The Home Made Vigilante Guide to...

[Victarion]

Wow, I read some of those quoted posts and I'm a little scared now. :<

 

[Fresh Prince]

I still think your joking about this.

 

[SpeterMan3]

I'm guessing you don't care much about the whole 'secret identity' thing.

 

[Mike_D202]

I just took a poo and called it Darren Unsworth.

 

[Fresh Prince]

That was wrong Mike.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

I just took a poo and called it Darren Unsworth.

Go ahead and laugh Mike D202 (if that is your real name). You're no different from the kids at school who used to laugh at me, and guess what happened to them. Go on, guess.

Darren Unsworth
aka
Wulfman

 

[Majik1387]

This thread is entertaining.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Go ahead and laugh Mike D202 (if that is your real name). You're no different from the kids at school who used to laugh at me, and guess what happened to them. Go on, guess.

Darren Unsworth
aka
Wulfman

I'm guessing they have high paid jobs with hot women.

 

[Fresh Prince]

This thread is entertaining.

Agreed.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

I'm guessing they have high paid jobs with hot women.

Well Benny Cumberton certainly does. He used to pick on me the most, and last I heard he was driving a porsche and dating a model, but thats not the point. Besides, I heard his gran died last year, and mine is still alive, so look whose laughing now.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Well Benny Cumberton certainly does. He used to pick on me the most, and last I heard he was driving a porsche and dating a model, but thats not the point. Besides, I heard his gran died last year, and mine is still alive, so look whose laughing now.

 

[Mike_D202]

...so look whose laughing now.

The hooker transvestites that kicked your ass for trying to put them under citizen's arrest?

 

[Fresh Prince]

The hooker transvestites that kicked your ass for trying to put them under citizen's arrest?

Lol

 

[Darren Unsworth]

The hooker transvestites that kicked your ass for trying to put them under citizen's arrest?

If a man tucks his penis behind his legs how am I supposed to tell the difference? If I had tried to grab him from behind then maybe I would have spotted his deception much earlier. But as it was, I attacked from the front and it wasn't until we tussled on the ground that things fell back into place.

Darren Unsworth
aka
Wulfman

 

[Eggyman]

lol

Post more.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I find some humor in this as long as you are not taking yourself completely serious.

Though I watched the ten minute movie that was on YouTube and it was a lot more funny when they mocked Watchmen on that episode of South Park. Because that's what it reminded me of, except it wasn't animation...but very bad camera work.

But as long as you are just entertaining people around here, keep it up.

 

[Mike_D202]

If a man tucks his penis behind his legs how am I supposed to tell the difference? If I had tried to grab him from behind then maybe I would have spotted his deception much earlier. But as it was, I attacked from the front and it wasn't until we tussled on the ground that things fell back into place.

Darren Unsworth
aka
Wulfman

Well I would have thought that the arm pit hair would have given them away at first, but I forgot that seems to be a common thing over in the U.K.

Next time check for an adam's apple.

 

[Darren Unsworth]

Who needs the Dark Knight when the Wulfman is here?

Finally, I have a promo for my superhero documentary:

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi1461912089/

The world of superheroics will be changed forever. In Wolverhampton at least. Possibly all of the Midlands.

Darren Unsworth

aka

Wulfman

 

[Bruce Banner]

walks in with popcorn and large root beer sits in chair.

Continue if you don't mind?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Police arrested a man in my hometown last week for trying to be a vigilante. He'd recieved a "hot tip" that a robbery at a gas station was going to go down. Instead of calling the cops he marched in there with a baseball bat and told the guys he was going to take them down.

He's lucky he didn't get shot and killed.

 

[SpeterMan3]

Wow.

 

[Mike_D202]

Didn't even wear a costume? What a sham.

 

[CelticPredator]

Go ahead and laugh Mike D202 (if that is your real name). You're no different from the kids at school who used to laugh at me, and guess what happened to them. Go on, guess.

Darren Unsworth
aka
Wulfman

My real name is Celtic Predator.

 

[katie_girl09]

Police arrested a man in my hometown last week for trying to be a vigilante. He'd recieved a "hot tip" that a robbery at a gas station was going to go down. Instead of calling the cops he marched in there with a baseball bat and told the guys he was going to take them down.

He's lucky he didn't get shot and killed.

Wow. What a nutjob.





At least be a vigilante with a gun, dammit!

 

[Mike_D202]

And a costume.