The Joker Sidekick Reianimated Part 2

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Part 2....


“Long night Master Wayne?” asked a familiar voice.
Bruce woke up to see his loyal butler Alfred standing above his bed.
“What, what time is it Alfred?”
“2:30, sir”
“Alfred! Why didn’t you wake me up?!?”
“I don’t care what animal you dress up as, who you put in the MCU but Master Wayne, I won’t let you get less then 4 hours of sleep.”
“Well, Alfred I’m not a little boy anymore!”
“What’s the big deal anyway Master Wayne?”
“Alfred I had a meeting with Lucius at 12:30!”
“Well, I’m very sorry Bruce, what do you plan to do.”
“What a plan to do Alfred is hop in my car, grab something to eat and then maybe go to my meeting.”
“Lamborghini, Porsche, Corvette…..Tumbler?”
“Oh we got the Porsche did we now?”
“That’s correct Master Wayne.”
“I’ll take the Yamaha.”
“I’m not exactly sure that’s an option sir.”
“It is now.”




“You know Puddin’, I got sumthin’ on my mind.”
“Hehehe, I am your Puddin’ aren’t I?”
“I sat with a small boy today at lunch, HE WAS AT MY TABLE!”
“Ahem, um, who was this boy?”
“I think his name was Joey.”
“Oh, yes Joseph Thompson, crazy delinquent. I do sessions just like these with him.”
“What’s he in for?”
“Homicide, armed robbery, destruction and violation of public property.”
“I mean the crazies doc.”
“Ah, ADD and a serious case of bipolar, and we are not sure but a possible sign of schizophrenia.”
“Anything else?”
“Oh yes! Something you might like yourself Joker, he has a very strange, very strong addiction to um….”
“Spit it out doc!”
“Uh……a serious addiction to, clowns.”