The Japan wackiness thread... YATTA!

[The Lizard]

I'm heading off to Japan myself this week, so here's a random collection of things that make Japan such a wonderful country...

Nothing like a squat toilet to send Americans into fits in the bathroom.

Natto...it's good for you, but it comes straight from the lowest, smelliest depths of Hell!

Attention ****e loli-goths in Harajuku. In your face, Orlando Florida!

Kancho! Is there any gag funnier than sneaking up behind someone and shoving two fingers into their rear? I think not.

And of course....the best (and by "best" I mean "most insanely ridiculous") commercials in the world:









Nihon ga dai suki desu!

 

[knowsbleed]

Attention ****e loli-goths in Harajuku! In your face, Orlando Florida!

I'd hit it...I wonder if its permanent ink.

have fun in the land of hooker trading cards...

Spoiler

http://www.hellodamage.com/tdr/archive/SCANS/youngtradingcards.jpg

 

[Carcharodon]

Doko ni ikimasuka?

 

[Captain Obvious]

Pretty cool looking, if you ask me.

 

[cookiva]

Kancho is my new favorite thing, ever.





















































ever.

 

[PWN3R]

God bless the Japanese. They pretty much invented awesome.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

If someone finds the Arnold Schwartzenegger commercial and the bukake milk commercial, I will love them forever. t:

 

[The Lizard]

Doko ni ikimasuka?

Tokyo, Hakone, Inuyama, Nagoya, Kyoto, Nara and Hiroshima. Lots of free days in Tokyo to mess around. Going to the Ghibli Museum and making a pilgrimage to the small but awesome Godzilla statue in Hibiya park. Yay!

 

[JTStarkiller]

Mr. Bob Harris! Lip my stockings!!!

 

[cookiva]

If someone finds the Arnold Schwartzenegger commercial and the bukake milk commercial, I will love them forever. t:

Pretty sure typing "******* Milk Commercial" into google will "stimulate" the work seach filters.

 

[SapphirePrima]

What cha doing in Japan Lizard?

 

[PWN3R]

If someone finds the Arnold Schwartzenegger commercial and the bukake milk commercial, I will love them forever. t:

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:heart:

 

[The Lizard]

What cha doing in Japan Lizard?

Visiting a friend, looking for some Japanese movie poster stock to sell online, but mostly just screwing around on vacation. Good times!


BTW, the best show on American television right now (besides Heroes, of course):

 

[SapphirePrima]

have fun and take alot of pictures.

 

[The Lizard]

have fun and take alot of pictures.

Indeed. I will post the most interesting and wacky ones here.

 

[cookiva]

I have some hilarious pics from when I lived in Shanghai.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I have some hilarious pics from when I lived in Shanghai.

Did you do one of those teaching english gigs?

 

[knowsbleed]

I...can't...stop watching this.

I'm truly mesmerized...and sorta creeped out at the same time.

 

[cookiva]

Did you do one of those teaching english gigs?

Oh, no. My dads job made us move around alot as kids. But spending a couple years as a teenager in China is pretty cool.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

:heart:

*loves you forever*

Does anyone even know what the hell that's being advertised in that commercial?

 

[SapphirePrima]

Oh, no. My dads job made us move around alot as kids. But spending a couple years as a teenager in China is pretty cool.

Oh that sounds fun. Post some pictures please!

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

It's clear that some people don't know anything about Japan.This site has some information for those who are interested.

 

[Addendum]

Don't forget bizarre as **** game shows

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[PWN3R]

Seriously though....someone please explain this to me.


The. song. is. amazing.

 

[Addendum]

Milked from the finest country virgins