The Hype Encyclopedia

[Abaddon]

needs to updated too. get to work people!

 

[OverMyHead]

I love this thread!

Probably the most ingenious, creative thread I've ever come upon. Love it, Abaddon *kisses & hugz* Muah!!

 

[Assassin]

Abaddon needs an article on JAL, and GAH

 

[OverMyHead]

And some of the worst trolls SHH has ever encountered, and why they were banned.

So we learn from their mistakes.

 

[Abaddon]

I remember Daisy gave a nice thorough explanation of The Tb in another thread some time ago, but I never got around to including it.

 

[JLBats]

Hey, Abaddon, can we put "Clones Have NO SOULS!!!" into the encyclopedia?

 

[Abaddon]

Normally I wouldn't but that was a good one.

 

[Badger]

In light of recent events, I think blind_fury needs an entry:

blind_fury: A notorious Hype poster who vehemently defends his right and more so our rights, to pay young Swedish supermodels/call girls for a night of three-way sex. The background of blind_fury is still in question, but this what we know. He is over 40 years old, goes to college, lives with his parents, and ‘most importantly’ pays for sex.

The sexual adventures of blind_fury have been well documented. On one such adventure, his gratitude was so deep that it made him cry; giving us the “Have you cried during sex?” thread. Also sadly, blind_fury is afflicted with the incapacity to sweat during sex; this brought us the “Do you sweat during Sex?” thread. And who among us could forget the "Signs a girl is ready for sex" thread, where we learned that blind_fury has never had sex where money wasn’t exchanged (which he begged to be closed). But blind_fury’s crowning jewel may well have happened yesterday; with the “Why is sex based soley on physical attraction acceptable...” thread (In case your wondering about the ‘soley’, that is how he spelled it.). Which continued in the first post, “but sex that’s motivated by money is unacceptable.” This thread reached 750 posts in a day and a half, and also gave hope back to the Hype.

However blind_fury is not a one-trick pony, he’s also very outspoken about politics. His most heartfelt stance is the ‘Reparations are owed to the descendents of Slaves’. He has had many things to say on this; but the most controversial may be “If America would pay reparations, it would give blacks a reason to work like slaves again”. And so blind_fury sits at home with his parents waiting for his reparation, a very devoted combatant to his cause.

In closing a pose these questions:

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while going to school and living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

 

[Assassin]

Lmao!

 

[Kritish]

Has someone done a article on me?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Abaddon needs an article on JAL, and GAH

It's only a matter of time before it happens.

 

[Canadian Rider]

It's only a matter of time before it happens.

JAL is self explanatory. For use newbs ... what or who is GAH??

 

[Abaddon]

Goldenagehero, formerly known as Dr. Fear

 

[Canadian Rider]

Goldenagehero, formerly known as Dr. Fear

Getting warmer ... perhaps a little bit more ... only here since nov. Thanks!

 

[Abaddon]

Stop being lazy and search his threads.

 

[Assassin]

JAL isnt that bad, he just gets serious at times, he needs to learn some come backs, and laugh once in a while, he could be the greatest poster ever!

GAH is just a ****in loser who tries to be a few posters mixed together

 

[Canadian Rider]

Stop being lazy and search his threads.

So noted ...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Getting warmer ... perhaps a little bit more ... only here since nov. Thanks!

Hell i've been here since march 2005 and don't really know much about him.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL isnt that bad, he just gets serious at times, he needs to learn some come backs, and laugh once in a while, he could be the greatest poster ever!

Thanks for the kind words man. I'm learning bit by bit day by day. I'm not the same person anymore i was last year ot even 6 months ago.

 

[Abaddon]

you still have a long way to go.

 

[Assassin]

True but he's in no way shape or form GAH, thats just a total **** up, even jplaya sooned his ass

 

[Abaddon]

I don't really understand GAH. I wish the mods would find an excuse to ban jplaya.

 

[Badger]

So Abaddon, does the Blind_Fury post make the cut?

Dammit it better.

 

[Assassin]

i kinda like him now, he has a cool gimmick

 

[Kevin]

Oh, DO ME! DO ME! I can't wait until someone does me...

Moving to something completely different. I can't wait till someone does my Encyclopedia entry. t: