The Island

The Island is nowhere near as good as Miami Vice, and I only liked MV. I would say that the only thing that Bay should be directing is traffic through the McDonalds drive-thru, but people wouldn't get their food because stuff would be blowing up and the cars would be moving in slow motion needlessly.
 
Some of the scenes in The Island are so crazy-edited and camera-shakey they make me dizzy. :cmad:
 
SolidSnakeMGS said:
I would say that the only thing that Bay should be directing is traffic through the McDonalds drive-thru, but people wouldn't get their food because stuff would be blowing up and the cars would be moving in slow motion needlessly.

Ha!:oldrazz: That is true,:cwink:
 
SolidSnakeMGS said:
The Island is nowhere near as good as Miami Vice, and I only liked MV. I would say that the only thing that Bay should be directing is traffic through the McDonalds drive-thru, but people wouldn't get their food because stuff would be blowing up and the cars would be moving in slow motion needlessly.
miami vice has nothing to do with the island:huh:

i liked killbill better than the island......:huh:
 
Well, somewhere along this thread....I mentioned Vice, and well.......the ball got rolling.....and now, we're here discussing if Bay is even worthy of directing street traffic.

Crazy....yet funny.
 
xwolverine2 said:
ok i hated that movie....lol

sure i dont think the island is perfect...... but its way better than Miami Vice:csad:

xwolverine2 said:
miami vice has nothing to do with the island:huh:

Hummm, do you have split personalities?:huh::huh:
 
Ah, what the ****....I'll watch it tomorrow on HBO and let you guys know what I think.
 
ChrisBaleBatman said:
Ah, what the ****....I'll watch it tomorrow on HBO and let you guys know what I think.
Watch how whenever the action picks up, the camera gets extremely shaky, and the editing just goes INSANE.
 
I'll admit that I quite enjoyed it and it is far from being the worst film in movie history, but it isn't that great either. I too despise Bay's shaky camera technique and I can't help, but turn off my brain whenever the helicopter scenes come up. He just had to do horizontal, vertical, sideways, zooms, et cetera on every single part of the helicopter, the present people, the land, everything. It was like, editing gone mad. Pathetic.

You know, I'm not a fan of Scarlett, but she was damn sexy in this, and that hair of hers, phwoar.
 
Mic said:
Just seen this flick, its alot better than I thought it would be from all the **** it got. What was all the critisism over it for?

It was nice. But it lost its appeal after the 1st time.
 
Because it was.

Think of every single cliche about cloning you can, and it's in The Island.

As I sat in the cinema, I thought, "This is so ridiculous, but surely they won't have a scene where the hero and the bad guy who look just like each other have a fight - and then someone with a gun has to choose which one is the real one. Surely not."

And you bet it was in there.

LMAO. So, so lame.

There are some great action scenes in there, don't get me wrong. I loved the truck/flying bike chase.
The Wolverine used every single cliché about what Americans think Japan is like yet people didn't complain. Was the film in least entertaining or was it boring like Pearl Harbor?
 
I never thought this was a bad film. Bay deserves a lot of the crap he gets but I found this one decent.
 
Bay deserves the jokes he gets but i don't agree with the "he's the worst director working in the industry right now" statement many give, he's kind of in the middle.

The Rock was good and fun, probably his best film, Armageddon was a mixed bag with good and bad aspects, still it was entertaining, Transformers 1 was better than Armageddon but not as good as The Rock.

Pearl Harbor was bad, it had some good points but completelly missed the point of what it was supposed to be and tried to be Titanic without a decent romance. Transformers 2 was aweful, and Transformers 3 was for me a major guilty pleasure, i loved the experience of watching it in 3D on the big screen and the city war was well done but the film itself was bad.

Have yet to watch The Island, the Bad Boys movies and Pain & Gain.

He's a strong director when it comes to knowing how to put a film together and has some creativity in the way he shots things, but he thinks too much with his d*** and doesn't pay enough attention to his scripts, leading to dumb characters, and racist jokes. In other words he's good on the technical level but not in the rest.

He's also what i like to call a bulls***r, while his characters are flat he gives them steriotypes and tells you what they are, he gives you romance but at the same time it's non existente, and emotion is fabricated. This leads to most of the usual cinema going audience thinking they're waching an emotional film with a deep story, when the "development" is actually almost minimal and little more than filler, this is painfully obvious with Pearl Harbor. Armageddon is also known for making men cry.

I'll give the credit to Mr.Bay for making entertaining films, but he works better when he's under a leash, as The Rock proved.
 

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