The Lord of the Advice: The Two Towering Relationships thread

[Anubis]

Okay, I'll say something.

I've recently started up a purely sexual relationship with this chick I met at work. Within the first 20 minutes of meeting, we had sex in the bathroom at my job. For the next 2 weeks, she would show up every now and then to have nasty, dirty, sex all over the place. I was beginning to feel that things were getting out of hand, so I told her we need to like, not have sex at my job. I JUST got this job. Last thing I need is to get fired for leaving love stains on the conference room table. That was a week ago and I haven't seen her since.....

 

[BrollySupersj]

...20 minutes?

Really?

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I TOLD A GIRL SHE WAS PRETTY OVER FACEBOOK AND SHE RESPONDED WITH A SMILEY FACE!!! DOES THAT MEAN SHE WANTS MY P IN HER V???

Huh? Huh?????

 

[Anubis]

...20 minutes?

Really?

Yes.

What can I say? I'm a ****e.

 

[Anita18]

Okay, I'll say something.

I've recently started up a purely sexual relationship with this chick I met at work. Within the first 20 minutes of meeting, we had sex in the bathroom at my job. For the next 2 weeks, she would show up every now and then to have nasty, dirty, sex all over the place. I was beginning to feel that things were getting out of hand, so I told her we need to like, not have sex at my job. I JUST got this job. Last thing I need is to get fired for leaving love stains on the conference room table. That was a week ago and I haven't seen her since.....

Happened to a friend of mine - would have sex at work with a coworker. They never got caught (almost did a couple of times ), and she was eventually transferred to another location.

But yeah, she was just using you, and you were just using her. But she wanted to only use you at work so...yeah I got nothing.

 

[BrollySupersj]

She must have been one of those cooky ones that like to do it in high risk areas.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, I gathered that.....but there are lots of other high risk places to bang that wont get me f**kin' fired.

I don't really care or nothin'. I don't even know her last name. Place had a lull, so I filled the lull.....that's what I do.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

20... Minutes? She probably has more STDs than your granpappy's war-time hooker and more issues than Action Comics.

Honestly dude, you should know better than to hook up with a chick THAT desperate. There's something bad going on there.

 

[Anubis]

Duh.

 

[Darthphere]

Okay, I'll say something.

I've recently started up a purely sexual relationship with this chick I met at work. Within the first 20 minutes of meeting, we had sex in the bathroom at my job. For the next 2 weeks, she would show up every now and then to have nasty, dirty, sex all over the place. I was beginning to feel that things were getting out of hand, so I told her we need to like, not have sex at my job. I JUST got this job. Last thing I need is to get fired for leaving love stains on the conference room table. That was a week ago and I haven't seen her since.....

You need to Ghost ride her. As in, you know on the hood of a car that is ghost riding.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Duh.

But... knowing this you still elected to have sex with the walking petri-dish?

Did you put a helmet on your soldier at least? If you didn't, I'd get myself checked out at a clinic ASAP.

 

[Anubis]

Of course I did.

This isn't my first slip'n'slide in the sewer.

Besides, I've probably got most of whatever she's got.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Well the issue seems to have solved itself, in a way. She got sex, you got sex, both parties end up happy I suppose. Long as you're not hoping to 'throw her the bone' again just to get off, I say you're in the clear.

Case Dismissed. Bring in the Dancing Lobsters.

 

[Anubis]

Just bop em over the head with this shampoo, they wont bother you.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

My girlfriend still isn't putting out.

This is easily solved. Get a new girlfriend who actually enjoys sex and won't torture you by withholding it indefinitely.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Or, ya know, you can just wait until she's comfortable enough to put out or whatever. If you're only worried about them putting out, you might as well dump her and go date a hooker.

 

[Anita18]

This is easily solved. Get a new girlfriend who actually enjoys sex and won't torture you by withholding it indefinitely.

Nell apparently has personality standards.

But again, if you're not making progress, you've got to decide at what point do you just say, "I can't wait for you anymore."

Or you can decide to enjoy what you have personality-wise and not worry about the sex until you finally get married. But from what you've described, I assure you, her hang-ups will not be resolved the moment you slip a ring onto her finger.

 

[Anubis]

The problem isn't so much that she wont put out, she wont even touch him. It's not about sex, it's that she's his girlfriend supposedly, but she doesn't even wanna hold hands.

She's got serious intimacy issues. Like, she could use a few years of psycho therapy from the description of things. He could stick it out. Or he could call it a day and find somebody that at least acts like they're attracted to him.

I'd go with the latter myself. Life's too short.

 

[terry78]

You people need to quit ****ting where you eat.

 

[Anubis]

Dude, there's at least 3% poo in everything you eat. It's inevitable.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Hey, don't tell me where to ****. I'll make that decision, thank you.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Or, ya know, you can just wait until she's comfortable enough to put out or whatever. If you're only worried about them putting out, you might as well dump her and go date a hooker.

Do you only deal in extremes? So she can only be a hooker or a vestal virgin? Are you that naive about relationships?

No you shouldn't might as well "dump her and get a hooker." You might as well "dump her and get a girl who isn't a stiff, joyless prude."

 

[Anita18]

The problem isn't so much that she wont put out, she wont even touch him. It's not about sex, it's that she's his girlfriend supposedly, but she doesn't even wanna hold hands.

She's got serious intimacy issues. Like, she could use a few years of psycho therapy from the description of things. He could stick it out. Or he could call it a day and find somebody that at least acts like they're attracted to him.

I'd go with the latter myself. Life's too short.

IIRC she was okay with holding hands but didn't even want him making jokes about grabbing her butt or something. Saying she didn't want to be treated like a sex object.

That won't go away when she gets married. Then she's just going to worry the guy married her so he could treat her like a sex object. By ya know, having sex with her.

If she wasn't abused herself, she probably had close friends or female relatives who were. Or she's just stubborn and young and doesn't quite realize there's more to sex for women than being degraded, like 95% of what what they have in porn.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Do you only deal in extremes? So she can only be a hooker or a vestal virgin? Are you that naive about relationships?

No you shouldn't might as well "dump her and get a hooker." You might as well "dump her and get a girl who isn't a stiff, joyless prude."

Ah, I see you made the fatal flaw of actually taking what I said seriously. Don't worry, happens to everyone once in awhile.

 

[Anubis]

IIRC she was okay with holding hands but didn't even want him making jokes about grabbing her butt or something. Saying she didn't want to be treated like a sex object.

That won't go away when she gets married. Then she's just going to worry the guy married her so he could treat her like a sex object. By ya know, having sex with her.

If she wasn't abused herself, she probably had close friends or female relatives who were. Or she's just stubborn and young and doesn't quite realize there's more to sex for women than being degraded, like 95% of what what they have in porn.

Or maybe she doesn't wanna cheat on that dude she's banging behind his back.

I'm joking....but maybe I'm not?