The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

I know it´s early and we don´t have much to work with, but caption threads are tons of fun and a good way to help pass the time - especially when news get slow - between here and summer 2008.

Just to get it started...

Look what five years of development hell did to Hulk! Hulk darker green, angrier look, older face, shaggier hair, HULK SMASH ANG LEE!!

 

[DX]

I know it´s early and we don´t have much to work with, but caption threads are tons of fun and a good way to help pass the time - especially when news get slow - between here and summer 2008.

Just to get it started...

Look what five years of development hell did to Hulk! Hulk darker green, angrier look, older face, shaggier hair, HULK SMASH ANG LEE!!

Hehehehe. t:

Eric Bana Hulk: "Damn Ed, you could really use some botox."

Ed Norton Hulk: "HULK SMASH YOU!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe. t:

Eric Bana Hulk: "Damn Ed, you could really use some botox."

Ed Norton Hulk: "HULK SMASH YOU!!"

hehehehehe

 

[DX]

hehehehehe

Thanks again.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks again.

Spread the word! If we got to make the Dark Knight caption thread get to 100 posts without a single pic from the movie, we can sure as hell go far with this one!t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

ERIC BANA HULK: "Oh man, how could 'Brokeback Mountain' be a bigger hit than our film?"
ED NORTON HULK: "You shut the f*** up!"

 

[ultimatefan]

ERIC BANA HULK: "Oh man, how could 'Brokeback Mountain' be a bigger hit than our film?"
ED NORTON HULK: "You shut the f*** up!"

hehehehehe, well, technically Hulk made more money, but yeah, proportionally, BM was more successful.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, Hulk was no big box office hit, but at least appeared on The Swann...

 

[Judson Caspian]

Ang Lee Hulk: F-ck, look at that guy. I'm outta here.
Leterrier Hulk: Yeah, you better run freak, 'cause the Hulk's gonna kick your sorry ass.

 

[antsiou]

there was one thread already

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=278270

maybe we can merge and double the fun?

 

[ultimatefan]

We need a mod to do that.

 

[Dr. Fate]

ANG LEE HULK: "Why did Eric Bana leave us, why?!"
ED NORTON HULK: "Because he was too sexy for the color green."

 

[ultimatefan]

Ang Lee Hulk: F-ck, look at that guy. I'm outta here.
Leterrier Hulk: Yeah, you better run freak, 'cause the Hulk's kick your sorry ass.

hehehehe

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

GUY: "OH GOD!!! MY EYE!!!!!"
ANG LEE HULK: "DON'T DIS HULK FILM!"

 

[ultimatefan]

ANG LEE HULK: How dare you phillistines trade the existential and philosophical idiosyncrasies of the previous incarnation for this brute-looking, intellectually inferior...

LETTERIER HULK: HEAD HURTS!!! OLD HULK TALK TOO MUCH!!! NEW HULK SMASH!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

ANG LEE HULK: How dare you phillistines trade the existential and philosophical idiosyncrasies of the previous incarnation for this brute-looking, intellectually inferior...

LETTERIER HULK: HEAD HURTS!!! OLD HULK TALK TOO MUCH!!! NEW HULK SMASH!!!

Hahahahahahahaha!

ANG LEE HULK: "How could Michael Bay do that to Jazz, Optimus Prime's most personal of personal servants?! How?!"
ED NORTON HULK: "Time to open up a six pack of green whoop ass upon the Bay-man!"

 

[ultimatefan]

GUY: "OH GOD!!! MY EYE!!!!!"
ANG LEE HULK: "DON'T DIS HULK FILM!"

hehehehe, cool pic!

 

[ultimatefan]

Hahahahahahahaha!

ANG LEE HULK: "How could Michael Bay do that to Jazz, Optimus Prime's most personal of personal servants?! How?!"
ED NORTON HULK: "Time to open up a six pack of green whoop ass upon the Bay-man!"

Thanks! HULK SMASH MICHAEL BAY! I like the sound of that...t:

 

[El Payaso]

"And so they went ' yeah, we reaaaaally want you in the movie but we have to think about it,' and I was 'Ok, I have made myself a big name in Hollywood and crap,' and then they called me like 'we're sorry, you're perfect and all but we're going for a different approach yadda yadda,' and I was 'ok, meh, big deal, I have my own sequels comin' and everything,' and then I went to see the movie and there it was... They f**king cloned me! And put some hair on my head! I mean... Hollywood people! Couldn't have they bought me a wig and some ears? Wouldn't have that been so much cheaper? But no... they have to brag about their biiiig budgets... and I'm telling you, I could have done it better! I can be a serious actor as well, but no! They'd go for the typecast and what not!"

 

[Judson Caspian]

Leterrier Hulk: Hmmmmm....
Ang Lee Hulk: Could we shoot this some other time? There's a strange dude here with no frickin legs!
Leterrier Hulk: Hmmm... Hulk smash!
Ang Lee Hulk: Good call. I was thinking the same thing.

 

[roadrage]

first pic says, "i am going to kick your mother ******* a$$

the second pic says, "i am troubled. what do i do".

 

[Cracker Jack]

ANG LEE HULK: "Awwwwwwwwwww Who farted ?!"
ED NORTON HULK: "Hulk farted, Lizard boy"

 

[antsiou]

My bad, I should have known that the first "sex oriented" joke would bring a torrent of Hulks dong is huge caption....

I'll make it up now

HULK: "HONEY, I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME"

 

[ultimatefan]

My bad, I should have known that the first "sex oriented" joke would bring a torrent of Hulks dong is huge caption....

I'll make it up now

HULK: "HONEY, I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME"

Technically, I´m saying it´s NOT huge...t:

 

[antsiou]

Technically, I´m saying it´s NOT huge...t:

point
but yet lol