The Last Person I saw Naked Was..... (possibly the most pointless thread EVER)

[The-Dark-Knight]

Well, the last person you saw naked.

* they have to be human

* Bonus points if they were Famous and in the flesh (no in amovie dont count)

*people in magazines, movies, dreams, day dreams, or any such thing dont count.



annnnnndddddd THERE OFF.

 

[Space Moose]

Well, the last person you saw naked.

* they have to be human

* Bonus points if they were Famous and in the flesh (no in amovie dont count)

*people in magazines, movies, dreams, day dreams, or any such thing dont count.



annnnnndddddd THERE OFF.

Do I get bonus points for seeing two people naked at the same time?
If so, my Mum and Dad in the shower.

 

[The Storm]

Myself in the mirror, does that count?!

 

[Space Moose]

How about stripper bars? If so, my Mum.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Do I get bonus points for seeing two people naked at the same time?
If so, my Mum and Dad in the shower.

oh thats so very wrong, you poor boy/girl did it scar you for life.

'mum, dad....oh hello....oh hellllloooooo may i borrow the car, dad, you missed a bit'

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I try not to see naked people. I even close my eyes when I am in the shower.

 

[Golgo-13]

You are guys are some really sicko's spying on you own momma.

 

[The Storm]

While looking out of my cousin's window the other week I saw someone in the shower having a good scrub of their armpits!

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Uh, some girl I met in Baltimore.

Crystal?

 

[Golgo-13]

Uh, some girl I met in Baltimore.

Crystal?

How much did she charge?

 

[Badger]

My Wife, about 5 minutes ago.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

How much did she charge?

Quite a few drinks.t:

She was a Navy student from the same base I was stationed on...I didn't see her on post too often, but we recognized each other in the club. Good stuff.t:

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

Hmmm, OK, I'll bite...

My mentor teacher while student teaching. At the end of each school year, the kids got to go to the YMCA swimming four times (my mentor was also a lifeguard there, so the trips were free gratis for the school), and the last time we had to rush back to school for an assembly, so I didn't have time to wait for the kids to clear out of the locker room before I got changed, so she let me change with her in the private little room they had for lifeguards/volunteers. It was a little wierd, but whatever.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Some chick during Seniors week.

 

[Excel]

my girlfriend, right now across the room.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Some guy at the pool.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

My friends girlfriend.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Deep_thinkin

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Deep_thinkin

You be quiet... tell everybody why don't you!?

 

[Rorschach II]

Friend's ex-girlfriend.

He dumped her, alright?

 

[chaseter]

my girlfriend, right now across the room.

Then why are you on the computer

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Myself

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

You be quiet... tell everybody why don't you!?

pfft, there's nothing to brag about

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

pfft, there's nothing to brag about

Of course there isn't.

 

[Kritish]

My Wife, about 5 minutes ago.

My girlfriend, about thirty minutes ago... t: