The Hype! Job Fair

[Aesop Rocks]

Simple concept:

Give* a Hype member a job based off of his/her posts and/or personality.


Kane52630 - film distribution and marketing
E-Man - Cult Leader
Sawyer - TV show critic (that gets paid by the Networks to give their shows positive reviews)
Aesop Rocks - Garbage Man
Duke - That Guy

*Give = hypotheically speaking

 

[MrMaooz]

Duke-School Counselor

 

[Duke]

JJJ's Ulcer: College Professor

 

[Apollo]

Braincrusher - Nuclear power plant technician.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

JJJ's Ulcer: College Professor

Wow, I actually am a teacher and one day (I need a PhD) I'd like to be a college prof.

Once again, Duke shows why he's by far my favorite poster.

Duke- Barbecue pit-master

 

[chaseter]

Sawyer-office skank

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I thought we agreed to keep that on the DL?

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer-office skank

Hey, you haven't complained so far.

 

[Duke]

Sawyer-office skank

I thought we agreed to keep that on the DL?

I'm sorry fellas, but this is just too funny.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sawyer- Workplace bully

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Wait… Sawyer- S'barro chef

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer- Workplace bully

Oh please. You give as good as you get.

Wait… Sawyer- S'barro chef

SEE?!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Duke-messiah.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Maooz: The kid who's dad owns the company, so the second you've trained him, he gets a Vice President position and suddenly becomes your boss.

Sawyer: Sarcastic mailroom guy, who's always wheeling his delivery cart at exactly the right time to deliver a punchline to an amusing random occurrence.

Aesop: Frustrated novelist who writes jingles for Family Circus greeting cards for a paycheque.

DarkSovereignty/DarkSentinel: The two guys who work in the same department who are both named "Dave" and they are growing more and more angry that their coworkers still can't tell them apart after 7 years.

Duke: The "fixer" guy in the company who knows people who know people and can get you anything you need (new mouse, new printer, new business cards) but nobody knows what his actual job is.

Anita: Director of research and development, who seems nice until you see your company become the subject of a Michael Moore documentary.

Schlosser: The company auditor, who everyone finds intimidating until he comes to the office Halloween party dressed as Captain Dylan Hunt from Andromeda.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

who are you and how do you know me so well?!

 

[cupcake_jimmies]

Aesop Rocks: Secret Midnight BBQ Master

 

[Sawyer]

Maooz: The kid who's dad owns the company, so the second you've trained him, he gets a Vice President position and suddenly becomes your boss.

Sawyer: Sarcastic mailroom guy, who's always wheeling his delivery cart at exactly the right time to deliver a punchline to an amusing random occurrence.

Aesop: Frustrated novelist who writes jingles for Family Circus greeting cards for a paycheque.

DarkSovereignty/DarkSentinel: The two guys who work in the same department who are both named "Dave" and they are growing more and more angry that their coworkers still can't tell them apart after 7 years.

Duke: The "fixer" guy in the company who knows people who know people and can get you anything you need (new mouse, new printer, new business cards) but nobody knows what his actual job is.

Anita: Director of research and development, who seems nice until you see your company become the subject of a Michael Moore documentary.

Schlosser: The company auditor, who everyone finds intimidating until he comes to the office Halloween party dressed as Captain Dylan Hunt from Andromeda.

 

[Pink Ranger]

who are you and how do you know me so well?!

Shut up and get back to work! You owe me 5 jingles by Friday for our new "congratulations for successfully completing your anti-gay conversion therapy" product line!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

fine

 

[DarkSentinel]

JJJ- Newspaper Editor
Sawyer- Therapist
Clippy- Delinquent

 

[Pink Ranger]

JJJ- Newspaper Editor
Sawyer- Therapist
Clippy- Delinquent

Sawyer- Analyst and Therapist

 

[Aesop Rocks]

You did the thing.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

So he's kind of like an analrapist, right?

 

[Erzengel]

Oh....I thought this was for a different type of job.

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer- Analyst and Therapist