter: Hooters).

    3) Jill shall be, with execution of this document, required to provide Jason Michael Case with a minimum of three (3) "high fives" during the course of the evening.

    3a) Jill shall at not time be required to touch Jason Michael Case outside the purview of the 'high-five'.

    4) Upon returning to Jill's domicile, Jill shall be required to give Jason Michael Case a "non-ass-out hug" (read: full body embrace).

    4a) There shall be no attempt by Jason Michael Case to place his lips on any part of Jill's anatomy. Including but not limited to: the hand, the arm, the cheek, the lips, and the forehead.

    5) Any "excitement" released by Jason Michael Case during the course of the aforementioned evening, most especially during the course of the full body embrace, shall be deemed 'incidental' and the cleaning up of said excitement will fall solely in the purview of Jason Michael Case.

    6) Jill hereby reserves the right to not call Jason Michael Case for two (2) years or more following the execution of this contract and the date associated with it.

    The parties: Jill and Jason Michael Case, hereby agree that with their signature to this binding document, that they agree to be bound by the terms and conditions contained herein. Any violation of this agreement by either party will be deemed actionable in a court of law.

    Signed:

    __________________________________________
    Jill

    __________________________________________
    Jason Michael Case

    ______________________________
    Notary
     
  17. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    You know, he also aside from questions he posts answers to other people's love problems and I have to admit I do feel a little bad for him because he sometimes adds in his own personal experience and I think if he ever finds a girl he's going to have to find someone as equally naive as he is. :csad:
     
  18. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    I'm 'fire, and I approve this post. :lmao:
     
  19. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    That's great S79 :lmao:
     
  20. hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    :lmao:
     
  21. Majic Walrus Faster than an Iceberg.

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    Can I nominate that as Post of the Year?
     
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    But he's not asking to be their boyfriend, just one date, he doesn't want to get hurt if his girlfriend breaks up with him after one date.
     
  23. Gilpesh Registered

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    Second.




    :csad: Doesn't look like a good year for SHH... :hehe:
     
  24. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Yeah, that would be awful:csad:
     
  25. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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