The Rise of Skywalker The Game of Thrones' ish reveal nobody wants to talk about.

[Breogan]

That's right
The drunk parents abandoned you is all a ruse, to cover up the truth, why Rey is so damn innately powerful, why Kylo and Rey have such a strong connection, why Han left Leia, why Luke went dark, and has hidden away in shame?

It didn't end at the med station.
The real cover up, Luke and Leia, Rey's real parents?

 

[Adhesive Boy]

Too bad Rey didn't become as interesting of a character as Joffrey. She's more like his bland brother, Tommen.

 

[Drizzle]

 

[Breogan]

It's the only way to explain Luke ( once all about overcoming fear by recognizing both halves of himself) instead now creepily cowering away and hiding in fear and shame.
Han abandoning Leia, and their pathetic tortured emo son, who probably knows the truth (and only reason Luke (whose every instinct was once seeing and saving the good and hope in others) first impulse is now to kill them.)

The resur-Emperor is just an outrageous ruse to cover up the truth.

I mean this was posted as a complete joke a year before the reveal of the new movie and it's title.
Yet a year later if read that way, the eventual title reveal and last line of dialogue, all proved to be creepily ironic....

 

[Sian]

Wow! Never realised this!

 

[BatLobster]

Mind blown. This theory should be trending.

 

[TheVileOne]

So what you're saying is George RR Martin ripped off George Lucas?

 

[Karelia]

... Maybe wiping this trilogy isn't a bad idea...

But seriously, this is kinda wild haha!

 

[Marvolo]

Why do you think Han left Leia and went back to smuggling? Snoke anonymously sent Han evidence of the truth about Luke and Leia. But Han, being the good man he is, never stopped loving Ben. He couldnt blame Ben. Luke may have been Ben's father, but he wasnt his daddy.

That scene on the bridge is so much more powerful with the whole truth revealed.

 

[fan4stic]

Ew.

 

[Schlosser85]

Why do you think Han left Leia and went back to smuggling? Snoke anonymously sent Han evidence of the truth about Luke and Leia. But Han, being the good man he is, never stopped loving Ben. He couldnt blame Ben. Luke may have been Ben's father, but he wasnt his daddy.

That scene on the bridge is so much more powerful with the whole truth revealed.

Han sacrificing himself trying to save the son he chose to love, even knowing he wasn't his and was a product of Leia's incestuous betrayal, with Han's (probably) best friend, no less.