The Hype's Official History of the Universe

[Lord Valumart]

a thread where we shall create a list of anything and everything in the universe starting from the big bang up until the current day in some form of date order...such as:

24th july 22,000,000 BC Steve Martin is born

continue...

 

[Captain_BluTac]

25th July 22,000,000 BC the world mourns Steve Martin's mother after her apparent suicide.

 

[Logan's Lady]

WHOA I had no idea Steve Martin was so old!!

 

[Tempest19]

26th July 22,000,000 BC Steve Martin got married and started a huge family who went on to procreate the rest of the human race with a rival family of Levys.

 

[FreeRadical]

25th July 22,000,000 BC the world mourns Steve Martin's mother after her apparent suicide.

26th July 22,000,000 BC

Mrs Steve Martin is born

 

[Captain Planet!]

September 18th 9,000,000 BC Steve Martin says his first words, "haha"

 

[FreeRadical]

December 18th 9,000,000 BC

Chevy Chase is born

 

[Captain_BluTac]

9th April, 2008 AD - Steve Martin says his last words "so let me tell you a joke"

 

[Lord Valumart]

5th may 8,999,999 BC

plans for the three amigos are passed around

 

[Alex The Great]

December 19th 9,000,000 BC Bob Sanders is born and immediatley destroys Steven Martin. and takes the trown of lord of the universe.

 

[Captain Planet!]

5th may 8,999,999 BC

plans for the three amigos are passed around

May 6th 8,999,999 BC

Plans for the Three Amigos are rejected by Columbia TriStar

 

[Lord Valumart]

9th august 8,000,000 BC

bill murray is created to fill the awesome quota for the next 10,000,000 years

 

[lollycop]

**slowly walks away**

 

[The Apocalypse]

December 21st 2012 the world ends

 

[Captain Planet!]

April 8th 2008 AD

I kick The Apocalypse in the nads