The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Four)

[SymbioticToxin]

Blossom- Harls

Bubbles- Sensi

Buttercup- ComicChick

Prof. Utonium- Marx

Ms. Bellum- Henchy

Mayor- C.Lee

Ms. Keen- Angel_Fairie

Mojo Jojo- JP

Gangreen Gang- Johnny Drama, Parker Wayne, Manic, Superferret, Aesop Rocks

Fuzzy Lumpkins- JustABill

The Amoeba Boys- WillardNation, CrashnBurn, LightningStrykez

Roach Coach- Hound55

The Boogie Man- E-Man

Sedusa- Knowsbleed

Princess Morbucks- AndThePickles

Rowdyruff Boys- The Original Bamfer, Kane52630, BizarroAids

Him- No offense, but I don't think anyone's cool enough for him.


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[Hound55]

Pickles as Ms Bellum for mine...

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Spoiler

A Bar Fight

Bartender- The Original Bamfer
Person too drunk to care about the fight- JP
Person who gets mad and asks, "Who threw that damn bottle!"- BizarroAids
Person who threw the bottle- Kane52630
Person who couldn't wait to grab a chair to hit somebody with- knowsbleed
Dude who takes off his shirt, goes outside to fight, and ends up missing the fight on the inside- Paroxysm
Person who screams and dives across the bar and clotheslines someone- JustABill
Person shanking people quietly with no affiliation- NotaHenchWench
Woman who people are fighting over- ComicChick
Dude shadowboxing in the background and ends up getting blindsided by a bottle to the head- ParkerWayne
Dude on the ground submitting a drunk with a kimura and ends up getting shanked by Henchy- WillardNation
Person going around hitting everyone over the head with a bottle- SymbioticToxin
Person who steals all the liquor in the mayhem, then goes home and sells it on eBay- Harls
Play by Play commentator- Vince McManic
Color Commentator- Super "The Brain" Ferret
Michael Cole- Aesop Rocks
Jack Swagger- Colossal Spoons
Person ignoring the mayhem and eating a nice bowl of chili- Marx
Ric Flair- Wooooooooooo!!!!
Person who does a hurricane kick across the room and out the door- Schlosser85
Person trying to reason with everyone through all the mayhem- CrashnBurn
Crazy dude that wasn't fighting until someone spilled beer on his Tasmanian tiger coat, then pulls out a minigun and scares everyone out the door- Hound55
Person coming in after the mayhem looking to flirt with all the men- Redmarvel

Brilliant!

At least I took someone out before I possibly got shanked by Henchy, lol. Thanks E-Man.

 

[JP]

I am not Mojo Jojo. Mojo Jojo is not my name. For if you were to ccast me as Mojo Jojo you would be wrong, for I am not Mojo Jojo. I am JP. JP is my name. If you were to call me a name other than JP, you would be wrong, because my name is JP and not Mojo Jojo.

 

[E-Man]

also... Guy who gets mad and rips someone's throat out Road House style because that same someone knocked his sammich out of his hand- E-Man

Damn straight!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'd complain for the lulz that I was type-cast as the country bumpkin villain, but you know...I'll just take it and laugh silently instead.

 

[JP]

How mature of you.

 

[Marx]

I'd complain for the lulz that I was type-cast as the country bumpkin villain, but you know...I'll just take it and laugh silently instead.

I do hear that you have quite a thick accent.

 

[Manic]

It's like talking to a character from Mama's Family.



Hmmm. I'll probably be back in this thread later.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

^^lmao!!

 

[Angry Monkey]

Him- No offense, but I don't think anyone's cool enough for him.​

THIS

How come I'm never cast?

 

[JP]

I remember the first time I was catsed.

 

[Prison Mike]

Cast. Not catsed or casted. Just cast.

 

[Angry Monkey]

Cast. Not catsed or casted. Just cast.

Thanks Mike

 

[Prison Mike]

You're welcome.

 

[JP]

Cast. Not catsed or casted. Just cast.

Alright, fine. I'll catsed you as something very soon, if it'll make you feel better.

 

[Manic]

Thelma Harper - NotAHenchwench
Vinton Harper - enterthemadness
Naomi Oates Harper - ComicChick
Eunice Harper Higgins - JustABill
Ed Higgins - Marx
Ellen Harper Jackson - AndThePickles
Fran Crowley - JP
Bubba Higgins - BizarroAids
Buzz Harper - SymbioticToxin
Sonja Harper - Angel_Faerie
Iola Boylan - Aesop Rocks

 

[JP]

Aunt Fran? I am beyond honored.

 

[Sawyer]

Billy as Eunice? Aesop as Iola?

That ****s inspired.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

The Hangover:

Phil - The Original Bamfer
Stu - Kane52360
Alan - Enterthemadness
Doug - Marx
Chow - JP
Jade (the stripper) - Red Marvel
Tracy (Doug's Fiance) - Harls
Melissa (Stu's girfriend) - Angry Monkey
Sid (Tracy's father) - C. Lee
Eddie (Chapel owner) - Prison Mike
Officer Franklin (the white cop) - Aesop Rocks
Officer Garden (the black cop)- JustaBill
Dr. Valsh - SymbioticToxin
Black Doug - E-man
Mike Tyson - Mr. Terrific
Mike Tyson's fist - BizarroAids
Leonard (Mike Tyson's Right Hand Man) - Manic
Tyler/Carlos - Bruce Banner

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I get to knock people out with Biz! NICE!

 

[Prison Mike]

Alright, fine. I'll catsed you as something very soon, if it'll make you feel better.

Argh!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'm Carol Burnett. All other recasts of me are forever irrelevant.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Top ten greatest songs of All Time (according to Rolling Stone Magazine)

10 - What'd I say - Mr. Terrific
9 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - WillardNation
8 - Hey Jude - Harls
7 - Johnny B. Goode - SymbioticToxin
6 - Good Vibrations - JustABill
5 - Respect - ComicChick
4 - What's Going on - E-man
3 - Imagine - Marx
2 - I can't get no Satisfaction - Chris Wallace
1 - Like a Rolling Stone (The original Forever Alone)- JP

 

[E-Man]

Man you have no idea how much I idolize Marvin Gaye. That's wonderful casting to me.