the 'He Man Woman Haters' Club

[Mr. Credible]

well, long story short: i just had a very, very aggrivating night, and, i'll be honest, i don't even want to write the story right now as i am so mad/frustrated that i am on the verge of tears.

so, what-ev, i thought i'd start a thread where all you men (and lesbians, too, i guess) can come and vent your frustrations about your girlfriend/wife/concubine/whomever.

have at you.

 

[tzarinna]

Okay, so I'm not a lesbian but I'm very interested in what this is all about

 

[DOG LIPS]

I love women. Mmmmm.. women.

 

[Iceman]

Is this a women lovin' thread?

 

[enterthemadness]

well, long story short: i just had a very, very aggrivating night, and, i'll be honest, i don't even want to write the story right now as i am so mad/frustrated that i am on the verge of tears.

so, what-ev, i thought i'd start a thread where all you men (and lesbians, too, i guess) can come and vent your frustrations about your girlfriend/wife/concubine/whomever.

have at you.

Let me guess...something (bad) happened between you and your girlfriend?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

All women have superpowers.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Let me guess...something (bad) happened between you and your girlfriend?

good guess!

and don't get me wrong, i'm not normally one to complain about stuff like this, but i jsut felt that we needed a place to come and go "my girlfriend did the dumbest thing today" instead of people making a new thread everytime something happens between them and their girl.

but i've beeen drinking rathe r heavily, and i think i'm feelign better. i'll write up the story when i'm sober(er)

actually, there's not really a story, i guess... just her being flipping dumb as all hell. i've never been a violent guy by any strech of the word, especially not towards women, but i had to go take a deep breath and count to 10 tonight, if you know what i mean.

ugh.

 

[enterthemadness]

All women have superpowers.

And when their boyfriend breaks up with them, they go nuts and try to kill him...like in My Super Ex-girlfriend which opens in wide release next friday.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

And when their boyfriend breaks up with them, they go nuts and try to kill him...like in My Super Ex-girlfriend which opens in wide release next friday.

if all girlfriend's were like Uma Thurman.....then they wouldn't have been in alot of good films.

 

[tzarinna]

Damn it I can't wait til later

 

[Iceman]

And when their boyfriend breaks up with them, they go nuts and try to kill him...like in My Super Ex-girlfriend which opens in wide release next friday.

Are you on their marketing team?

 

[tzarinna]

And when their boyfriend breaks up with them, they go nuts and try to kill him...like in My Super Ex-girlfriend which opens in wide release next friday.

They are all worried that I'm going to try to kill them
very worried

 

[enterthemadness]

Are you on their marketing team?

No, not at ( My Super Ex-Girlfriend is a barrel of laughs) all. I just (It's worth your hard earn cash.) thought of it (My Super Ex-Girlfriend comes out next friday. Go see it, not the other movies. Except Clerks...see Clerks II afterwards. Back-to-back barrel of laughs) when Amazing Lee said all girlfriends or women have powers. (Remember, this upcoming friday folks)

 

[Iceman]

No, not at ( My Super Ex-Girlfriend is a barrel of laughs) all. I just (It's worth your hard earn cash.) thought of it (My Super Ex-Girlfriend comes out next friday. Go see it, not the other movies. Except Clerks...see Clerks II afterwards. Back-to-back barrel of laughs) when Amazing Lee said all girlfriends or women have powers. (Remember, this upcoming friday folks)

I'll check it out.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My super ex-gf looks bad

 

[enterthemadness]

My super ex-gf looks bad

you don't like good movies then.

j/k.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Damn it I can't wait til later

i wish there was some kind of story i could tell to make it worth the wait, but the short and long of it is this:

i've been seeing this girl for a few months now, and when we first got together, all she did was complain about her ex... "he didn't even remember me birthday, he doesn't know my middle name, etc"

so i took extra care to remember everything i could about her. but whatever. we slept together tonight (for the um-teenth time) and we were laying there, and she said "damn, well done mr... uh" and i'm like "sweety, surely you know my last name?" well, this started a whole big stupid thing, and i realized that she;s the biggest hippocrit in the world, as after all this time, she hasn't been listening to anything i've been saying. i also realized that she's probably the most bossy and inconsiderate person i have evver met.

plus, aftet all this time, she still answers calls from her ex, then goes "why does he still call me?! i hate him!"

i think there's more that i'm forgetting to vent about, so i'lll post it when i can remember.

well, uh, grrrrrr!!!

it's times like this i wish i could swear on this board. becasue evvery other word would start with an 'f'.

 

[tzarinna]

Damn sorry,she's very self absorbed
That's a shame

 

[enterthemadness]

i wish there was some kind of story i could tell to make it worth the wait, but the short and long of it is this:

i've been seeing this girl for a few months now, and when we first got together, all she did was complain about her ex... "he didn't even remember me birthday, he doesn't know my middle name, etc"

so i took extra care to remember everything i could about her. but whatever. we slept together tonight (for the um-teenth time) and we were laying there, and she said "damn, well done mr... uh" and i'm like "sweety, surely you know my last name?" well, this started a whole big stupid thing, and i realized that she;s the biggest hippocrit in the world, as after all this time, she hasn't been listening to anything i've been saying. i also realized that she's probably the most bossy and inconsiderate person i have evver met.

plus, aftet all this time, she still answers calls from her ex, then goes "why does he still call me?! i hate him!"

i think there's more that i'm forgetting to vent about, so i'lll post it when i can remember.

well, uh, grrrrrr!!!

it's times like this i wish i could swear on this board. becasue evvery other word would start with an 'f'.

****. See that...you can swear, it just gets beeped out.

You should just break up with her...even if she's a 11/10...just break up with her. Sounds like she has a thing for her ex still, but doesn't know it.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Damn sorry,she's very self absorbed
That's a shame

thanks.

and yes, it is a shame, because i've put alot of time and effort (and money) into our "relationship"

 

[Mr. Credible]

****. See that...you can swear, it just gets beeped out.

You should just break up with her...even if she's a 11/10...just break up with her. Sounds like she has a thing for her ex still, but doesn't know it.

oh, she's a 13/10. she's probably the best looking girl i've ever been with... and she is a wildcat in the sack, let me tell you. and i don't think she still has a thing for her ex, i think she is just an attention ****e, and gets it whereever she can, even if it is from psycho ex boyfriends.

i think i'll keep her around for a few "anger-bangs", because i feel like being pety, and then tell her to get the **** out.

hey, how about that! i can swear!

 

[enterthemadness]

13/10...Holy sweet...damn, maybe you should keep her. Attention ****e or not.

 

[Mr. Credible]

ew... she just called crying and apologized. she tried to tell me that she knew my last name (i'm more or less sure she just looked at it on my myspace page) oh well, it's the thought that counts, right?

i played it cool, though... all yes and no answers. very cold.

 

[enterthemadness]

ew... she just called crying and apologized. she tried to tell me that she knew my last name (i'm more or less sure she just looked at it on my myspace page) oh well, it's the thought that counts, right?

i played it cool, though... all yes and no answers. very cold.

smooth.

 

[xwolverine2]

And when their boyfriend breaks up with them, they go nuts and try to kill him...like in My Super Ex-girlfriend which opens in wide release next friday.

do you work for fox?